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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru

Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat

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Mon May 21, 2007 4:43 pm |
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Thankfully I have a pretty grim sense of humour, but this was much funnier to think about than do.
The little booklet said that I had the OPTION to actually watch the screen, but as it happened, the large full colour screen was in front of my face, and believe me, it's hard to keep your eyes closed as they work on you.
I had no desire to see the inner core of my digestive system, but as everyone else was staring at the screen, and making such flattering comments I had to have a look too.
Apparently the trick to this is to relax completely, which I did, but when they mentioned between each other taking biopsies, I defy anyone not to have the overwhelming urge to tense up, but amazingly it cannot even be felt. Apparently the internal organs do not have any nerves to give the sensation of pain.
I think people probably wondered why I was in the forum so much recently. Well, now you know.  |
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- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Joined: 25 Aug 2005
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Location: Criminal Disruption Department.

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Mon May 21, 2007 5:01 pm |
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Gomer ...what ever you do, don't post the pictures :wink
Get well soon |
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OxygenDeprived
Baiting Guru

Joined: 05 Mar 2007
Posts: 4138
Location: Crushing Lad's spirits, one at a time...

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Mon May 21, 2007 5:14 pm |
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Glad you made it through!
Did they see the light at the end of the tunnel?  |
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N4ncy & Yeb0ah - Accra to Abidjan | Barrister Stone 13+ months
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PRS Girly Girl
Will Post for Food

Joined: 06 Mar 2007
Posts: 1174
Location: Any place where cute shoes are on sale.

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Mon May 21, 2007 5:26 pm |
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I hope everything turns out okay. For some reason the quote "All's well that ends well" came to mind.  |
_________________ "A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are." Chauncey Mitchell Depew
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." Robert A. Heinlein
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Gnasher
Baiting Guru

Joined: 29 May 2006
Posts: 2849
Location: Centre Stage in the Theatre of Cruelty

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Mon May 21, 2007 10:06 pm |
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Language barrier/translation - was this a colonoscopy? I prefer to be knocked out for mine thanks. Dad had bowel cancer so this will be part of my regular medical routine now
Lecture: Anyone over 50 should have regular checks anyway and especially if there's a family history. Bowel cancer is in the top 5 cancer killers but it's extremely treatable if detected early. My father would have survived if he'd bothered to check sooner. As it was it spread to his liver and brain..... 16 weeks from diagnosis to death. Think about it. The procedure takes 15mins and if you don't want to know anything about it they will gladly knock you out. |
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"they are in deed the swinders rotating about in the net and searching for whom they will stylishly defraud your belongings" A. Moron
"Please pray harder for God to guide and protect us during our travelling because flight airplane i observe is a very big risky" Abdul Karibu
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Corona
Eater's sweetheart

Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8733
Location: On ya left!

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Mon May 21, 2007 10:23 pm |
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Good luck to you.
My father had colon cancer 7 years ago and they removed a lot of his colon and it was all around it. They wanted him to do treatment and he said, "No, Why burn my body up with that, I'll take my chances."
He beat it and is still with us.  |
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Gantz
419Eater is my life

Joined: 26 Apr 2007
Posts: 299
Location: Sitting on the most uncomfortable chair it has ever been my misfortune to own. It numbs my bum :(

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Mon May 21, 2007 10:34 pm |
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So all this time you were in a Nigerian hospital posting from your death bed?  |
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David Lister
Not quite a Newb

Joined: 16 May 2007
Posts: 64
Location: Scotland

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Mon May 21, 2007 10:35 pm |
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My Dad had one of these to remove Pollips or something like that (growths that are not cancerous).
I enjoyed ribbing him for it. Especially since the Nurse who did it was rather sexy.
"You just had that sexy nurse shove a long hose up your bum!" |
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fistymus
419Eater is my life

Joined: 10 May 2007
Posts: 254
Location: Under my hat, wearing my moustache

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Mon May 21, 2007 10:55 pm |
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Nothing like a tv production taking part in your ass, was it a tight squeeze in there with the soundman, the clapper loader and the director in there? |
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Sir Cumfrence
Master of Master Baiters

Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 907
Location: Relatively here.

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Tue May 22, 2007 11:18 am |
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GP, your poor bugger. They kept you awake for yours!
I'm 35 (both parents have had the big "C" down there) and had a colonoscopy plus gastroscopy two weeks ago. Completely out cold for the duration. It's the only way to have it done.
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Joined: 25 Aug 2005
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Location: Criminal Disruption Department.

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Tue May 22, 2007 12:02 pm |
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Sir Cumfrence wrote: |
GP, your poor bugger |
And the topic is proctology? ..... hmmmmmmm  |
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Zorro
419Eater is my life

Joined: 01 Feb 2007
Posts: 377
Location: In levitation

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Tue May 22, 2007 12:10 pm |
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Hope things trurn out Ok Gomer. And you got a new modality too ... |
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Nanny Ogg
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Joined: 19 Mar 2007
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Tue May 22, 2007 4:49 pm |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru

Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4196
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.

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Tue May 22, 2007 5:11 pm |
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