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jefflebowski
419Eater is my life
Joined: 23 Apr 2007
Posts: 377
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Thu May 17, 2007 5:47 am |
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Just got this one...
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Xmail shipping company looking for shipping Crew.
We have 6 ships to crew, Country of Origin is United States looking for
crews who will work with Shipping company.
Send your C.V along with your application to the company address.
Below are vacancies available -
Basic salary to start with in United State dollars
1]captain...................................$7,000.00
2]chiefmate..............................$6,000.00
3] chief engineer......................$6,500.00
4] second engineer..................$4,000.00
5]ab...........................................$3,000.00
6]chief cook..............................$4,600.00
7]steward..................................$2,300.00
8]Nurse......................................$3,200.00
9]medical officers......................$4,200.00
10.Capenter...............................$2,400.00
11.I .T officer..............................$3,500.00
12.Administrative officer.............$4,200.00
13.Clerk......................................$3,100.00
14.Musicians..............................$3,100.00
15.Divers....................................$3,500.00
16.Electricians............................$3,400.00
17.cook.......................................$2,100.00
18.Casual Worker.......................$1,800.00
19.Medical Officer.......................$5,200.00
20.painter....................................$2,200.00
21.Architects................................$4,800.00
We look toward receiving your application.
Below is application form.Fill it and mail back .
E mail [email protected].
Personal Information
Family Name:
Given Name:
Middle Name:
Tel.No:
Mobile:
Date of Birth:
Email:
Civil Status:
Religion:
Sex:
Height:
Weight:
House Address:
City:
Province:
Educational Information
Secondary School:
University Attended with Date
Work Experience:
Enter Your Work Experience (Start with the most
recent)
Company Name:
Company Address:
Job Title:
Start Date:
End Date:
Desired Job Titles: (Eg.Chief engineer, Systems
Analyst, Civil Engineer)
HAVE A NICE DAY.
YOURS FAITHFULLY,
MS. Caren Gold[SECRETARY]
Forward your application form to E mail [email protected].
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Think I might apply to be the ships musician! (I can play the triangle)
I dont know a lot about ships crews, but are musicians and an architects really needed aboard a ship? |
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Patoey
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 17 May 2007
Posts: 1
Location: Los Angeles (area) California USA
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Thu May 17, 2007 6:04 am |
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Only when going down with the ship. |
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baitshack
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 09 May 2007
Posts: 83
Location: The old phishing hole, Tobacco Road
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Thu May 17, 2007 6:08 am |
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That almost looks legit. I wonder if they are kidnapping sailors for the Black Pearl? |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Thu May 17, 2007 6:24 am |
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Every ship needs a good Architect on board. The Titanic didn't have one, and just look what happened to it! |
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capt_kipper
Master Baiter
Joined: 14 May 2006
Posts: 139
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Thu May 17, 2007 6:36 am |
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I might have to apply for the captains job! Or perhaps I could be a mysterious "ab". |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
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Thu May 17, 2007 12:08 pm |
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I got that same mail yesterday. . . . . I too was thinking of applying. Maybe we'll be shipmates!!
The "ab" job? Anyone know the job description? |
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viereinsneun
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 365
Location: Planet Earth
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Thu May 17, 2007 12:16 pm |
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Ima Baeder wrote: |
The "ab" job? Anyone know the job description? |
Maybe they meant the Available Body?
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Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Thu May 17, 2007 12:22 pm |
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AB is a nautical term for Able Seaman.
Dogsbody basically. |
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jefflebowski
419Eater is my life
Joined: 23 Apr 2007
Posts: 377
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Thu May 17, 2007 12:34 pm |
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<<<<insert seaman jokes here>>>>
I'm thinking of replying to this one, if anyone else fancies teaming up maybe we could solve their entire crew problem?
Worth a try?
I'll be the Musician! |
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FiveForces
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Apr 2007
Posts: 1254
Location: Richville, USA (honest!)
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Thu May 17, 2007 12:45 pm |
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I got lazy and just applied for all the ones in the example
I also signed the email with a different baiting name to the email address I was using (changed my mind over which character to use half way through!), so let's see if he notices. |
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"GO AND DIE AND NOPT LIVE OK, YOU STUPID FOUL YOU TAKEW ME FOR PLAY? SEND YOUR SHIPPING INFO AND THAT ALL YOU TALK STUPID, SEND ME YOUR NUMBER THAT ALKL I NEED FROM YOU. NO NUKMBER GO AND DON;T SEND NO MONEY AND SEND HAVE NO PUPPY"
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dgloryhole
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 395
Location: i will never be the man my mother was
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Posted:
Thu May 17, 2007 1:37 pm |
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I wonder if they need any skinflute players-lololololol-so i sent them this "I am a musician and excel in the skinflute -let me know if you can hire me" |
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jefflebowski
419Eater is my life
Joined: 23 Apr 2007
Posts: 377
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Thu May 17, 2007 1:57 pm |
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Inspired by the skinflute idea I've just sent this...
