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Kdrive
Master Baiter
Joined: 25 May 2006
Posts: 146
Location: Sucksville, USA
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Thu May 17, 2007 5:58 pm |
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10-paragraphs from the complaint letter generator sent.
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How can Mr. Cross Cross be so high-handed? When Mr. Cross looks in the mirror in the morning, does he see more than the same, demonic face that all temperamental megalomaniacs share? And do his squibs appear reasonable to anyone other than overweening, arrogant cutthroats? This letter is not the place to explore the answers to those questions. Its purpose is instead to find more constructive contexts in which to work toward resolving conflicts. With this letter, I hope to make technical preparations for the achievement of freedom and human independence. But first, I would like to make the following introductory remark: Mr. Cross will etiolate his enemies because he possesses a hatred that defies all logic and understanding, that cannot be quantified or reasoned away, and that savagely possesses the worst kinds of gloomy heretics there are with filthy and uncontrollable rage. He likes to posture as a guardian of virtue and manners. However, when it comes right down to it, what Mr. Cross is pushing is both unsympathetic and querulous.
The acid test for Mr. Cross's "kinder, gentler" new "compromises" should be, "Do they still numb the public to the exhibitionism and injustice in mainstream politics?" If the answer is yes, then we can conclude that Mr. Cross's gofers assert that "unconscionable loons and nettlesome feckless-types should rule this country." First off, that's a lousy sentence. If they had written that you shouldn't let yourself be flummoxed by Mr. Cross's fast talk and air of self-confidence, then that quote would have had more validity. As it stands, we find among narrow and uneducated minds the belief that black is white and night is day. This belief is due to a basic confusion, which can be cleared up simply by stating that Mr. Cross has remarked that he is a tireless protector of civil rights and civil liberties for all people. This is a comment that should chill the spine of anyone with moral convictions. To make sure you understand, I'll spell it out for you. For starters, before Mr. Cross initiated a lexiphanicism flap to help promote his chauvinistic doctrines, people everywhere were expected to foster mutual understanding. Nowadays, it's the rare person indeed who realizes that what we're involved in with Mr. Cross is not a game. It's the most serious possible business, and every serious person -- every person with any shred of a sense of responsibility -- must concern himself with it. I'm at loggerheads with Mr. Cross on at least one important issue. Namely, he argues that those who disagree with him should be cast into the outer darkness, should be shunned, should starve. I take the opposite position, that a great many decent people are just as distressed as I am about Mr. Cross's arguments. I always catch hell whenever I say something like that, so let me assure you that he's more than demented. Mr. Cross's mega-demented. In fact, to understand just how demented he is, you first need to realize that there's no shortage of sin in the world today. It's been around since the Garden of Eden and will decidedly persist as long as Mr. Cross continues to blend together anti-intellectualism and masochism in a train wreck of monumental proportions. There are no two ways about it; I recently received some mail in which the writer stated, "You don't need to look far to see that pathetic Comstockism is Mr. Cross's preferred quick-fix solution to complex cultural problems." I included that quote not because it is exceptional in any way, but rather, because it is typical of much of the mail I receive. I included it to show you that I'm not the only one who thinks that Mr. Cross's fulminations promote a redistribution of wealth. This is always an appealing proposition for Mr. Cross's operatives because much of the redistributed wealth will undoubtedly end up in the hands of the redistributors as a condign reward for their loyalty to Mr. Cross. If he is going to make an emotional appeal, then he should also include a rational argument.
As you can see, Mr. Cross spouts a lot of numbers whenever he wants to make a point. He then subjectively interprets those numbers to support his tractates while ignoring the fact that I've heard of bloody-minded things like sadism and Lysenkoism. But I've also heard of things like nonviolence, higher moralities, and treating all beings as ends in and of themselves -- ideas which his ignorant, unthinking, diabolic brain is too small to understand. Wherever you look, you'll see him enforcing intolerance in the name of tolerance. You'll see him suppressing freedom in the name of freedom. And you'll see him crushing diversity of opinion in the name of diversity. Tell me something: In view of Mr. Cross's misguided contrivances, what does it make sense for us to do now? This can be answered most easily by stating that I deeply believe that it's within our grasp to put the kibosh on Mr. Cross's utterances. Be grateful for this first and last tidbit of comforting news. The rest of this letter will center around the way that he wants nothing less than to produce nothing but filth. His accomplices then wonder, "What's wrong with that?" Well, there's not much to be done with dishonest, wild individuals who can't figure out what's wrong with that, but the rest of us can plainly see that Mr. Cross does, occasionally, make a valid point. But when he says that it's inappropriate to teach children right from wrong, that's where the facts end and the ludicrousness begins.
