Freak out my spooked lad

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Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 3:22 pm

Ahhh, the best part of waking up is Satan in your cup! jump_4_joy

Keeps getting better & better!! I wish I could change my name to Holy Ghost FIYAH or BloodofJesus. Laughing

Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 3:57 pm

What gets me is I rang him up just prior to 419forbreakfast doing a straight call and he cut me off, so 419forbreakfast calls as the Devil and he acts like it's a long lost friend.

Is he only taking calls from the Devil now, or what ? Shocked

Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 4:14 pm

Well the devil is his master, he should get top priority & better treatment than a lowly victim Rolling Eyes

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 May 2007 Posts: 48

Did another to him, twice as good and longer :p
I got bored so played Numa Numa Razz

Damn It was annoying, I had to change character 4 times.. He bored me to easily Neutral

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=894248&sid=eb645e54dec33b928eff668752f9500f#894248

Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 11:06 pm

I probably shouldn't do this to the poor lad, but I found an Exorcist soundboard.

Unfortunately, I'm too busy to play with him right now, so my able associates will need to carry on the torch of torment. Lots of scary sounds. Click on the part in the upper right that says "Play Game" (took me a while to figure that out. You quick-study types probably already knew what to do.)

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/69018

BTW, 419forbreakfast -- very nice and scary. He sang a song for you! He didn't do it for me. "What a mighty God we have! Allehaja!" Feel good scammer hit of the summer.

He really wants to talk with 419weasel. He keeps mentioning "put the woman on. The woman of the darkness". 419weasel -- I think he loves you, but what is he so afraid of? Afraid of a love there is no cure for? (Sorry, couldn't resist throwing in a little PF.)

"Holy ghost fire put you DOWN!" "Holy ghost fire put you DOWN!"

Very nice work.

Maybe Jesus Himself should talk to him and let him know Jesus does not approve of his scamming life of crime.

Damn, I want to use Regan from the Exorcist on him!

Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 11:08 pm

I like the hymns Laughing

holy ghost fiyahhhhhh!

Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 11:11 pm

Hey! It's a little after Midnight in Benin.

THE WITCHING HOUR.

Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 11:11 pm

jgalt wrote:

"What a mighty God we have! Allehaja!" Feel good scammer hit of the summer.

LMAO

How much you wanna bet he'd hang up on Jesus?

Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 12:13 am

OK -- I lied. I couldn't resist. My work can wait a few more moments.

http://media.putfile.com/The-Exorcist-characters-call-a-scammer

For some reason, the bastard keeps putting me on his lousy speaker phone. The wife is AWOL.

A nice touch is the call was made at 12:30am scammer time.

"Jesus consume you!"

Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 12:37 am

@jgalt

I haven't even listened to all of it, but it is scary as hell!!! He probably has it on speaker b/c he's afraid to touch the phone while satan has it possessed. i don't know why on earth he hasn't figured out he could just hang up whenever satan decides to ring him up. Rolling Eyes

On one hand, I'm glad he doesn't hang up b/c of the entertainment value, but on the other, you have to wonder about a person that keeps chatting w/ satan on the phone! You know he's scared out of his mind over there too! Great work all!

Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 12:59 am

Yes, bloodcurdling screams, devil voices, little girl voice. The soundboard is scarier than the movie. I'll bet there are other "scary" soundboards, but the Exorcist was the best one I've found yet.

I picture him in his house with that stuff coming in from Skype over the speaker from 5,000 miles away with static and hiss. In the dark at 12:30am. Multiple voices, backwards, latin. Sounds like the minions of Hell itself. Bwahahahaha! Twisted Evil

What can I say? I'm a barstard. Too bad he tried to scam me for $3k and then was rude to my character.

I know if devil voices are calling me, I wouldn't spend too much time talking with them. Maybe he thinks he's going to "tough it out" and Jesus will overcome the devil-phone spirits. Odd he doesn't hang up, but like you, I glad he doesn't as the entertainment content is pretty rich. Now if I can just get him to NOT USE THE SPEAKER PHONE.

