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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Thu May 17, 2007 10:33 pm |
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I'm trying hard to avoid any more baits BUT sometimes I find there are irresistable idiots who just murmur 'Come bait me - I'm going to be fun'
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.......we are bless with we have gold and Time in commercial quatity |
Well I don't have a lot of either, but if you're a Time Lord, I'll accept your offer to come visit as long as it's using the Tardis.
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.....due to the tools has been detrolated since the period of time the war lasted |
This wouldn't be a problem if Dr Who were there because he has his sonic screwdriver. I've decided I'm going in as Dr Who, but first I'll check that I'm not overdoing the coffee.
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......gave refuge all the Liberian who ran from war zoon,there i seek for assylon |
Zoons AND Assylons - it's worse than I thought
The Doctor to the recue |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Thu May 17, 2007 10:36 pm |
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Think of the money you could make if you could buy cheap time in commercial quantities, and resell it to stressed out punters.
You could make a fortune. |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
x4 6Yrs x6 |
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Otterfan
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 2481
Location: UK -- land of otters and non-otters
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Thu May 17, 2007 10:41 pm |
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I think you can only buy it in minute quantities. |
_________________ PARVA QVOQVE PARS ESSENTIAE LVTRAE SVPERARI NON POTEST
"I have to sale something now to be able to drink water." -- Alice Idris on safari in Cotonou
"why did you waste my time like this why." -- US Army Captain William D Swenson
<--TS certified.
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Thu May 17, 2007 10:55 pm |
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This guy is an imbecile and believe me, I'm an expert - errrrr
I am now [email protected] - somehow I think I'm safe from google with this mugu.
I'm not sure if I'm titled or double-barrelled. I'll see how impressed he is and leave it open to interpretation. No - I won't - I'm overdue a mention in the honours list. I'm Dr Tim - Lord of Who.
I'll suck up to him and his impressive business proposal - whatever the frealkng hell it is. If he sucks back - I'll adopt him.
He's located in Cote d'Ivoire and obviously in need of my care and protection Surely the quickest way to start a mine there is to jump up and down in an open field. Let's see. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Thu May 17, 2007 11:18 pm |
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Gold is a good investment. I know that you have a bank whee the mugu can go and collect the cash deposit. |
_________________ Lagos to Tamale. Rev. Frank Lagos to Abuja
Lagos to Abuja Pr1nc3 F@w@z
Ghana to Benin's Simba Camp Joe C@rlton
Lagos to Ghana Opus Dei Templar
Nukuru to Mombasa 1,500 kms van donation
Co bait with SlowFreddy Sao Tome island to Gabon Lagos to Abuja Co, donation
YOUR WIFE WILL GIVE BIRTH TO A MONKEY, YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER FROM EPILEPTIC,
LET YOUR MOTHER FUCK YOUR BEST FRIEND. LET YOUR FATHER FUCK A MAD STREET WOMAN, USELESS INTERNET FRAUDSTER. (barrister Dan )
I bet u , soon , u will be laying in a close casket ,
will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
( Makinwa) |
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thud419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Posts: 3193
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Fri May 18, 2007 8:55 am |
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Otterfan wrote: |
I think you can only buy it in minute quantities. |
Not if you are willing to buy seconds. |
_________________ Click here to feel warm and cozy.
I did not f**k your wife in any way -- Nike Akanbi
I don't know what else to do or do I continue filling and filling forms. -- Barr. Koloti
you has been dribbling me up and down but I will show some thing you have never seen before, I think you breath air wait and see. -- Barr. Cole
x14
x 0.25 won from Reaper in a sucker's bet
x8 x several |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Fri May 18, 2007 8:59 am |
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Being a Time Lord gives you whole new possibilities, you can answer his next e-mail before he sends it. And if he doesn't then send it you'll have to slap him and it'll cause a temporal paradox. |
_________________ x2 Co bait with Rumbero Sao Tome island to Gabon van donation
Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Halil, Cotonou to Accra
+ Precious 10/08/11
x8 x34 x 73
grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
x3 Hector 24/1/13 Moses 15th Oct 2011
x 2Mick Ole 11th Sept 2014-16 Asare Akuffo start 4th Aug 2014 |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Fri May 18, 2007 9:04 am |
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Charles Buxton
You will never find time for anything. If you want time you must make it. |
So they must have a time factory. I wonder how they package it before they ship? A jiffy bag wouldn't be good enough, it would leak everywhere, wasting time. |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
x4 6Yrs x6 |
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jefflebowski
419Eater is my life
Joined: 23 Apr 2007
Posts: 377
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Fri May 18, 2007 9:47 am |
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You could be Tim - lord of Hoo
http://www.hoomarina.com/ |
_________________ " to see it yourself that I am still active and kicking so no one can kill me even as I dont endulge into any shaddy dealings." - Tunde Lemo
"God will give you the strenght go get a taxi to the western union place" Reverend Joseph Omolede/Adeleke |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Fri May 18, 2007 10:20 am |
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Thanks Jeff - I'll probably use it - though
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This is an automatically generated Delivery Status Notification
Delivery to the following recipient failed permanently: |
myway doesn't seem to like googlemail - so I signed up on yahoo |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Fri May 18, 2007 11:19 am |
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I like this one, he works back to front. His English is better than in his original scam mail. Still, if it were any worse I wouldn't have a clue what he's on about.