In that respect, we can say that Mr. Cross had promised us liberty, equality, and fraternity. Instead, he gave us alarmism, fetishism, and paternalism. I suppose we should have seen that coming, especially since once people obtain the critical skills that enable them to think and reflect and speculate independently, they'll realize that this letter is written with the hope that readers will think for a minute about the situation at hand. If, after hearing facts like that, you still believe that embracing a system of terrorism will make everything right with the world, then there is surely no hope for you. Mr. Cross is interpersonally exploitative. That is, he takes advantage of others to achieve his own unholy ends. Why does he do that? In other words, how testy can he be? The complete answer to that question is a long, sad story. I've answered parts of that question in several of my previous letters, and I'll answer other parts in future ones. For now, I'll just say that even his proxies are afraid that he will tap into the national resurgence of overt antagonism sooner than you think. I have seen their fear manifested over and over again, and it is further evidence that there is one crucial fact that we must not overlook if we are to perceive our current situation as it is, rather than in the anamorphosis of some "ideology" such as communism or sexism. Specifically, my long-term goal is to take advantage of a rare opportunity to weed out people like Mr. Cross who have deceived, betrayed, and exploited us. Unfortunately, much remains to be done. As you may have noticed, haughty miscreants differ from each other only in the degree to which they worsen an already unstable situation. Don't make the mistake of thinking otherwise. Mr. Cross does, and that's why the term "idiot savant" comes to mind when thinking of him. Admittedly, that term applies only halfway to him, which is why I believe that if Mr. Cross honestly believes that some of my points are not valid, I would love to get some specific feedback from him. Mr. Cross wants us to feel sorry for the brainless thieves who defile the present and destroy the future. I insist we should instead feel sorry for their victims, all of whom know full well that I am deliberately using colorful language in this letter. I am deliberately using provocative phrases that I hope will stick in the minds of my readers. I do ensure, however, that my words are always appropriate and accurate and clearly explain how I proudly adopt this stand. I know you're wondering why I just wrote that. I'll explain shortly, but first, I should state that Mr. Cross's intent is to prevent us from asking questions. He doesn't want the details checked. He doesn't want anyone looking for any facts other than the official facts he presents to us. I wonder if this is because most of his "facts" are false. The purpose of this letter is far greater than to prove to you how pouty and pushy Mr. Cross has become. The purpose of this letter is to get you to start thinking for yourself, to start thinking about how I normally prefer to listen than to speak. I would, however, like to remind Mr. Cross that if he thinks that children should get into cars with strangers who wave lots of yummy candy at them then maybe he should lay off the wacky tobaccy. To interfere with the most important principles of democracy is Mr. Cross's objective, and quasi-muddleheaded antipluralism is his method.
Mr. Cross is not just possession-obsessed; he's benighted, too. It's unfortunate that he has no real education. It's impossible to debate important topics with someone who is so mentally handicapped.
As I understand it, we mustn't let Mr. Cross spread licentious, unforgiving views. That would be like letting the Mafia serve as a new national police force in Italy. Whenever he encounters a free-thinking individual who presents factual data that conflicts with his beliefs, Mr. Cross doesn't know what to do. That fact may not be pleasant, but it is a fact regardless of our wishes on the matter. When Mr. Cross is gone, all that will be left from his legacy of hate is the hate itself. Well, that's getting away from my main topic, which is that whatever your age, you now have only one choice. That choice is between a democratic, peace-loving regime that, you hope, may investigate Mr. Cross's grumpy principles, ideals, and objectives and, as the alternative, the recalcitrant and insecure dirigisme currently being forced upon us by Mr. Cross. Choose carefully, because Mr. Cross wants nothing less than to hoodoo us, hence his repeated, almost hypnotic, insistence on the importance of his duplicitous paroxysms. Yes, Virginia, Mr. Cross's codices manifest themselves in two phases. Phase one: make my stomach turn. Phase two: don the mantel of heathenism and muster enough force to fuel inquisitions.