If someone is a good actor, maybe they could call as Jesus and offer to "help" him with his little, uh demon problem. "Phone infested with Demons? Put Jesus on the line!" (I looked for a Jesus soundboard but came up dry.)

Now that would be funny.

If I'm still at it, I'll call him again when it's 4-5am his time. Damn, he's eating up all my Skype credit!

Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 1:27 am

I can't get a call through now. So, an e mail for him tomorrow;

Quote:

The eyes of Cerebus are upon you you now, and your soul is doomed to an
eternity of hell fire of a red hot furnace. Your fate has been sealed
evil dooer. You will be welcome, as our eternal slave. The phone calls
have told you your fate liar. We shall see you soon, very soon. Just go
to sleep.
Bezelbub.

Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 1:32 am

No Jesus soundboard?! BOOO HISSSSSS Evil or Very Mad

Jesus could tell him he's going to email him soon. Laughing

Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 1:43 am

~JoeTam

"Evildoer"? What...is George Bush writing to him now? Rolling Eyes

Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 2:10 am

HOLY GHOST FIYAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Laughing

The Exorcist soundboard never crossed my mind..

And speaking of soundboards, do we have enough good audio of this lad to make a soundboard out of him? Laughing

Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 2:40 am

Anyone care to send him some nice soothing metal music videos to go along with his phone calls? Twisted Evil

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk8MQw_Nva8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ylzVHIAGV4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RETyrwUiLF0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xps7AM8HbjE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ixe9TlAnv3A
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgXmwCbnIhc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMqvwRT6grM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfMa2lrFxhY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mthF98RDDew

ahh brings back such warm and happy memories of my youth and metal. Laughing

Let me know if you want more. Twisted Evil

[edit] Pictures of pentagrams and the number 666 or sic sic sic could go well with an email name like NaTaS as well.

Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 3:06 am

419weasel wrote:

. . . . . make a soundboard out of him? Laughing

With like an hour of audio of him, I'm sure there is & that's a great idea!

Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 3:19 am

It would be great.. make a soundboard out of him and call other lads with it... Twisted Evil

You have my blessings to use the calls I did.. Cool

Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 4:34 am

Another bright idea! Imagine other lads' shock at one of their own shouting "holy ghost fiyahhhh" & "blood of Jesus", commanding them to die, asking them if they are ghosts, singing hymns, etc. over the phone. Laughing

Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 4:49 am

How about you rerun their "holy Ghost fiyah!" bit through a distortion pedal before you make a soundboard out of it. Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 6:59 am

I just spent 20 minutes on the phone with our Lad. He apparently has enlisted the help of someone else to help rid his phone of the demons that now incessantly plague him. Unfortunately, their powers of prayer are....weak against the all mighty Exorcist soundboard. "It burns! It burns!"

I'll post some of the recording tomorrow.

What would be really interesting is if someone would call as a straight victim and see how he responds. "I'm Mr. Bushwacker and I'm calling about that $950K business deal...." If anyone does this, please record it. Sounds like instant comedy in the making.

The exorcist board is having the intended effect. Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 4:57 pm

As we have been giving this Lad such specific attention, and he is getting into a rut, wouldn't it be time to start altering the angle of attack ?

I am going to send the standard "Tell me more" e-mail, and pick him up as a straight bait. Clearly at some stage it would be appropriate if the Devil intervenes at some point to chop his dollar, and maybe he will then learn a lesson.

If anyone wants to do the same, why not ?

419Eater is my life Joined: 18 May 2007 Posts: 428

I have some experience with sound editing... with enough material, I could theoretically make him say whatever I want. Hmm...

Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 6:13 pm

Gomer -- I agree with you he's become stuck in his "Holy Ghost Fiyah" rut. Still, funny as hell (at least to me). Just the instant feedback is gratifying, knowing the bait is having an effect.

Ironically, I was in the middle of baiting him (relatively straight) from another account and now, he doesn't respond to my character's emails at all. I've tried several times.

I'll try sending a fresh one from a "new" account and see what happens.

In the meantime, I predict demons will continue to make his life unpleasant.

Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 6:37 pm

It would be cool if you could make a soundboard out of him & have him talk to himself on the phone thrown in w/ some of those Excorcist demons. Twisted Evil