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Master Baiter Joined: 10 Aug 2006 Posts: 143

Picked this one up out of the surplus section and decided to try something just for shits and giggles. It will be interesting to see how far it goes.

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My name is Mr.J0rg3 W1lls0n, I'm the personal secretary to the new Minister of
Finance, I'm directed to contact you by the Minister to urgently confirm from
you if actually you know one P3t3r W00 who claim to be your business
associate / partner in Nigeria .

The said Mr. P3t3r W00 is claiming to us that you are dead and he will like to
change all the Informations that you gave to us as our bonafide beneficiary.
This development is coming now that the Ministry want to offset all your
outstanding payments to all our legal foreign beneficiaries arround the world
in your payment file was affected. As you may known, the total amount in your
favour is a total sum of $12.5 Million Dollars.

We need to confirm from you if it's really true that you are dead and If we did
not hear from you it automatically means that you are actually dead and the
information passed to us by Mr. P3t3r W00 is correct.

You are to contact me through my email address as soon as you receive this
message so as to know the true position of things with you so that we would not
make any mistake in remitting your out-standing payment to a wrong
person/account.

Your swift response will help this ministry alot.Do email me with your full
names and direct phone number for an easy communication, your age and
occupation to this effect.
Finally send you urgent response only to this email address:

Best Regards.
Mr.J0rg3 W1lls0n
Secretary for:Federal Minister Finance(FMF).

I replied:

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Dear Mr. W1ls0n,

This letter will serve as notification that I am indeed dead.

Please continue with Mr. W00.

Yours in the afterlife,

Ym@ Sh3t33ter.

So he sends me the standard reply anyways

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Attn: Ym@ Sh3t33ter,
I confirm receipt of your mail that you are alive and you never sent Mr. P3t3r W00 for your claim. We need information from you for proper accountability and our sequel agreement with the new Presidency of Federal Republic of Nigeria, in conjuction with the Senate House.
You are hereby advised to feel this informations below to enable us confirm you as the bonafied beneficiary of the said funds and get a counter Affidavit on your behalf from the Legal Dept, of the Attorney General Office to cancel Mr. P3t3r W00 Application immediately.
1) Your complete address
2) Your private mobile number
3) Copy of your identification either International Passport Copy or Drivers Linence which will be used to counter Affidavit.
Under this reference, note the three method of payment as mandated by the Presidency is as follows:
A. Payment by Online Electronic Transfer through our Correspondence Bank in Europe of America.
B. Payment by Certified Draft, payable through the delivery method of courier service.
C. Cash payment system, through Diplomatic delivery to your country.
Choose any of the option that suit your purpose and confirm the information above to enable us update you on what to do next.
Call me as a matter of urgency for more update on phone 234 xxxxxxxx
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Best Regards.
Mr.J0rg3 W1lls0n
Secretary to Federal Minister Finance(FMF).

So I've gone back with this and will see if he actually gets back to me again.

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Mr. George,

I do hope you are aware that I am currently dead. My information as follows:

Address: Plot 36B H@lif@x M@riners C3met@ry 105 Hwy #2 3nfield N.S. Canada B0W 1E0
Phone: I do not have a phone available to me at this time.
Identification: Will a death certificate be ok?

I think option C would be the best considering my situation. Please ensure the diplomat brings a shovel to expedite the delivery.

Ghastly regards,

Ym@

Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 7:46 pm

You might want to point out to him the difficult modalities you as a dead person must go through to get money transfered. Lot's of extra paperwork on the living I'm told.

Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 11:27 am

Thats great but I did'nt know they had power inthe cemertery for your computer to work Lol

Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 1:44 pm

@Tobe - possibly spirit energy? isnt that how all these ghost hunters track them.

Ooer that gives me the idea, you could eventually be exercised or caught by the ghostbusters, this definetly has lots of oppurtunities and potential

Master Baiter Joined: 10 Aug 2006 Posts: 143

Haven't lost him yet...

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I received your mail, what do you mean about death certificate? and i need phone number and Copy of your identification.

I guess he doesn't understand "I am dead" So let's play...

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Georgy,

I told you, I don't have access to a phone. The only id I have is the death certificate. I can try to make contact with a relative and maybe they have something, but the last time I tried they only wanted to know where I hid all my money.

Love Yma,

We all float down here Georgy.....