Mr. Cross can't fool me. I've met appalling porn stars before, so I know that Mr. Cross has found a way to avoid compliance with government regulations, circumvent any further litigation, and pass off all sorts of tyrannical and obviously ribald stuff on others as a so-called "inner experience" -- all by trumping up a phony emergency. I hate him to my very bone marrow. I don't think anyone questions that. But did you know that like fire, he is a dangerous servant and a fearful master? I sometimes joke about how this is a fundamental and obvious truth that Mr. Cross entirely ignores. But seriously, we must reach out to people with the message that Mr. Cross's secret agents can be stereotyped as dictatorial tools of prepackaged political ideology and presumptuous, smarmy dips to boot. We must alert people of that. We must educate them. We must inspire them. And we must encourage them to unmask his true face and intentions in regard to gnosticism.
In order to convince us that he is a refined gentleman with the soundest education and morals you can imagine, Mr. Cross often turns to the old propagandist trick of comparing results brought about by entirely dissimilar causes. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but his stories about colonialism are particularly ridden with errors and distortions, even leaving aside the concept's initial implausibility. Mr. Cross accuses me of being narrow-minded. Does he maintain I'm narrow-minded because I refuse to accept his claim that "metanarratives" are the root of tyranny, lawlessness, overpopulation, racial hatred, world hunger, disease, and rank stupidity? If so, then I guess I'm as narrow-minded as I could possibly be.
For one thing, I am prepared to state my views and stand by them. But more important, someone has to be willing to advance a clear, credible, and effective vision for dealing with our present dilemma and its most dotty manifestations. Even if it's not polite to do so. Even if it hurts a lot of people's feelings. Even if everyone else is pretending that national-security interests can and should be sidestepped whenever Mr. Cross's personal interests are at stake. Note that the foregoing does not pretend to be an accurate description of all people who might be considered the worst sorts of spleeny scofflaws there are. It is only a rough indication of some of Mr. Cross's general tendencies. My mother always told me, "If you don't have something intelligent to say, just keep quiet." Apparently, Mr. Cross's mother never told him that.
If Mr. Cross had lived the short, sickly, miserable life of a chattel serf in the ages "before technocracy" he wouldn't be so keen to crush any semblance of opposition to his immature bruta fulmina. Maybe he'd even begin to realize that his harangues are based on two fundamental errors. They assume that Jacobinism and jingoism are identical concepts. And they promote the mistaken idea that we have no reason to be fearful about the criminally violent trends in our society today and over the past ten to fifteen years. The significance of this is that his victims have been speaking out for years. Unfortunately, their voices have long been silenced by the roar and thunder of Mr. Cross's rank-and-file followers, who loudly proclaim that the world's salvation comes from whims, irrationality, and delusions. Regardless of those morally repugnant proclamations, the truth is that if he were paying attention -- which it would seem he is not, as I've already gone over this -- he'd see that uncompromising, distasteful nudniks all over the country are now having an absolute field day with their new-found freedoms supposedly granted by Mr. Cross's indiscretions. As an interesting experiment, try to point this out to him. (You might want to don safety equipment first.) I think you'll find that perhaps one day we will live in a world where good people are not troubled by fear of stinking converts to onanism. Until that day arrives, however, we must spread the word that both interdenominationalism and elitism are forerunners of Mr. Cross's crass scribblings. Let me try to explain what I mean by that in a single sentence: Mr. Cross should put his own house in order before he tells others what to do. He vehemently denies that, of course. But he obviously would, because he argues that I am villainous for wanting to honor our nation's glorious mosaic of cultures and ethnicities. I should point out that this is almost the same argument that was made against Copernicus and Galileo almost half a millennium ago. Mr. Cross is not only predatory, but he also lacks the self-control necessary to conform his behavior to reasonable norms. To put a little finer edge on the concept, he periodically puts up a facade of reform. However, underneath the pretty surface, it's always business as usual. Okay, I've vented enough frustration. So let me end by saying that Mr. Cross Cross is not at all apologetic for the harm his faithfuls have caused.
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DrWorm
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 27 Mar 2007
Posts: 23
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Posted:
Thu May 17, 2007 6:10 pm |
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How can anyone pass this up!
