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Gaz
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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 7:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

...but fear not, because Ive been working hard behind the scenes!

Ive just started a new job, and because Im still training, I dont get to come on during the day, so all my baiting has to be done in the evening just now. Thankfully, my lad doesnt seem to mind!

At the moment, my "" bait is still going on . After hiring a ring and taking photos of themselves wrestling and selling his car, my lad was expecting a grand payout ( but sadly, there were some complications at the Western Union office..cant think why Laughing ) . Turns out that my lad is now in so much debt that he's sold his wife's jewelery!...

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Frederick Thwistle
(Head of Promotions)
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Listen, the bank confirmed that the sent money was not actually sent. are you trying to get me hurt over this ? understand that these men we are dealing with do not appreciate childplay

All these issues are too unbearable to me, so I managed to convince my wife to sell her jewelry sets to able raise the 1.250.00.GBP

This the situation now, evidentially, no money receive from the bank, and the bank still demanding a copy of the payment slip to able verify this issue.

So I urge you to send the balance of the money to enable us achieve our goal.

Regards.

Usman


Oh dear. Nevermind, eh? At least you still have dignity...until you got my reply...

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Dear Mr Bello,
Whats that you say? The money wasnt sent? Oh no, I can assure you that my good friend certainly sent the full amount of 1250. Why would I tell you otherwise? Do you think that I would lie to you in order to make you spend almost 3 weeks trying to pick up a payment that does not exist?

You made your wife sell her Jewelery? What kind of a monster are you? Those are the womans most treasured posetions, and you make the poor woman sell them in order to benefit yourself.

You, my friend, are a damn disgrace! Why, if I were to ask Mrs Thwistle sell her jewlery, she would give my noggin a flogging with a frying pan, then throw my sorry carcass out for the binmen to collect on a Tuesday morning. Just as well I done that to her first, eh? (I think I may have said too much there...you'd be best keeping that little secret to yourself) .

Well, youve sold your car and your wifes jewelery. Whats next? Your house? One of your children? You'd better stop selling things willy-nilly, or before you know it, you'll be scouring the streets, looking through bins for scraps of food to make soup out of, or worst still, working in Telesales.

Now, I have been very busy advertising our upcoming "Summerslap" pay-per-view. Due to issues beyond my control, we have been banned from the local Community centre, and are now having one show a week at the canteen in the Isle of Beaver abotoire. Surprisingly, the local meat-packers have really seem to enjoy the action on offer.

Although, sadly I have spent the other 1250 that I was meant to send you. I do apologise, but I had really good odds on a dog down at the local Jack-Russel racing track. To be fair, with a name like "Right behind the Winner" how could it lose? Surprisingly easily as it turns out, but fear not, as I will speak to Mr McMann and see if I can get an extra few quid for you.

Please get back to me.

Frederick Thwistle
Head of Promotions
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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 7:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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To be fair, with a name like "Right behind the Winner" how could it lose?


That had me laughing out loud at my desk- sheer brilliance!!. Makes me long for the summer nights I used to spend at the horse track. We used to come up w/ some truly bizarre reasoning to bet on some horses.

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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 8:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Do you think that I would lie to you in order to make you spend almost 3 weeks trying to pick up a payment that does not exist?




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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 8:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome back.

That reply is friggin' hilarious.

I am currently baiting a Bello. But looking at your lads e-mail, it don't look like the same one. Can you PM me his addy? I won't bait him, just interested to see if it's the same lad.

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