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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Sun May 20, 2007 3:22 pm |
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Ahhh, the best part of waking up is Satan in your cup! Keeps getting better & better!! I wish I could change my name to Holy Ghost FIYAH or BloodofJesus. |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Sun May 20, 2007 3:57 pm |
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What gets me is I rang him up just prior to 419forbreakfast doing a straight call and he cut me off, so 419forbreakfast calls as the Devil and he acts like it's a long lost friend.
Is he only taking calls from the Devil now, or what ? |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Sun May 20, 2007 4:14 pm |
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Well the devil is his master, he should get top priority & better treatment than a lowly victim |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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419forbreakfast
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 May 2007
Posts: 48
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Sun May 20, 2007 10:42 pm |
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jgalt
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Dec 2005
Posts: 131
Location: On the left coast of the loony bin
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Sun May 20, 2007 11:06 pm |
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I probably shouldn't do this to the poor lad, but I found an Exorcist soundboard.
Unfortunately, I'm too busy to play with him right now, so my able associates will need to carry on the torch of torment. Lots of scary sounds. Click on the part in the upper right that says "Play Game" (took me a while to figure that out. You quick-study types probably already knew what to do.)
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/69018
BTW, 419forbreakfast -- very nice and scary. He sang a song for you! He didn't do it for me. "What a mighty God we have! Allehaja!" Feel good scammer hit of the summer.
He really wants to talk with 419weasel. He keeps mentioning "put the woman on. The woman of the darkness". 419weasel -- I think he loves you, but what is he so afraid of? Afraid of a love there is no cure for? (Sorry, couldn't resist throwing in a little PF.)
"Holy ghost fire put you DOWN!" "Holy ghost fire put you DOWN!"
Very nice work.
Maybe Jesus Himself should talk to him and let him know Jesus does not approve of his scamming life of crime.
Damn, I want to use Regan from the Exorcist on him! |
_________________ We are yet to ascertain why you put us all through this stress. Our agent went to collect the money you sent, he filled the form and was told there was a problem with the followings...
THANKS FOR THE GOOD NEWS,WELL LIFE IS NOT GOING WELL AS WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD FOR A GOOD CONTRACTS TO SHOWCASE MY ADULT BIZ IN PHORNOGRAPHY. -- SMITH PETER
Also I am very surprised that you suddenly started calling me Mr. Chuck, What kind of man are you? -- Prof. Charles "Chuck" Soludo
"Holy Ghost..... FIYAH!!! Holy Ghost....FIYAH!!!" -- Rason Makolu (Invoking God's own artillery against Soundboard Satan) |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Sun May 20, 2007 11:08 pm |
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I like the hymns holy ghost fiyahhhhhh! |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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jgalt
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Dec 2005
Posts: 131
Location: On the left coast of the loony bin
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Sun May 20, 2007 11:11 pm |
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Hey! It's a little after Midnight in Benin.
THE WITCHING HOUR. |
_________________ We are yet to ascertain why you put us all through this stress. Our agent went to collect the money you sent, he filled the form and was told there was a problem with the followings...
THANKS FOR THE GOOD NEWS,WELL LIFE IS NOT GOING WELL AS WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD FOR A GOOD CONTRACTS TO SHOWCASE MY ADULT BIZ IN PHORNOGRAPHY. -- SMITH PETER
Also I am very surprised that you suddenly started calling me Mr. Chuck, What kind of man are you? -- Prof. Charles "Chuck" Soludo
"Holy Ghost..... FIYAH!!! Holy Ghost....FIYAH!!!" -- Rason Makolu (Invoking God's own artillery against Soundboard Satan) |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Sun May 20, 2007 11:11 pm |
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jgalt wrote: |
"What a mighty God we have! Allehaja!" Feel good scammer hit of the summer.
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LMAO How much you wanna bet he'd hang up on Jesus? |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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jgalt
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Dec 2005
Posts: 131
Location: On the left coast of the loony bin
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Mon May 21, 2007 12:13 am |
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OK -- I lied. I couldn't resist. My work can wait a few more moments.
http://media.putfile.com/The-Exorcist-characters-call-a-scammer
For some reason, the bastard keeps putting me on his lousy speaker phone. The wife is AWOL.
A nice touch is the call was made at 12:30am scammer time.
