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chiphead7
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PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2007 1:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

All I did was ask for a photo... Rolling Eyes

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YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW YOU ARE A BASTARD AND EVIL PERSON .CRIMINAL LIKE YOU. YOU WANT TO TAKE MY PICTURE TO WITCHCRAFT AND PERFORM RITUAL TO HAVE MONEY. GOD HAS EXPOSE YOU EVIL ATTITUDE FROM YOUR FIRST STATEMENT I KNEW YOU WERE NO BODY BUT I RITUAL AND EVIL DEAD PERSON. NO FACE FOR YOU. YOU HAVE LOST ME AND YOU WILL CONTINUE TO LOST MORE. I PRAY A PRAYERS OF INTERSECTION FOR OTHER THAT THEY SHOULD BE FREE AND ESCAPE YOU TRAP. YOU SHALL DIE IF YOU PERSIST IN THIS DEMONIC ACT.HOLY GHOST FIRE BURN YOU AND BURN YOUR HANDS IN COLLECTING INNOCENT PEOPLE PICTURE.


Bwahahaha!!!
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jgalt
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PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2007 1:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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HOLY GHOST FIRE


For some reason, this sounds awfully familiar.

Wouldn't happen to have a phone number would you? I have special friends that like to talk with superstitious lads. Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2007 1:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

He's a keeper. Bait him again from another box. Wait a lot longer before you try for the face for your voodoo doll. Make sure that you do put his face on a doll and send the photo back to him. It should make his day.

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PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2007 1:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Its all pretty funny, but this would be my choice of sig material:
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I KNEW YOU WERE NO BODY BUT I RITUAL AND EVIL DEAD PERSON. NO FACE FOR YOU. YOU HAVE LOST ME AND YOU WILL CONTINUE TO LOST MORE.

Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Gnasher
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PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2007 1:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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I PRAY A PRAYERS OF INTERSECTION


Useful for most drivers in the rush hour. Ask him for the actual wording? This lad has a lot of potential.

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PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2007 1:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

chiphead7 wrote:
YOU WANT TO TAKE MY PICTURE TO WITCHCRAFT AND PERFORM RITUAL TO HAVE MONEY.


If only he knew you actually wanted it just to laugh at Laughing

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whitewolf085
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PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2007 1:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@jgalt,

Oh MY! I sure hope you do get a phone call into this lad. He is a keeper! Please, if you get to torture this one, make sure you get to post all of his "Holy Ghost fiyah" rants to us! I could use another laugh like that one!

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PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2007 2:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@jgalt,


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For some reason, this sounds awfully familiar.

My ears perked up at that too.

You are thinking of Rason Makulo but I don't think that's him.

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BURN YOUR HANDS IN COLLECTING INNOCENT PEOPLE


The grammar and spelling are too good for him. Raisin Mak speaks fluent french, and piss poor english. He always insists on spelling "collecting" as "coloecting" (or some other derivitive with an "o" after a single "l") He also rejects anything written in German.

I could be wrong. But I know Raisin Mak very well, and I don't think this is the same guy.
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jgalt
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PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2007 2:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

B. A. Ware wrote:
@jgalt,
I could be wrong. But I know Raisin Mak very well, and I don't think this is the same guy.


Even better. Fresh meat.

Who knows what tasty tidbits of tormented talk he will tell?

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We are yet to ascertain why you put us all through this stress. Our agent went to collect the money you sent, he filled the form and was told there was a problem with the followings...

THANKS FOR THE GOOD NEWS,WELL LIFE IS NOT GOING WELL AS WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD FOR A GOOD CONTRACTS TO SHOWCASE MY ADULT BIZ IN PHORNOGRAPHY. -- SMITH PETER

Also I am very surprised that you suddenly started calling me Mr. Chuck, What kind of man are you? -- Prof. Charles "Chuck" Soludo

"Holy Ghost..... FIYAH!!! Holy Ghost....FIYAH!!!" -- Rason Makolu (Invoking God's own artillery against Soundboard Satan)
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Stoker Thompson
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PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2007 2:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

chiphead7 wrote:
YOU WANT TO TAKE MY PICTURE TO WITCHCRAFT AND PERFORM RITUAL TO HAVE MONEY.


Gee, now that doesn't give me any ideas . . . . . Laughing
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B. A. Ware
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PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2007 3:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Go get him. Very Happy
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thefife
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PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2007 3:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@jgalt,

You read my mind Laughing Laughing Laughing HOLY GHOST FIYAH HOLY GHOST FIYAH HOLY GHOST FIYAH HOLY GHOST FIYAH HOLY GHOOOOOOOOOST FIYAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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whitewolf085
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PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2007 3:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I tell ya... ya'll are having WAYYY too much fun! Thinking I may be needing to get some Skype credits in the near future!

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Stargate
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PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2007 4:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

That's one hell of an email. I love it all! Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2007 4:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

jump_4_joy Oh goodie!! Can't wait to see more.

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rhinocoress
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PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2007 4:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'd work from a new account and wait for him to ask for a photo Id of you...then send him one with a ghost image of the devil in the background...give him nightmares for a few nights Laughing
i also like the voodoo doll idea
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jefflebowski
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PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2007 6:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Or you could send him this pic...

Image


Seeing as he mentioned the "Evil dead person"

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Stoker Thompson
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PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2007 11:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

What do we have from this guy?

Seems like if we took all of his emails, bound them all up in 'ceremonial' paper and burned them in some kind of appropriate ritual, properly photographed of course, and then sent him the photos . . . . . . .

Just might be enough to rattle him.

Innovative slapping anyway. Laughing
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jefflebowski
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PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2007 1:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Send him this..

Image

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chiphead7
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PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2007 2:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, there were some good posts on how to play this guy. Unfortunately for me, I am unable to continue with him due to some personal issue's I have to stop scambaiting for a few month's. I sent him an ASEM and was just trying to get a quick photo.

For those who wanted a phone number, I never did get one. But now anyone is welcome to take a shot at it. If anyone is interested in giving this lad a thrashing, you can pm me for his email, or I'll post here if there is anyone interested.

I'm sorry I have to let this one go, but other duties call. It would be nice to leave him in the good hands of the folks at eater.
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