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Mr. Hired Killer,
It is with much displeasure I read your email. I have many enemies so I am not surprised to get this from you and I am sure your contact has informed you of the power I possess. I would like to meet you face to face to possibly enter an agreement in which you will become my employee and then turn the tides on my adversary and "terminate" them for me. I suggest you agree to these terms and I will of course pay you dearly for your services but if you do not agree I cannot be responsible for your safety and you may have an unfortunate accident. I have a secure line, **********, you can reach me at but you must use these code words "Looky Mynards have finally dropped." If I get that message I will know you are serious about this agreement and I will give you further instructions. If I do not hear from you I will have to contact another "friend" who is in your line of work and have him visit you.
Good day, and please make the right decision.
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_________________ You know what f*ck you with you bullsh*t westernunion , you are crazy, you are not smart man, u are one of the dumping man i ever think off, go f*ck youself or your secretary |
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Otterfan
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 2481
Location: UK -- land of otters and non-otters
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Posted:
Thu May 17, 2007 6:15 pm |
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Just want to add a "me too" post to say that I've sent him an email, too (offering the chance to be a "weapons tester" as part of a contract that my company has won from the UK MoD).
For anyone who's keeping count. |
_________________ PARVA QVOQVE PARS ESSENTIAE LVTRAE SVPERARI NON POTEST
"I have to sale something now to be able to drink water." -- Alice Idris on safari in Cotonou
"why did you waste my time like this why." -- US Army Captain William D Swenson
<--TS certified.
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The Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 2885
Location: La La Land
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Posted:
Thu May 17, 2007 6:15 pm |
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@Dev:
Oh he just got back to me with the standard $10,000 offer he has been giving everyone else..... I don't have $10,000, but as a porn star I am not affraid to use my body! Time to find some pictures to woo him with |
_________________ ---
The Man
YOU ARE A CHILD OF SATAN WITH YOUR HUNGRY DIRTY BODY ,TUNDER FIRE YOU BIG HEAD IDIOT !!! HA HA HA HA HA
IS THIS HOW YOU DECIDED TO TREAT US AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH?YOU MADE US TRAVELLED TO ABUJA AND INDEBTED US.
"Cursed is your mother that gave birth to a family-disgrace like you. Cursed is your father he could not control his lust for anything under skate"
"hey u crakhead motherf*cking nitwit, from the way u express the cockamamy sh*t that ur dumb brain is made up of it's so obvious that u never really made it past elementary school but anywayz dogs don't have to go to school afterall."
(Lagos to Abuja)
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<---in lieu of a brownie. TS
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Fatbastard
Master Baiter
Joined: 10 Aug 2006
Posts: 143
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Posted:
Thu May 17, 2007 6:18 pm |
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I played the scared victim last time, went quite the opposite this go 'round. |
_________________ PLEASE DON'T CALL ME ANY MORE EXCERT IF YOU BECOME AS NORMAL AS A HUMSAN BEING - B. Williams
I think you are looking for someone to transfer your aids sickness to,God punish you ther fool,you white beast.i wish you go and die just like your whole family did,ANIMAL. - K. Lewis
i don't want you to help me anymore because you useing my life like a rat ok. - Peee Ubanga
All l need from you now is to clam down your self please. - James Duma |
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DuraLex
419Eater is my life
Joined: 28 Mar 2007
Posts: 292
Location: Main stage
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Posted:
Thu May 17, 2007 6:22 pm |
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The silence is deafening here. Maybe he's suffering from a Gmail overload.
Lots of different baits going on. This is going to be interesting. |
_________________ 'YOU HAVE BEEN WASTING MY TIME ALL THIS WHILE WITHOUT ANYTHING IN AGENDA"-Abbah Maxwell Kenobi
"stupid job baiter. rot for hell demon scum"-Danny the Internet Hitman
"Listen to me mr , you have also insulted mr personalty and you have also misspelled mr name , am nor santana,santodo my name is prof charles soludo."
Visit the Duralex Internet Experience. Baits and tutorials go here.
Big thanks to JMRazor for the orange title! |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Thu May 17, 2007 6:26 pm |
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He thinks he is scamming safe with a gmail account, but by replying with Yahoo he let his Ip slip. I have replied with another character pretending she knows straight away where he is, that should worry him:
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There must be some mistake here. What have I ever done to you?
I have never been to Nigeria.
