"Hit Man" was paid to kill me

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Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 2:28 pm

So i asked him if we could make a deal. I couldn't sleep last night and the night before i saw him walking in my garden on my survailance camera's haha.
I have deal with him that he won't kill me if i pay him 30.000 en he will kill my other lad if i pay him another 30.000.
Of course that is no problem for me because i'm entirely rich, but i became rich by doing a robbery on the Western Union bank. And because of that i can only deal via Moneygram.

And most of all.. i keep calling him my friend. I'm wondering how long he can take that Razz

Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 10:21 pm

Well thanks to filedestructor.com I have sent him a copy of the receipt. I also asked him if he wanted a three way with me and my girlfriend (my character is female) and I attached a photo of some hot nude woman from the internet.

Do you think I can transform a death scam into a love scam? Twisted Evil

Master Baiter Joined: 13 May 2007 Posts: 137

^^^^ I love how in every post in this thread you remind us you're female for this bait Razz

At the end you should pull a Crying Game and send him some tranny pics.

Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 11:53 pm

The Man wrote:

Do you think I can transform a death scam into a love scam? Twisted Evil

Yep. You bet with two little words...'Western Union'. Cool

Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 12:08 am

Me Too!

Me play too! jump_4_joy

But I'm confused

Quote:

THERE IS NO TIME FOR QUESTIONS,SOMEONE OUT THERE WANTS YOU DEAD ON OR B/4 TWO WAEKS

What's a WAEKS and why do they come in TWO's?

Asking for a payment plan now but just got a better idea. How much should I offer him for the information on the person who wants me dead?

In STRICTIST CUNFIDENCE of course. . . . . . .

Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 2:55 am

I sent an email to (me) saying that Mr Cr0ss had just internet yelled at me in capital letters saying he couldn't write emails from jail, and Freddy replied saying he knows Mr Cr0ss is in jail because he used Freddy's computer to email me! Told me to send $10k to him via WU immediately. I forwarded this to our hit man friend, telling him I believed a lawyer over him and would probably send the barrister the $10k.

Quote:

FOOL,
IF YOU DID NOT PAY THE MONEY I DEMANDED ON OR B/4 48HRS,DO NOT BORTHER PAYING ANYMORE B/C I WILL NOT BE NEEDING IT.

THEN WAIT AND SEE IF AM IN JAIL OR NOT.IF YOU ARE LISTENING TO ANY OTHER EMAIL,YOU ARE HELPING ME DIG YOUR GRAVE.

NOW DID I STEAL THE COMPUTER TO WRITE AGAIN.

IF YOU DID NOT PAY UP,I SWEAR YOU WILL NOT LIVE TO REGRATE IT.

I wonder what I'd be regrating if I lived?

Have since sent the hit man an email from the barrister telling him I hacked his email and am chopping his dollar. No response yet.

Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 10:47 am

I'm going to ask this guy to play in my next production of gay porn "White on blacks"

Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 11:37 am

My umpteenth bait with this idiot. This time I am a Ukrainian mafioso sitting on a large quantity of oil money. Sorry for the stereotype and the babelfished russian.

Quote:

I won't introduce myself, you know who I am. I must know who your ХОЗЯИН, you boss, is. I will send my own УБИЙЦА after him. You will not try to kill me, you КОЗЕЛ. You try kill me, you die. You die more dead than Пётр Кропо́ткин himself.

I will pay you money to know who your boss is. How much you want.

Do not toy with Misha. Вы не будете человеком. Работа с мной, или плашка.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Well he's not a very ethical hitman. According to him he was paid $30k to off me, with half of it coming up front, and the remainder to be paid once I am dead. I've just offered him double that amount to wack my ex-wife, who I am sure was the one that hired him. He gladly accepted my offer.

Cool. I've now got a hit-man on the payroll. That's pretty sweet. Very Happy

This isn't exactly a new scam, but I really wonder if the lads make any money at all from this one. Yeah, I know, there are people out there who will believe anything, and yeah, the idea that you are being stalked and threatened to be killed is a terrible thing, but this angle really strains the realm of believablity.

Oh well. I plan to have this lad on the company payroll in short time. After all, any good corporation needs someone to "take care" of problems that might arise.