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Before I apply I would like to ask a few questions, how long would I be onboard for?
I was thinking of applying for the musicians position, I have had some experience, mainly in percussion intruments in the ministry choir band, I have played the gong, the triangle, the tallywhacker, the 12" dong, and the double ended ribbed tallywhacker. I am particularly proud of some of the bong hits I've made over my time in the ministry position. I left the band after one of the sisters took control of the tallywhacker and beat the life out of it.
Please let me know if you have a position for a percussionist in your crew. |
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jefflebowski
419Eater is my life
Joined: 23 Apr 2007
Posts: 377
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Sat May 19, 2007 6:49 am |
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Just got this back...
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DEAR SIR,
I WILL ADVISE YOU TO FORWARD YOUR CV TO MY COMPANY.
WE SHALL CONTACT YOU INCASE YOU ARE CHOOSING.
HAVE A NICE DAY.
YOURS FAITHFULLY,
MRS.CAREN GOLD |
It was from another email address, so I asked her which of the three email addresses to send it to.
I wonder if its the Tallywhacker experience that shes after? |
_________________ " to see it yourself that I am still active and kicking so no one can kill me even as I dont endulge into any shaddy dealings." - Tunde Lemo
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Septic
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 02 Apr 2007
Posts: 62
Location: Trying to keep a foothold on the planet!
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Sun May 20, 2007 12:41 am |
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Thought I'd give it a try as an 'Electrician'. Haven't a clue as to qualifications so I've invented a few! Probably won't even look at it! |
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B. A. Ware
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Sun May 20, 2007 2:02 am |
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^^^Not me,
I'm going for #18
You can't get any more casual than me. In fact I may be over qualified. |
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chowdahead
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 54
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Sun May 20, 2007 3:47 am |
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if anyone talks to this pos, please ask if they have any positions available for a poop deck scrubber |
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viereinsneun
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 365
Location: Planet Earth
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Sun May 20, 2007 4:07 am |
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I'm a bit hesitant about applying for any of these jobs.
Knowing my luck, I might just finish up on the SS Risky-free (Scroll about one third down. No! Don't necro) |
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wanamaker
Master Baiter
Joined: 12 Mar 2007
Posts: 146
Location: van, down by the river
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Sun May 20, 2007 4:19 am |
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I applied for the Cabin Boy position. I'm sure they can help me out. |
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dgloryhole
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 395
Location: i will never be the man my mother was
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Sun May 20, 2007 8:37 pm |
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you know people on board ships like candy maybe i should also apply for chief fudgepacker |
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The Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 2885
Location: La La Land
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Sun May 20, 2007 9:10 pm |
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Tommo Shanter wrote: |
Every ship needs a good Architect on board. The Titanic didn't have one, and just look what happened to it! |
Actually he went down with the ship....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Andrews_%28shipbuilder%29 |
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FiveForces
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Apr 2007
Posts: 1254
Location: Richville, USA (honest!)
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Mon May 21, 2007 1:50 am |
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I've been offered the job of skipper, which I both didnt apply for and isnt even on the list . Still, I'll take it |
_________________ THE MASTERMINDER OF FAKE NEWS
"GO AND DIE AND NOPT LIVE OK, YOU STUPID FOUL YOU TAKEW ME FOR PLAY? SEND YOUR SHIPPING INFO AND THAT ALL YOU TALK STUPID, SEND ME YOUR NUMBER THAT ALKL I NEED FROM YOU. NO NUKMBER GO AND DON;T SEND NO MONEY AND SEND HAVE NO PUPPY"
~ Bri Thany
"The whole situation is becoming ridiculous and absurd. Its hard to explain how a transaction that normally takes a few minutes to be concluded is starting to run into weeks."
~ Genesis Art & Craft
"you are treating me like a fool which is not supposed to be done"
~ Barryston Morgan
"I don't understand this...Its like you are playing on my intelligence."
~ Peter Roy |
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I-Jackov
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 12 Jan 2005
Posts: 64
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Mon May 21, 2007 7:04 am |
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I'm in for painter.... I think I'll offer some nice van gogh style portraits. |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Mon May 21, 2007 7:31 am |
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The Man wrote: |
Actually he went down with the ship.... |
Serves him right.
Titanic lifeboats are very much like making love to a beautiful woman...never one around when you need one. |
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"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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jefflebowski
419Eater is my life
Joined: 23 Apr 2007
Posts: 377
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Posted:
Mon May 21, 2007 8:20 am |
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Any of you guys had any real reply from this?
I got one back and then several of the initial emails again from "Caren" all from different email addresses. |
_________________ " to see it yourself that I am still active and kicking so no one can kill me even as I dont endulge into any shaddy dealings." - Tunde Lemo
"God will give you the strenght go get a taxi to the western union place" Reverend Joseph Omolede/Adeleke |
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dgloryhole
419Eater is my life
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Posted:
Mon May 21, 2007 12:18 pm |
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never heard a thing-just my luck-and i so wanted to play skinflute and pack fudge on the ss mugu |
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