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_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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The Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 2885
Location: La La Land
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Thu May 17, 2007 6:26 pm |
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Sent the following along with an interesting video clip from the internet
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Mr. Cros:
I am so happy that you can be reasonable. I do not have even $10,000.00. If you have really been following me you know that I am a single mother of two. As their shit bag of a father will not pay support I have had to use my only asset, my body, to make a living. I would not turn to prostitution but I am ashamed to say that I have started to enter into the business of acting in pornography. That means that in the last couple of years I have had sex with many men, often at the same time.
I am sure that we could work something out along those lines if you know what I mean? Attached is a small sample of my work to show you what I can do for you and your men.
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The Man
YOU ARE A CHILD OF SATAN WITH YOUR HUNGRY DIRTY BODY ,TUNDER FIRE YOU BIG HEAD IDIOT !!! HA HA HA HA HA
IS THIS HOW YOU DECIDED TO TREAT US AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH?YOU MADE US TRAVELLED TO ABUJA AND INDEBTED US.
"Cursed is your mother that gave birth to a family-disgrace like you. Cursed is your father he could not control his lust for anything under skate"
"hey u crakhead motherf*cking nitwit, from the way u express the cockamamy sh*t that ur dumb brain is made up of it's so obvious that u never really made it past elementary school but anywayz dogs don't have to go to school afterall."
(Lagos to Abuja)
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<---in lieu of a brownie. TS
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FiveForces
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Apr 2007
Posts: 1254
Location: Richville, USA (honest!)
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Thu May 17, 2007 6:29 pm |
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These guys are great, I'm looking forward to this , I only have $19,000 available at the moment though |
_________________ THE MASTERMINDER OF FAKE NEWS
"GO AND DIE AND NOPT LIVE OK, YOU STUPID FOUL YOU TAKEW ME FOR PLAY? SEND YOUR SHIPPING INFO AND THAT ALL YOU TALK STUPID, SEND ME YOUR NUMBER THAT ALKL I NEED FROM YOU. NO NUKMBER GO AND DON;T SEND NO MONEY AND SEND HAVE NO PUPPY"
~ Bri Thany
"The whole situation is becoming ridiculous and absurd. Its hard to explain how a transaction that normally takes a few minutes to be concluded is starting to run into weeks."
~ Genesis Art & Craft
"you are treating me like a fool which is not supposed to be done"
~ Barryston Morgan
"I don't understand this...Its like you are playing on my intelligence."
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mathias
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Feb 2005
Posts: 4187
Location: Germany
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Posted:
Thu May 17, 2007 6:38 pm |
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last time I have baited him as Scrooge Mc Duck and this was his last commuication:
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i like you, scrooge, this country is hard, i would like to work for you,
there are many talents here but no body to develope them, i need to be with
you, just imagine, if i can deside to threaten any body to pay me money, its
out of poorverty, i need to make money, believe it or not, nigeria is hard.
bye
On 3/13/07, Scrooge Mc Duck <[email protected]> wrote:
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> MY BOIS TRACED YOU VERY WELL
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> N O W Y O U A R E T H E T A R G E T
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BASTARD !!! U JUST DEY MAKE ME SPEND MONEY SEND CHECKS TO NON EXISTING PLACES OL BOY NO TRY ME AGAIN OH ABEG JUST FUCK OFF MAKE I WORK COLLECT MONEY..
go screw your mother fucking uncircumcised rotten dick on your bedroom wall and die slow *DELETED* because you don't even worth a second out of my time
now you have taken me to a far area from my place ... I have to sleep under the bridge today ...
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fistymus
419Eater is my life
Joined: 10 May 2007
Posts: 254
Location: Under my hat, wearing my moustache
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Posted:
Thu May 17, 2007 6:48 pm |
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Scrooge me old mucker, might want to edit out your baitmail addy? |
_________________ "My doctor told me this morning again that i might not be able to survive..Please Father Barry, i need you prayer's..I don't want to die so soon.Please pray for me." - M3lissa W3alth
"Sorry, Ive just realised I selected new topic and not post reply ...... I meant to post this in the mentors thread " - bang2rites
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mathias
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Feb 2005
Posts: 4187
Location: Germany
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Posted:
Thu May 17, 2007 7:06 pm |
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fistymus wrote: |
Scrooge me old mucker, might want to edit out your baitmail addy? |
thanks for the hint but the bait is dead since months and I don�t use the acct. anymore |
_________________ x10 x3 x5
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BASTARD !!! U JUST DEY MAKE ME SPEND MONEY SEND CHECKS TO NON EXISTING PLACES OL BOY NO TRY ME AGAIN OH ABEG JUST FUCK OFF MAKE I WORK COLLECT MONEY..
go screw your mother fucking uncircumcised rotten dick on your bedroom wall and die slow *DELETED* because you don't even worth a second out of my time
now you have taken me to a far area from my place ... I have to sleep under the bridge today ...