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Doc, (that's an awfully familiar way to address a Time Lord don't you think ?)
My mine is located in Kampamas (mmmm - Mr Google thinks you're telling porkies) some kilo meters from Monrovia the capital city of Liberia.
l have 350kg at the stock right now at the rate of $10 per gram,all the government papersfor export intact.
lf you re ready for partnership let me have your Number.
You can reach me on +225-0676-****.
We@h. |
Slow down buddy. Calling a Time Lord is a privelege you earn, and I want to know how this mine investment has turned into a gold dust scam.
A few lessons in genteel etiquette and decorum for this one methinks. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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jefflebowski
419Eater is my life
Joined: 23 Apr 2007
Posts: 377
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Fri May 18, 2007 11:31 am |
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A good delay you could use on this one would be to blame delays on the fact your old assistant Rose vanished, really leaving you in the lurch and you are having to train the new girl Martha while working at the same time. |
_________________ " to see it yourself that I am still active and kicking so no one can kill me even as I dont endulge into any shaddy dealings." - Tunde Lemo
"God will give you the strenght go get a taxi to the western union place" Reverend Joseph Omolede/Adeleke |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Fri May 18, 2007 9:05 pm |
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I dismissed him as a time waster and demoted him to contacting my secretary and butler - Bertie Wooster - I know it should be Jeeves, but it's artistic license.
So I just get a word for word repeat - ignorant shite. Okey dokey - I'm shooting way over his head at the moment, and this is going to confuse him greatly, but I want to test his writing and comprehension skills.
If I blow him off I have set up a baiter group for future use.
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Dear Sir
His Lordship has directed me to handle all correspondence received from yourself and I must admit you seem to have rubbed him up the wrong way with your manner.
You probably don't know, but at this time of year, in the rutting season his Lordship has a lot to contend with and becomes exceedingly short tempered and impatient, though as a Doctor of Divinity he should show a little more Christian compassion.
If you can elucidate your proposition more fluently I can seek to press your case with his Lordship, and perhaps I could negotiate some small recompense with yourself. I think you will find it very advantageous to have me working on the inside for you to pull this deal off, and I can assure you that he puts great trust in my recommendations.
Please get back to me as soon as you can with some idea of how you would like to proceed and I'll see what I can persuade his Lordship to accept.
Please treat this arrangement as most confidential, and if you try to contact his Lordship to tell him what I offered you, I will do all I can to make sure your deal fails.
Best wishes
Bertie Wooster - Butler and PA to his Lordship Doctor Who,
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_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri May 18, 2007 10:01 pm |
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Gomer, it's a bit late I know, but your Lad is doing some sort of cross-over here. If it's Zylons you're up against, then it's Bill Adama you should be... |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Gantz
419Eater is my life
Joined: 26 Apr 2007
Posts: 299
Location: Sitting on the most uncomfortable chair it has ever been my misfortune to own. It numbs my bum :(
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Fri May 18, 2007 11:29 pm |
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Shame you didn't sign off as "The Doctor" I'd have been willing to lay money down the reply would have come back "Dear Mr The" |
_________________ Darling i really don'y like spaeking about sex orally because it is against my religion,i prefer we praticalized it - The lovely Sandr@ |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Fri May 18, 2007 11:31 pm |
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I told you Yastreb I like to mix up stories.
I just rang him as Bertie Wooster the Time Lords faithful butler - it's like the Joey from Friends version of fiction.
It must be about 1.20 am there and his wife sounds very nice, and he sounds like his e-mails - ignorant. Maybe I'll try schmoozing her if he goes out and leaves the phone behind.
I don't think he was up for fun with Bertie and he put the phone down on me. He'll pay for that. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat May 19, 2007 12:21 am |
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I told you Yastreb I like to mix up stories.
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Well, so did the Lad!
If you need some assistance with transport, your old buddy Bill Adama from the Colonies might be able to help... |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
x 7 |
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