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Poison Ivy
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Joined: 13 May 2007
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PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2007 7:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Who can snip and post the scam with the least punctuation, or the longest sentence.

I've no idea who might judge, or what the prize might be, but here goes for my entry: The Longest Sentence Ever

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Kindly permit me to reach you through this medium i got your contact
while i was searching for a reliable foreigner who can help my present
sdituation first and foremost i want to introduce myself to you my name is DONALD JONES a 31 years old son of a siera-leonian industrialist known as Dr Diouf jones who died some months ago before his death he willed some of his properties and fund to me without my knowledge untill the day of his death when he called upon me and informed me, following this development being his favourite son among many, i was more favoured than the other children and being from a polygamous home, jalousy arose amongst my family and now they are after my life so i had no choice than to sell the properties willed to me by my father along with the money, i was able to lodge it in a security firm with the help of my father friend right now am in the united kingdom (uk) as you call call me on my mobile number 0xxxxxxxx

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Poison Ivy
419Eater is my life


Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 351
Location: England UK


PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2007 9:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Surely someone must have a longer sentence? I can't award this to myself!

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and i have told you severally and stop pulling my legs - [email protected] K3vin

you know the amount we are talking here is not a peanut .

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Franc28
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PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2007 9:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think everyone was blown away by your entry.

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Poison Ivy
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PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2007 9:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing then I should praise my widdle pet for his oral longevity?

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and i have told you severally and stop pulling my legs - [email protected] K3vin

you know the amount we are talking here is not a peanut .

U're a slot!!
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419weasel
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Joined: 26 Jan 2006
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PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2007 10:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

What about longest file name for documents?

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PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2007 11:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I have had 3 contenders already for the SHORTEST file names on a document, but not the longest.

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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2007 3:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@MasterBaits...
Just dropping all punctuation from a paragraph does not a long sentence make.

But I'd say you hold the current record for least punctuation in a letter. Wink

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DuraLex
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Joined: 28 Mar 2007
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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2007 6:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My Benin Mugu is champion of long sentences.
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Thanks for your mail i received this evening and the content therein were not well understood, so it has come to the extend of saying that you dont have any trust on me, upon all the help and suferings i give you to make sure you receive your fund, For your information, i want to asure you that delaying method will not help us in this issue, please if sending it through DHL as a persel will be better, you should go ahead, but frankly speaking moneygramme and western union here are well secured, i will not mislead you any longer and the company is the most ever trusted shipping company i know here in benin republic, so try your posible best to send them the money any where you like, all this draging issue is due to my present financial situation is too down becuase my litle daugther had opretion four days ago and i spent alot on her, if not i would have setle the charges so that when you receive your package you balance me all my suported money, but i could not make it yet, am broke, so you have to take it sufery while adressing me am sufering for you , and i will be very greatful if you could remember me for all this suferings as soon as you receive you fund, God is my withness, remain bless


This is actually a very funny bait, the guys grasp of the English language is so croocked I can't get him to do anything, yet he keeps replying with reasons like these. I'm very nice to his main character (who wrote this email), but his Shipping Company has seen the bad end of the slaphammer more than any other mugu I run. Odlly enough, he keeps coming back form more.

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