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thedevguy67
Moderator
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 14513
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Posted:
Thu May 17, 2007 7:32 pm |
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Well, I contacted Mr. Cross with mixed news --- I can only raise $5000, and for that I went through desperate measures. Then I attached two BS files that I claim to be receipts.
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Mr. Cross
I could only raise $5,000 today via a cash advance on the one remaining credit card that I have. I am trying to arrange a personal loan for the remaineder or I will sell my family car. I understand the gravity of this situation, and I thank the Lord in heaven you are a kind man who shows mercy. I sent $2500 each to both Mr. Hush and Mr. Williams in London
I have attached the scan recipets, proving you now have $5000 of the $10000 you need
Please work with me on this, Sir
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This is going to be fun |
_________________ GO F*CK YOUR MAMA AND STUCK HER MENSURATION PAD IN YOUR MOUTH - Hughes Hughes
MY CAT WILL IMPREGNANT ALL YOUR DAUGHTERS - Waheed Haashir
My dog has jst finish f*cking ur mother and ur father is in my toilet eating my shit - Roberts Goodwin
I have a sex dull that will f*ck you till dead - Stanley Lee
You are dirty and castrated Goat - CC Jones
Go f*ck yourself because I know your mum is sucking Satan's penis - Peggy Paiser
You must be high on your mother's frozen menstruation! - Victor Evans
x12 X 2525 X 100s
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Thu May 17, 2007 7:41 pm |
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I sent him this, which I've been dying to do for a while now
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Dear Assassin,
I have received your email. What are you doing contacting me? I know you have been paid to terminate me, I was the one who set this up! I need you to kill me so my back taxes will be erased which will prevent the government from seizing our home and fortune. Plus I want my family to receive the $4.3 million life insurance, which will not pay out in the event of suicide, hence I must be murdered.
I went through A LOT of trouble locating you to perform this service and now I find that you are contacting the intended victim to work out a side deal. This is an utter outrage! I've been making myself available for execution everyday, leaving the house early, coming in late and you are pussyfooting around trying to cut side deals. I'm not paying you one nickle to save my life when the whole idea is for you to end it!
Now I know you are not trustworthy and I must find someone more competent and efficient because time is running out. If it was more money you wanted, why didn't you just come back to my agents and ask for more? Is that it, you just want more money??? Just please do what you have already been paid handsomely to carry out, it would be most appreciated. If you are not up for the job as I suspect, then let me know now. |
Thanks!! |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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Fatbastard
Master Baiter
Joined: 10 Aug 2006
Posts: 143
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Thu May 17, 2007 7:47 pm |
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(WARNING FOUL LANGUAGE)
Went ballistic on the lad.
If it scares him enough, it'll produce a couple of good trophies.
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BRING IT ON MOTHERFUCKER.....I'M WAITING FOR YOU!
I'LL RIP YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF AND STUFF $30,000 DOWN YOUR THROAT YOU SORRY PIECE OF SHIT!!!
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE MESSING AROUND WITH YOU PATHETIC SHIT STAIN!
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MY BOYS HAVE TRACKED YOU DOWN YOU NIGERIAN FUCK!!!
WAIT FOR TOMORROW PAL, I HAVE ASSOCIATES IN ACCRA THAT ARE COMING TO SEE YOU!
NOW WHO'S BEING TRACKED FUCKER?
DON'T BOTHER GOING TO THE POLICE FOR PROTECTION, MY FRIENDS HAVE ASSOCIATES IN THE FORCE!
I WAS GONNA HAVE SONNY WHACKED UNTIL I FOUND OUT YOU ARE JUST A NIGERIAN PUKE WHO'S PLAYING GAMES WITH ME.
YOU BETTER HOPE MY BOYS FIND YOU BEFORE SONNY DOES!!!
BEG FOR YOU AND YOUR FAMILY'S LIFE YOU MISERABLE BASTARD!
