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 Desperation! Snakes in garage!

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PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2007 3:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm sure that I misused it, but I meant 'tickled pink', 'happier than a wallowing pig', 'pleased'.

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PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2007 4:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Do what I do with spiders, spray them with hairspray and light them on fire!

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PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2007 4:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I would do that, but it might burn the garage down. Very Happy Guess that would solve the problem, though. We have lots of wasps and spiders around here. I hit them with Windex and they plummet to the ground.

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PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2007 4:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

nothing I hate more than spiders.

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PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2007 5:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I hate spiders and snakes. Sad Don't want to be anywhere near them. I have to find someone else to deal with them for me. At least my cats kill any spiders that get inside. I knew I shouldn't have opened this thread.

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PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2007 5:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You should have seen the snake pics in the links TS posted. YUCK!!!!!!

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PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2007 5:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I could tell a story about snakes and cats, but I'll refrain. I'm sure it would piss someone off.

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PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2007 5:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Not me. I dont like cats~!

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PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2007 6:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Shiver wrote:
Why would you want to get rid of some nice shoes?


If you want, I'll send you every moccasin I find.

I live near a lake. I found a water moccasin curled up next to my sidewalk one evening. Sorry, @ED, I introduced it to Mr. Axe. The snake ended up with a short lived splitting headache.

We see a number of these bastards every year. They end up saving me a lot of money - there's no need to go to a cardiologist for a stress test when they are around.

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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2007 2:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Erm...

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Works every time.

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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2007 2:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

nah flame throwers cost to much and burn down houses... why not mix "X" and "Y" to make government grade roach foggers. Gas mask not included. Laughing

However if you must burn something up these are much cheaper and you get to drain the containers of alcohol in the process! It's recommended that you sober up before using said devices:

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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2007 2:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Huh - technically we're not allowed to harm the little critturs here because they are protected by law. Doesn't mean we obey it though Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2007 2:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, buckshot works wonders on snakes, at least that's what I use on the rattlers around here. Snakes don't bother me much, but I tend to kill the poisonous once on sight and leave the others alone.
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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2007 4:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I've seen mouse lures for bass fishing before. You could always cower and go fishing to drag them out in the open. Laughing I don't know how you'd manage to get them off the hook though.

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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2007 5:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
A policeman was passing by and he killed it with a machete


I had car problems once when I was working in Fiji I pulled over and half a dozen locals came running towards the car waving machetes it was scary until I realised they where simply using them to point out the object dangling from the bottom of the car.

Was the policeman off to do a bit of cane cutting or was it a service issue machete?

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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2007 11:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The officer keeps a machete in his car to kill snakes. Because we are in a lush, subtropical area, we have plenty of snakes. Too many.

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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2007 7:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Stargate wrote:
Sounds like you need a good hunter. I recommend you get a couple Maine Coon Cats.


Yes!! Mainecoon cats are awesome! My Harley is a mainecoon mix and he loves bringing me things he has "hunted" in my apt..

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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2007 7:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Okay, I've done my research on the Maine Coon cat, and that looks like a great choice. Very interesting.

Thanks for the suggestions.

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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2007 7:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

crashhoot wrote:
[Samuel L. Jackson voice]

I'm tired of these motherf$cking snakes, in this motherf$cking garage!

[/Samuel L. Jackson voice]



Sorry, but someone had to say it!


You are the only one who would say that, beause you are the only one who has seen the movie!

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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2007 7:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Pachanga wrote:
Okay, I've done my research on the Maine Coon cat, and that looks like a great choice. Very interesting.

Thanks for the suggestions.


They are very lovable (if raised gently, like all cats) and HUGE! And, some of them like to play fetch. Thier purrsonalities are unlike other cats.

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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2007 8:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Have you noticed how many threads turn into cat threads? Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2007 8:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^It is only right and proper. Wink

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While on the subject of animals of the 8-legged variety

Held one of these once.
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At the time I actually wanted one as a pet - makes a change from fluffy things with claws and teeth - but never got around to acually taking the leap.

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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2007 9:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Those are pretty cool Smile

I'm not afraid of spiders unless I think one is biting me.. That was an expensive ER bill.. Shocked

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PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2007 4:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

So you found a way to get rid of them then?

Shocked http://uk.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUKL148828220070514?feedType=RSS

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