Master Baiter Joined: 24 May 2006 Posts: 140

He's began to scare me

Quote:

YOUR TIME WILL SOON BE OVER,I WOULD HAVE HELPED BUT YOU ARE SUCH A LIFELESS FELLOW,YOUR DETAILS WILL BE FORWARDED TO MY BOYS AND THEY SHALL BE COMING TO HELP YOU REST IN PEACE/PIECES

so I've offered to pay hopefully he'll call them off before I'm in pieces.

Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 1:57 pm

Lieu:

Brillian! How do I explain to Mrs. The Man the internet search for tranny porn though?

I am so going to do this if I can get him to fall in love with me!

Now I have to go find an MP3 of the theme from Crying Game..... gahhhh how am I supposed to get any real work done today?

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 24 Jan 2006 Posts: 18

Hi folks.I haven't posted for a while but I was reading some of this thread and I started baiting this guy as well .I got a bank account number from him when I told him the nearest western union to me was 40 miles away and I have no car.Should I post the bank details here for someone who knows what to do with it?

Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 4:21 pm

Send the full post from the lad, including headers, to [email protected]. You might want to check here first, to see if its already been reported.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 24 Jan 2006 Posts: 18

Heres what he sent me last time.

Quote:

go and transfer the money to this account in india,tell the bank to make a swift transaction of the money so that it will not take more than three days to reflect in the account.

account no:
beneficiary:Tshimparla mande
bank name:abn amro bank
adress:dehil india

send me a scanned copy of the payment slip for confirmation once the money is paid

I am going back to ask him for the swiftcode transfer number because my bank dosen't know it and I can't transfer the cash without it.

Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 4:36 pm

This is what i sent him:

Quote:

By the way, I am a very busy man. I think i can help you to earn more money then you already do.

However, you've given me an idea and perhaps you could help me. I am currently searching for males to work for my company. It's a very sensitive subject and I do not know of any other way to say it but i need African men and we pay 1500 USD per day.

My company produces porn movies with black men. These films (white on blacks) will be shoot on location in Africa. Maybe we could help each other. If you can arrange some men who like to perform in these kind of movies we will pay nicely. I can't say my proposal anymore clearly. I am sorry if I have embarrased you but I have not made my millions by being timid and afraid, oh no. I'm a shrewd businessman and get what I want. I offer an on going and well paid contract for you and who ever you may wish to ask to help us. The more the better for us both!

Let me know what you think about that!

Your buddy

Later on i will surprise him by saying that it is a gay pr0n movie Embarassed

Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 5:10 pm

Too bad mr assassin stumbled upon a broke teenage chick. Laughing

Quote:

Why do you think I am being stubborn? It is not my fault that my company is closing its doors on the employees after 10 years in business. Please ask the other boys for some time. I need to get a new job. I beg you, I need to pay my rent and food. If I pay you for my life now, it would be pointless. I will still end up dead because I won't have any leftover money to pay my living expenses. There must be a better way to do this. Do you offer financing? Perhaps I can pay you what I can afford after I get a new job. We can start with 20 bucks a month. How does that sound?

I'm negotiating with him with a lay away plan. LOL!

Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 6:01 pm

This is pretty cool. He started again on my first character, after almost a two weeks hiatus. He's becoming weak, the poor sod. Note the absence of capitals.

Quote:

hello,
i would not have contacted you but am sorry there is a litte problem,i taught i could handle it without disturbing you but it is becoming very unbecoming so i have to reach you once more.

the money has not reflected in the account yet,my men has been to the bank over and over again all to no avail,the bank accountant now said that we should tell the sender of the money which is you,to go to the bank were you sent the money and demand them to swift the transaction(reflect the money to the account) immediately.once your bank sent a swift message to the bank in london,the money will reflect automatically.

below are the full details of the account you paid the money to,use it and go to your bank.

i am sorry for the inconvinience this may cause you,and i equally under stand the emmotional trumer you went through,but i give you my word once more,you and your family are save,just do as i said and get back to me.
regards

Meanwhile in Ukraine, on a different account.

Quote:

You make good choice, however you are no in position ask questions to Misha.

You get 20.000$ in cash. You tell me your contractor FIRST. This is how we do. There is no room bargain for, no dictects, no whatever.

You do as I say, you walk away rich and alive.

Вы плохой идиот, вы не осуществляете что ваш полет невозможн?