"Jesus consume you!" |
_________________ We are yet to ascertain why you put us all through this stress. Our agent went to collect the money you sent, he filled the form and was told there was a problem with the followings...
THANKS FOR THE GOOD NEWS,WELL LIFE IS NOT GOING WELL AS WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD FOR A GOOD CONTRACTS TO SHOWCASE MY ADULT BIZ IN PHORNOGRAPHY. -- SMITH PETER
Also I am very surprised that you suddenly started calling me Mr. Chuck, What kind of man are you? -- Prof. Charles "Chuck" Soludo
"Holy Ghost..... FIYAH!!! Holy Ghost....FIYAH!!!" -- Rason Makolu (Invoking God's own artillery against Soundboard Satan) |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Mon May 21, 2007 12:37 am |
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@jgalt
I haven't even listened to all of it, but it is scary as hell!!! He probably has it on speaker b/c he's afraid to touch the phone while satan has it possessed. i don't know why on earth he hasn't figured out he could just hang up whenever satan decides to ring him up. On one hand, I'm glad he doesn't hang up b/c of the entertainment value, but on the other, you have to wonder about a person that keeps chatting w/ satan on the phone! You know he's scared out of his mind over there too! Great work all! |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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jgalt
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Dec 2005
Posts: 131
Location: On the left coast of the loony bin
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Mon May 21, 2007 12:59 am |
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Yes, bloodcurdling screams, devil voices, little girl voice. The soundboard is scarier than the movie. I'll bet there are other "scary" soundboards, but the Exorcist was the best one I've found yet.
I picture him in his house with that stuff coming in from Skype over the speaker from 5,000 miles away with static and hiss. In the dark at 12:30am. Multiple voices, backwards, latin. Sounds like the minions of Hell itself. Bwahahahaha!
What can I say? I'm a barstard. Too bad he tried to scam me for $3k and then was rude to my character.
I know if devil voices are calling me, I wouldn't spend too much time talking with them. Maybe he thinks he's going to "tough it out" and Jesus will overcome the devil-phone spirits. Odd he doesn't hang up, but like you, I glad he doesn't as the entertainment content is pretty rich. Now if I can just get him to NOT USE THE SPEAKER PHONE.
If someone is a good actor, maybe they could call as Jesus and offer to "help" him with his little, uh demon problem. "Phone infested with Demons? Put Jesus on the line!" (I looked for a Jesus soundboard but came up dry.)
Now that would be funny.
If I'm still at it, I'll call him again when it's 4-5am his time. Damn, he's eating up all my Skype credit! |
_________________ We are yet to ascertain why you put us all through this stress. Our agent went to collect the money you sent, he filled the form and was told there was a problem with the followings...
THANKS FOR THE GOOD NEWS,WELL LIFE IS NOT GOING WELL AS WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD FOR A GOOD CONTRACTS TO SHOWCASE MY ADULT BIZ IN PHORNOGRAPHY. -- SMITH PETER
Also I am very surprised that you suddenly started calling me Mr. Chuck, What kind of man are you? -- Prof. Charles "Chuck" Soludo
"Holy Ghost..... FIYAH!!! Holy Ghost....FIYAH!!!" -- Rason Makolu (Invoking God's own artillery against Soundboard Satan) |
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JoeTam
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 2153
Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Mon May 21, 2007 1:27 am |
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I can't get a call through now. So, an e mail for him tomorrow;
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The eyes of Cerebus are upon you you now, and your soul is doomed to an
eternity of hell fire of a red hot furnace. Your fate has been sealed
evil dooer. You will be welcome, as our eternal slave. The phone calls
have told you your fate liar. We shall see you soon, very soon. Just go
to sleep.
Bezelbub.
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Mon May 21, 2007 1:32 am |
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No Jesus soundboard?! BOOO HISSSSSS Jesus could tell him he's going to email him soon. |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Mon May 21, 2007 1:43 am |
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~JoeTam
"Evildoer"? What...is George Bush writing to him now? |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Mon May 21, 2007 2:10 am |
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Embers
419Eater is my life
Joined: 25 Apr 2007
Posts: 266
Location: At my desk planning the attack!