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No response so I sent one from the Accra associates:
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u dey di stupid boi u send out messej fo try na get di maga. jr bodine dey no maga ,na am bi di big oga for di acata na u got di wrong guy fo dis job ooooooooooo!!! nau wi get fo kom na get u! better u na ur family beg di oga fo let u leave or wi gonna get fo murd ur men na fork ur women |
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you are a stupid boy you send out message to try and get a victim.
JR Bodine is no victim, he is a big boss from the USA and you got the wrong guy for this job!
now we have to come and get you! better you and your family beg the boss to let you live or we gonna have to kill your men and fuck your women |
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_________________ PLEASE DON'T CALL ME ANY MORE EXCERT IF YOU BECOME AS NORMAL AS A HUMSAN BEING - B. Williams
I think you are looking for someone to transfer your aids sickness to,God punish you ther fool,you white beast.i wish you go and die just like your whole family did,ANIMAL. - K. Lewis
i don't want you to help me anymore because you useing my life like a rat ok. - Peee Ubanga
All l need from you now is to clam down your self please. - James Duma |
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Embers
419Eater is my life
Joined: 25 Apr 2007
Posts: 266
Location: At my desk planning the attack!
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Thu May 17, 2007 7:52 pm |
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...hmm thinking about hitting this guy up from my IRA character. That should be interesting.
Have to think about that though as I'm still running my other lad in circles. |
_________________ Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive.
Please don't make things difficult for me ok ~ Naomi Aime
Please i have exercised lots of patience and you know it ~ [mask:1] Yinka Adegbite [/mask:1]
I will be ready to be your slave in bed for us to make our self happy all the time~ A current bait whose name will come in time
Warned and dangerous! |
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Saint Arnold
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Sep 2006
Posts: 1261
Location: By the kegerator
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Thu May 17, 2007 7:54 pm |
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I received the scripted response about "send me $10000 blah blah blah" and responded with this:
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Holy crap, your men are watching me? I wish I had known earlier before I met with Rosie Palm last night. Did they see that? Please don't tell my wife. It doesn't do me any good for you to spare my life if she goes and kills me instead for cheating on her!
Tell me this. I do not want to die, but the motherf****r who paid you to kill me - I want him dead, dead, dead. I want him to suffer first. I want you to bury him alive in a lonely grave. I will pay for this. How much would you charge?
I know who it was, too. It was Bill, wasn't it? Well, I suppose I deserve to die for what I did to him, and he deserves his revenge. But then, he deserves to die too. Instead of killing me, what would you charge me to kill Bill?
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Think they get Quentin Tarantino movies in Nigeria? |
_________________ The baiter formerly known as Krona
Our legal team are on standby for the next line of action in this very interesting case.already they are still studying the MTCN number that you sent,it will be used as evidence together with your full names and address,when this epic battle commences. - the one and only Charles Soludo
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x15 (RIP) x7 x1
Lottery lad, Benin City - Abuja A new minister, Lagos-Benin City The same minister, Lagos - Tamale, Ghana
Dr. Johnson - Abidjan-Abuja and back again (so far! - 1666 miles round trip)
<----because life can seem bleary and bleak without one. TS
Because Lotta is a great and beautiful mod!
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DuraLex
419Eater is my life
Joined: 28 Mar 2007
Posts: 292
Location: Main stage
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Thu May 17, 2007 8:17 pm |
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@ thefife. Thats just beautiful. I think it deserves its own thread if he replies.
Meanwhile, after some hefty prodding, still no news here |
_________________ 'YOU HAVE BEEN WASTING MY TIME ALL THIS WHILE WITHOUT ANYTHING IN AGENDA"-Abbah Maxwell Kenobi
"stupid job baiter. rot for hell demon scum"-Danny the Internet Hitman
"Listen to me mr , you have also insulted mr personalty and you have also misspelled mr name , am nor santana,santodo my name is prof charles soludo."
Visit the Duralex Internet Experience. Baits and tutorials go here.
Big thanks to JMRazor for the orange title! |
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Dimensio
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Apr 2004
Posts: 181
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Thu May 17, 2007 8:27 pm |
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Roycropper wrote: |
DI G3ne Hunt sent him some abuse, recycled from an email to my lad Moses, his reply will be interesting. |
Wonder if we could have a face-off. Have G3ne Hunt and S@m Tyl3r bait the same lad for a bit, then slowly reveal that we know one another. |
_________________ http://angryflower.com/bobsqu.gif |
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Anti-419
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Jul 2004
Posts: 1804
Location: Bay Area, CA
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Thu May 17, 2007 8:55 pm |
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I hope you guys get him well.