Quote:

YOU ARE A BIG FOOL,
YOU THINK AM HUNGRY? YOU IDIOT,STAY WITH YOUR STINKING MONEY SINCE YOU WILL NOT DO AS I SAID,DO NOT EMAIL ME AGAIN

LETS SEE WHO DIES FIRST.

Yup, everything pretty normal up there.

Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 6:35 pm

Jayhawk wrote:

I've just offered him double that amount to wack my ex-wife, who I am sure was the one that hired him. He gladly accepted my offer.

Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 8:29 pm

^^^^^

Ok, I asked him how much for the info on who wants me dead. Laughing

Quote:

IF THE INFO IS ALL YOU NEED IT WIL COST $15,000 ONLY,
IF YOU ARE GAME,PAY IN THE $10,000 TO THE INFO I GAVE TO YOU,THEN THE BALLANCE OF $5,000 ONCE YOPU ARE IN RECIEPT OF ALL THE INFO YOU NEED.

REMEMBER IF YOU RECIEVE THE INFO AND REFUSSES TO PAY MY BALLANCE,I WILL COME FOR YOU.

Damn, Forgot to ask if I get to stay alive. . . . . . . Crying or Very sad

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

^^^ Only $15k for your life? Damn. I'd be insulted if I was you. The rest of us have lives that are worth at least $20k. Either your life is worth less than ours, or he gave you a bargain price. Very Happy

Master Baiter Joined: 13 May 2007 Posts: 137

The Man wrote:

Lieu:

Brillian! How do I explain to Mrs. The Man the internet search for tranny porn though?

I am so going to do this if I can get him to fall in love with me!

Now I have to go find an MP3 of the theme from Crying Game..... gahhhh how am I supposed to get any real work done today?

Clear private data and late night web searches should keep the little lady from seeing anything.

Master Baiter Joined: 24 May 2006 Posts: 140

ok so he scared me so much I gave in and paid...

Quote:

Dear Criss Cross and boys,

Have you got my money? I was so worried when I got this that I wanted to do this fast so I took the money out of my account and delivered it by hand to each address, as you know I live in London in fact as you're following me you don't even need me telling you this. I would have delieverd it personally but I was scared they boys would kill me there and then so I put it through the door and ran away.

Thank you for the chance of life

He should be happy it saves a trip to WU. Confused

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

This lad is really good. I am currently trying to hire him to bump off my ex-wife, and I wanted reassurances that it would look like an accident. He sent me the following:

Quote:

it will be very unprofessional of me to tell you how i will execute my contract,i have everything planned,we live no traces after job,count on me,it will it will not look like an accident,it will be an accident and no accusing finger will point on anybody.

Cool.

Now it's time for me to send him a photo of the ex., along with her shopping habits. This woman:

does not know it yet, but she's got a professional hitman on her tail!

Master Baiter Joined: 24 May 2006 Posts: 140

It seems it was the wrong thing to do:

Quote:

YOU ARE THE BIGGEST FOOL OF THE CENTURY,YOU GAVE MONEY TO THE WRONG PEOPLE BETTER GO AND COLLECT IT BACK,THE ADRESS IS FAKE,OF COURSE YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT IN THIS BUISNESS YOU DON"T GIVE THE RIGHT ADRESSES,THE ADRESS IS JUST TO WITHDRAW THE MONEY,I GAVE YOU SIMPLE INSTRUCTION ON HOW TO PAY THE MONEY BUT YOU DECIDED TO DO IT IN YOUR OWN WAY.

GET YOUR MONEY BACK AND I WIL GIVE YOU ANOTHER WESTERN UNION INFORMATION TO PAY THE MONEY TO,B/C YOU HAVE IMPLICATED THE NAMES AND ADRESSES I GAVE TO YOU.

MIND YOU WE WILL STILL COME AFETR YOU IF YOU DO NOT PAY UP.

Unfortunately the people at one address have taken the money and the police are waiting at the other one to question the person that put $5000 through the door of a high ranking politician. Poor 3v@n F10w is going to have a night in the cells. This mugu must be suffering some serious time wastage by now, good work everyone.

Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 5:21 pm

LOL! His time is well spent with us alright...

He hasn't gotten back to me today. I kind of miss him... Crying or Very sad

I'm still waiting to see if he will accept a financing deal of 20 bucks a month until I can find another stable job. Hmmm... McDonald's sounds like a nice place to work. Laughing

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