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Mon May 21, 2007 2:40 am |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Mon May 21, 2007 3:06 am |
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419weasel wrote: |
. . . . . make a soundboard out of him? |
With like an hour of audio of him, I'm sure there is & that's a great idea! |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Mon May 21, 2007 3:19 am |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Mon May 21, 2007 4:34 am |
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Another bright idea! Imagine other lads' shock at one of their own shouting "holy ghost fiyahhhh" & "blood of Jesus", commanding them to die, asking them if they are ghosts, singing hymns, etc. over the phone. |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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Embers
419Eater is my life
Joined: 25 Apr 2007
Posts: 266
Location: At my desk planning the attack!
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Mon May 21, 2007 4:49 am |
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How about you rerun their "holy Ghost fiyah!" bit through a distortion pedal before you make a soundboard out of it. |
_________________ Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive.
Please don't make things difficult for me ok ~ Naomi Aime
Please i have exercised lots of patience and you know it ~ [mask:1] Yinka Adegbite [/mask:1]
I will be ready to be your slave in bed for us to make our self happy all the time~ A current bait whose name will come in time
Warned and dangerous! |
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jgalt
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Dec 2005
Posts: 131
Location: On the left coast of the loony bin
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Mon May 21, 2007 6:59 am |
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I just spent 20 minutes on the phone with our Lad. He apparently has enlisted the help of someone else to help rid his phone of the demons that now incessantly plague him. Unfortunately, their powers of prayer are....weak against the all mighty Exorcist soundboard. "It burns! It burns!"
I'll post some of the recording tomorrow.
What would be really interesting is if someone would call as a straight victim and see how he responds. "I'm Mr. Bushwacker and I'm calling about that $950K business deal...." If anyone does this, please record it. Sounds like instant comedy in the making.
The exorcist board is having the intended effect. |
_________________ We are yet to ascertain why you put us all through this stress. Our agent went to collect the money you sent, he filled the form and was told there was a problem with the followings...
THANKS FOR THE GOOD NEWS,WELL LIFE IS NOT GOING WELL AS WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD FOR A GOOD CONTRACTS TO SHOWCASE MY ADULT BIZ IN PHORNOGRAPHY. -- SMITH PETER
Also I am very surprised that you suddenly started calling me Mr. Chuck, What kind of man are you? -- Prof. Charles "Chuck" Soludo
"Holy Ghost..... FIYAH!!! Holy Ghost....FIYAH!!!" -- Rason Makolu (Invoking God's own artillery against Soundboard Satan) |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Mon May 21, 2007 4:57 pm |
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As we have been giving this Lad such specific attention, and he is getting into a rut, wouldn't it be time to start altering the angle of attack ?
I am going to send the standard "Tell me more" e-mail, and pick him up as a straight bait. Clearly at some stage it would be appropriate if the Devil intervenes at some point to chop his dollar, and maybe he will then learn a lesson.
If anyone wants to do the same, why not ? |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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hacker9
419Eater is my life
Joined: 18 May 2007
Posts: 428
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Mon May 21, 2007 5:49 pm |
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I have some experience with sound editing... with enough material, I could theoretically make him say whatever I want. Hmm... |
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jgalt
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Dec 2005
Posts: 131
Location: On the left coast of the loony bin
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Mon May 21, 2007 6:13 pm |
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Gomer -- I agree with you he's become stuck in his "Holy Ghost Fiyah" rut. Still, funny as hell (at least to me). Just the instant feedback is gratifying, knowing the bait is having an effect.
Ironically, I was in the middle of baiting him (relatively straight) from another account and now, he doesn't respond to my character's emails at all. I've tried several times.
I'll try sending a fresh one from a "new" account and see what happens.
In the meantime, I predict demons will continue to make his life unpleasant. |
_________________ We are yet to ascertain why you put us all through this stress. Our agent went to collect the money you sent, he filled the form and was told there was a problem with the followings...
THANKS FOR THE GOOD NEWS,WELL LIFE IS NOT GOING WELL AS WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD FOR A GOOD CONTRACTS TO SHOWCASE MY ADULT BIZ IN PHORNOGRAPHY. -- SMITH PETER
Also I am very surprised that you suddenly started calling me Mr. Chuck, What kind of man are you? -- Prof. Charles "Chuck" Soludo
"Holy Ghost..... FIYAH!!! Holy Ghost....FIYAH!!!" -- Rason Makolu (Invoking God's own artillery against Soundboard Satan) |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Mon May 21, 2007 6:37 pm |
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It would be cool if you could make a soundboard out of him & have him talk to himself on the phone thrown in w/ some of those Excorcist demons. |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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