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jefflebowski
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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 5:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Just got this one...

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Xmail shipping company looking for shipping Crew.

We have 6 ships to crew, Country of Origin is United States looking for
crews who will work with Shipping company.
Send your C.V along with your application to the company address.

Below are vacancies available -


Basic salary to start with in United State dollars


1]captain...................................$7,000.00
2]chiefmate..............................$6,000.00
3] chief engineer......................$6,500.00
4] second engineer..................$4,000.00
5]ab...........................................$3,000.00
6]chief cook..............................$4,600.00
7]steward..................................$2,300.00
8]Nurse......................................$3,200.00
9]medical officers......................$4,200.00
10.Capenter...............................$2,400.00
11.I .T officer..............................$3,500.00
12.Administrative officer.............$4,200.00
13.Clerk......................................$3,100.00
14.Musicians..............................$3,100.00
15.Divers....................................$3,500.00
16.Electricians............................$3,400.00
17.cook.......................................$2,100.00
18.Casual Worker.......................$1,800.00
19.Medical Officer.......................$5,200.00
20.painter....................................$2,200.00
21.Architects................................$4,800.00
We look toward receiving your application.
Below is application form.Fill it and mail back .
E mail [email protected].


Personal Information

Family Name:
Given Name:
Middle Name:
Tel.No:
Mobile:
Date of Birth:
Email:
Civil Status:
Religion:
Sex:
Height:
Weight:
House Address:
City:
Province:
Educational Information
Secondary School:
University Attended with Date
Work Experience:
Enter Your Work Experience (Start with the most
recent)
Company Name:
Company Address:
Job Title:
Start Date:
End Date:
Desired Job Titles: (Eg.Chief engineer, Systems
Analyst, Civil Engineer)

HAVE A NICE DAY.
YOURS FAITHFULLY,
MS. Caren Gold[SECRETARY]
Forward your application form to E mail [email protected].
[email protected]



Think I might apply to be the ships musician! Laughing (I can play the triangle)


I dont know a lot about ships crews, but are musicians and an architects really needed aboard a ship?

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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 6:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Only when going down with the ship.
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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 6:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

That almost looks legit. I wonder if they are kidnapping sailors for the Black Pearl? Wink
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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 6:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Every ship needs a good Architect on board. Laughing The Titanic didn't have one, and just look what happened to it! Shocked Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 6:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I might have to apply for the captains job! Or perhaps I could be a mysterious "ab". Embarassed

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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 12:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I got that same mail yesterday. . . . . I too was thinking of applying. Maybe we'll be shipmates!!
The "ab" job? Anyone know the job description?

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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 12:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ima Baeder wrote:
The "ab" job? Anyone know the job description?

Maybe they meant the Available Body?

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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 12:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

AB is a nautical term for Able Seaman.

Dogsbody basically.
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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 12:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

<<<<insert seaman jokes here>>>>


I'm thinking of replying to this one, if anyone else fancies teaming up maybe we could solve their entire crew problem?

Worth a try?

I'll be the Musician!

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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 12:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I got lazy and just applied for all the ones in the example Laughing

I also signed the email with a different baiting name to the email address I was using (changed my mind over which character to use half way through!), so let's see if he notices.

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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 1:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I wonder if they need any skinflute players-lololololol-so i sent them this "I am a musician and excel in the skinflute -let me know if you can hire me"

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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 1:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Inspired by the skinflute idea I've just sent this...


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Before I apply I would like to ask a few questions, how long would I be onboard for?

I was thinking of applying for the musicians position, I have had some experience, mainly in percussion intruments in the ministry choir band, I have played the gong, the triangle, the tallywhacker, the 12" dong, and the double ended ribbed tallywhacker. I am particularly proud of some of the bong hits I've made over my time in the ministry position. I left the band after one of the sisters took control of the tallywhacker and beat the life out of it.

Please let me know if you have a position for a percussionist in your crew.

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PostPosted: Sat May 19, 2007 6:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Just got this back...

Quote:
DEAR SIR,

I WILL ADVISE YOU TO FORWARD YOUR CV TO MY COMPANY.

WE SHALL CONTACT YOU INCASE YOU ARE CHOOSING.

HAVE A NICE DAY.

YOURS FAITHFULLY,

MRS.CAREN GOLD


It was from another email address, so I asked her which of the three email addresses to send it to.

I wonder if its the Tallywhacker experience that shes after?

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PostPosted: Sun May 20, 2007 12:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Thought I'd give it a try as an 'Electrician'. Haven't a clue as to qualifications so I've invented a few! Probably won't even look at it!

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PostPosted: Sun May 20, 2007 2:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^Not me,

I'm going for #18

You can't get any more casual than me. In fact I may be over qualified. Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun May 20, 2007 3:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

if anyone talks to this pos, please ask if they have any positions available for a poop deck scrubber

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PostPosted: Sun May 20, 2007 4:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm a bit hesitant about applying for any of these jobs.

Knowing my luck, I might just finish up on the SS Risky-free (Scroll about one third down. No! Don't necro)
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PostPosted: Sun May 20, 2007 4:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I applied for the Cabin Boy position. I'm sure they can help me out.
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PostPosted: Sun May 20, 2007 8:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

you know people on board ships like candy maybe i should also apply for chief fudgepacker

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PostPosted: Sun May 20, 2007 9:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Tommo Shanter wrote:
Every ship needs a good Architect on board. Laughing The Titanic didn't have one, and just look what happened to it! Shocked Laughing


Actually he went down with the ship....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Andrews_%28shipbuilder%29

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PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2007 1:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I've been offered the job of skipper, which I both didnt apply for and isnt even on the list Confused . Still, I'll take it Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2007 7:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm in for painter.... I think I'll offer some nice van gogh style portraits.

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PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2007 7:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The Man wrote:
Actually he went down with the ship....


Serves him right.

Titanic lifeboats are very much like making love to a beautiful woman...never one around when you need one.

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PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2007 8:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Any of you guys had any real reply from this?

I got one back and then several of the initial emails again from "Caren" all from different email addresses.

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PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2007 12:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

never heard a thing-just my luck-and i so wanted to play skinflute and pack fudge on the ss mugu

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