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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Thu May 17, 2007 4:17 pm |
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Good Day,
Top of the day to you. Let me crave your indulgence to introduce myself
to you. I'm Mr. R!chard J0nes, president of London Gold Exchange. |
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N-B: I are very much aware of scams going on all over the Internet and
as such I are assuring you that at no time will you be required to make
any upfront payments of your personal funds to us for whatever reasons,
I are legitimate entrepreneur seeking for a trustworthy foreign
partners/relationship on a long term bases.
I await your immediate response.
Regards,
Mr. R!chard J0nes |
Well good. I can now go into this knowing that this will be very profitable. I'm going to accept his offer as being a "representative". I think this will be a good firm to work for, one of excellent repute, if not of excellent grammar. |
_________________ x13 x5 (393 days)
"On the 21st of April 2001, my client? His wife and their three children were involved in a plane crash of Union Transport Africans Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou, Benin Republic on the December 26,2003" Barrister Olorunshogo Williams, 25 October 2004.
"I am in reciept of your mail,i want you to know that you are really getting on my nerves." Burt Hardley, Wellkang International, 20 November 2007
"Please worry, we have already advice the FBI and they don't need to call you. They are very brianliant and intelident. They will get you soon. " Mr. Paul Rogers, Global Medical Equipment, 20 November 2007
As of 26 February 2009, $2,231,983.53 of fake checks and money orders have been intercepted and removed from circulation. |
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Bucky
Master Baiter
Joined: 06 Jun 2005
Posts: 231
Location: Knocking back a cold brew with my buddy, Charles Soludo
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Thu May 17, 2007 6:56 pm |
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I are assuring you that at no time will you be required to make
any upfront payments of your personal funds to us for whatever reasons |
Quite a wordy lad. What he's trying to say is, "This transaction is risky free!" |
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I have never experience such humiliation that you have given me. I am very bitter with you. - Dr Luke Kw@me
Well, the moneygram payment officer as usual rained insult and abuses on me. - Dr. G0dwin 0boh
I think you are a madman who used people for a game. - Pilot J@ckson Jumbo |
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FiveForces
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Apr 2007
Posts: 1254
Location: Richville, USA (honest!)
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Thu May 17, 2007 7:01 pm |
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I got that same mail, so I emailed him back with a UK address and he said he didnt have any work for me! My money isnt good enough for him to steal! |
_________________ THE MASTERMINDER OF FAKE NEWS
"GO AND DIE AND NOPT LIVE OK, YOU STUPID FOUL YOU TAKEW ME FOR PLAY? SEND YOUR SHIPPING INFO AND THAT ALL YOU TALK STUPID, SEND ME YOUR NUMBER THAT ALKL I NEED FROM YOU. NO NUKMBER GO AND DON;T SEND NO MONEY AND SEND HAVE NO PUPPY"
~ Bri Thany
"The whole situation is becoming ridiculous and absurd. Its hard to explain how a transaction that normally takes a few minutes to be concluded is starting to run into weeks."
~ Genesis Art & Craft
"you are treating me like a fool which is not supposed to be done"
~ Barryston Morgan
"I don't understand this...Its like you are playing on my intelligence."
~ Peter Roy |
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Gantz
419Eater is my life
Joined: 26 Apr 2007
Posts: 299
Location: Sitting on the most uncomfortable chair it has ever been my misfortune to own. It numbs my bum :(
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Thu May 17, 2007 7:10 pm |
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I are legitimate entrepreneur |
I'm glad I wasn't drinking when I saw that, I could've drowned. |
_________________ Darling i really don'y like spaeking about sex orally because it is against my religion,i prefer we praticalized it - The lovely Sandr@ |
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