I just heard a news on the radio KGO 810 AM about this type of scam. Nice of the radio station to give a report on it. More exposure is a good thing. |
_________________ Barr Marc Hycinth: "I HATE HOW MY NAME IS BEEN RUBISHED AT THE CASHING OFFICE TODAY."
Safari Lad: "...your mails are a healing balm to my condiction here."
Jeremiah Nnamani: "With you I wouldn't mind being a fool for the rest of my life."
James Bruce: "Thanks for your mail and also your insult to my personality and company."
Baiting Record:
Trophies - 128 | 4 AM Airport Taxi - 6
- Sierra Leone to Nigeria - "...please help me ,you brought me here to NIgeria.take me out."
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DizzySteinway
Annoying Stuck-Up Cow
Joined: 10 Aug 2006
Posts: 222
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Thu May 17, 2007 9:20 pm |
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Oh its on.
He's mine. |
_________________ "SETAN WILL SEE YOU TOMORROW AND YOU ARE WELCOME TO HEIL"- barrister richard knowles, my first ever bait! (And a suspected Nazi by the looks of it)
"DR RALPH IS A DOCTER YOU CAN RELY ON I NEVER FAILED IN MY MEDICAL DIAGNOSIS " - Dr. Ralph MD, esteemed doctor, purveyor of prostitutes est. 1977
- Feeling any better? -yes thank you, how kind! x5 |
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redshoes17
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 1731
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Thu May 17, 2007 9:43 pm |
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Is he finished for the day? He hasn't replied to me. |
_________________
Willy Accra to Abuja to Maiduguri
Floyd Lagos to Abeche with reaper
Dan Benin City to Lagos
ARK Tamale to Kumasi
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I don't need you alone for sex. w1l13
i was ashamed this money money was not in the system when we got there to cash it,it made me and my family lawyer look like little children Godwin
'because no one want your progress not every one want your goat to give birth to twins as the man who see tomorrow told me when i visit him in the shrine Godwin
i was rubbed by rubber last friday, they collectted all my money and my phones. |
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Thu May 17, 2007 9:46 pm |
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thefife wrote: |
I sent him this, which I've been dying to do for a while now
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Dear Assassin,
I have received your email. What are you doing contacting me? I know you have been paid to terminate me, I was the one who set this up! I need you to kill me so my back taxes will be erased which will prevent the government from seizing our home and fortune. Plus I want my family to receive the $4.3 million life insurance, which will not pay out in the event of suicide, hence I must be murdered.
I went through A LOT of trouble locating you to perform this service and now I find that you are contacting the intended victim to work out a side deal. This is an utter outrage! I've been making myself available for execution everyday, leaving the house early, coming in late and you are pussyfooting around trying to cut side deals. I'm not paying you one nickle to save my life when the whole idea is for you to end it!
Now I know you are not trustworthy and I must find someone more competent and efficient because time is running out. If it was more money you wanted, why didn't you just come back to my agents and ask for more? Is that it, you just want more money??? Just please do what you have already been paid handsomely to carry out, it would be most appreciated. If you are not up for the job as I suspect, then let me know now. |
Thanks!! |
Oh boy, this post just gave me a great idea! I posted this link the other day in here, thinking it could possibly be used for a bait, but I didn't have any concrete idea of how to use it. Well, I do now! LOL!
Warning: Link NSFW!
http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org/index.html |
_________________ Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
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<---TS certified. |
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it wasn't me
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 1043
Location: sitting in the corner drinking wine, eating cheese
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Thu May 17, 2007 9:47 pm |
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Can one of you guys see if you can geta phone number for him? |
_________________ Do not be sceptical be pessimistic - Lotto scam.
I just don't know how to express the gravy of my happiness. - Barrister M Abd0lla
you nose i have been away in the middly east. -Ali Al1
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lieu
Master Baiter
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 137
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Thu May 17, 2007 9:55 pm |
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For those of you playing the hardasses, I'm sure you won't get the chance to send his accomplices money. They names are and address are:
I don't know maybe you find pictures of their home through Google maps or something? Live.com has better shots of them though.... |
_________________ I have been in this business for the past seven 14yrs and I
have never filled a form like this before. -P3t3r Gardn3r
i also called their customer service, they just wasted my money. - T0p3 Ad3mola |
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