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Stargate
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PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2007 3:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Eliza_Doolittle wrote:
(note to the others - OMG - I never thought about people under 18 coming to the site and reading posts! I guess I need to tone it down!)

Or you can simply send your naughty photos via PM next time! Razz

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PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2007 6:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome MM and you should also get a pink pony for keeping it in the family Wink

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PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2007 6:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome MM! I hope I have the honor of working with you one day Wink

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PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2007 6:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mini Me - If you have half the talent of your father, you will be awesome!

To where is your first father - son safari departing? And will there be quicksand, cannibals, headhunters, or extremely agitated pachyderms at the destination?

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PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2007 7:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I click on threads with "Hello Everyone" type titles with such low expectations these days. What a refreshing twist.

Welcome indeed!
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PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2007 7:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome MM, have fun.

Tell the old man you need a new MacBook Pro for your baiting endeavors. I would go with the 17" screen.


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Its only $67 a month!

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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2007 3:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Wow. You guys are too kind. I am sure that the warm welcome will be a source of encouragement for him. Thanks to all of you guys. Now, my 14 year old daughter wants in on all this.

Just like any of the mentees that I have had, I am starting him slow. He is only baiting "Princess Miriam" at the moment. Laughing

I have to admit that this is slightly strange. For 13 years, I have been telling him that honesty is always the best policy. Now, I am training him to become a skilled, pathological liar. Well, at least it is for the greater good.

Thanks again everyone.

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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2007 4:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

[helpful hint] protege not mentee. Learning to write also entails using the correct words. [/helpful hint] Smile

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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2007 4:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

MM

Welcome!

Now in addition to having a 'rent to watch out for, you have Mods too! Shocked Laughing Wink

I guess I "should" change my sig line to more of a PG-13. Oh... wait... there is nothing in my sig line that isn't in a PG-13 rating.

Welcome again. My 12 year-old wants a pen pal in RL and here you will have all of the PPs you could ever want! Shocked

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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2007 4:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

DrWho wrote:
protege not mentee.

The word "mentee" is in the dictionary, according to Merriam-Webster online.

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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2007 7:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

First post with title "hello everyone", 2 pages of posts- i thought i was missing some troll bashing!!

Even after i read MM's post I was still thinking "hmm!!! this troll has big kahunas, claiming to be YW's son" Only after YW had posted was I certain.

MM- welcome to the Eater. You have the best mentor in the business!!

Edit- YW- does this mean I have to change my avatar?

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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2007 10:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Lol, I thought it was somebody faking at first too.

Welcome to eater MiniMe. No pressure Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2007 10:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

YeaWhatever wrote:
Now, my 14 year old daughter wants in on all this


DO NOT let Stargate read that Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2007 10:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My, my, what a suspicious and distrusting lot you all are. Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2007 12:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

YeaWhatever wrote:
He is only baiting "Princess Miriam" at the moment.


Ah, poopies. So was I. Might as well drop it now and save myself some trouble because now I know she's about to be taking a trip to the Antarctic or somewhere.

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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2007 1:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^
No bother. Keep on going if you like. I am just getting him used to dealing with the requests such as...
1. Your ID
2. Your address
3. Your phone number

Then, I will prepare him for...
1. The barrister
2. The security company
3. The WU request

After he knows how to do a few of those without my help, then we will go for...
1. The basic trophy picture
2. The basic set of forms

And then after that phase...
1. The TWAT tattoo "Spread your TWAT"
2. The safari
3. The videos

Also, some point soon, I am sure that I will start to teach him how to use Photoshop.

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Safari<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2007 1:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

YeaWhatever wrote:

And then after that phase...
1. The TWAT tattoo "Spread your TWAT"
2. The safari
3. The videos


#1 should make for some interesting dinner conversation. I'll bet your wife will love that!

I look forward to having him in on one of our collaborative efforts one day.

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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2007 1:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He'd love that. He hears me talking about you and Big Worm quite a bit so I am sure that he will be thrilled with that.

And so far, mom does not really know what's up and probably does not need to know for a while. She just sees all of the kids on the computers all the time and has no idea what they are up to. I think that we'll sort of have a don't ask, don't tell sort of thing for a while. My wife is computer illiterate and has had concerns about some of the lads finding me. I have assured her that is impossible. I suppose that if she knew that one of her kids was getting death threats, she might freak out a little. Sooooooo, we'll just sort of keep this whole thing quiet for a while.

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Safari<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
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PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2007 3:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hey guys thanks for the awesome welcome. I really think I'm going to have a lot of fun. Very Happy By the way what is the pink pony for?

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PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2007 3:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I have 3 pink ponies, and I do not know who gave them to me or why!

Bruin

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PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2007 3:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mini Me,
Ask your bloody father Evil or Very Mad

If he doesn't know the answer send me a pm. Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2007 4:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hya MM!

Does your dad ever send you to the shops in another country? We wouldn't be surprised.

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PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2007 4:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Laughing Laughing Laughing

Said YeahWhatever unto Mini Me. "One day, all of this will be yours."

Image

The current gps location can be found at the following website......."

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PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2007 4:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome aboard the Mugu Train - happy times are had by all, except the Mugus we ride to damnation and back, just so we can offer them a return visit.Evil or Very Mad

Just be kind, courteous and considerate to the Lads at all times - and lie. I do Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2007 6:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome aboard little fella'.. Sorry I'm late with the welcome but real life got a bit busy. Cool

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