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Cachuma
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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 2:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Help! I'm in the middle of a pretty fun bait, and I need a photograph I can send him. What I need is a photo of an ugly woman, 40-50-ish, skinny and ugly but not cartoonishly so. He needs to believe I'm real, but be grossed out by me. He's already professed his undying love for me and is going to pick me up at the airport in Ghana, so naturally he needs to know what I look like!

Can anyone help me?

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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 2:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Go to google images and type your search.

Try to find multiple pictures of the same woman that you want to use so that you can drag out others if needed.

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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 2:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Cachuma wrote:
... Can anyone help me?


Google?

[edit:] found on Google within 3 seconds:

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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 2:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You can find any old thing on the internet. Why don't you get a pic of Kathy Griffin or that red-head from The View. Or a local newscaster, there should be plenty of pics of people like that & you can keep pasting the face on different bodies if you need more pics. Or you need help w/ the photoshopping? I'm no expert, but i've been pasting 2 of my characters' heads on different people & my lad believes it. If it's not that good, you can also shrink the size of the pic so he can't see it up close.

@ Kleindoofy
LMAO Laughing What was it you searched exactly?


Mod edit: Luke. Use the Edit Button, Luke. Wink TS

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Cachuma
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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 2:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Okay, followed your advice and found an "ugly women" site, and found this:

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This is perfect, because I've made a big deal to him about how I exercise and keep my body sexy, which is why I said she needed to be skinny. I've demanded that he find us a hotel with a gym, so I can keep up my workout regimen. Wink This gal looks like she's hit the gym a few times. Thanks for he advice!

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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 2:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yikes! Shocked
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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 2:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

If you like to workout, I'd get a female bodybuilder's pic for the body, if not the whole package Laughing

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Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)


Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.

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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 2:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

thefife wrote:
@ Kleindoofy
LMAO Laughing What was it you searched exactly?


I did an incredibly difficult and differentiated search: "ugly woman." Wink
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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 2:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I thought you used something like "escaped mental patient" or "tea at the psych ward"... Embarassed

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Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)


Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.

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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 2:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@cachuma: Are you sure that's a "gal"? 'Cos "she" looks to have a... (I can't think of the proper name for it) wank-line on her stomach! Confused
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Cachuma
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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 3:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hey! That's my picture you're talking about! I may have a bit of a "masculine" look about me, but trust me baby, this is all woman here. Razz

And I did find her on a site called "ugly women"...

Actually, come to think of it, the whole thing would be even FUNNIER if my lad starts to think he's got a gender-bender coming over to see him! My flight leaves at 7:00 am tomorrow. I told him that I refuse to get on that plane until he tells me he loves me and that I'm beautiful. This is so funny it hurts!

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pony pony Safari = Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 4:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Cachuma,

You are taking to this like a duck to water. You will do very well.

Have fun

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Cachuma
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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 4:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yeah, I am kind of a natural, aren't I? Shoot, that's scary.... Laughing

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Master Nicholas [email protected]: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
pony pony Safari = Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 5:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
I thought you used something like "escaped mental patient" or "tea at the psych ward"...

Am I the only one who took up the challenge?
"Tea at the psych ward" didn't elicit anything, but "escaped mental patient" came back with heaps, with this at #1
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and these on the next page
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I thought this was Koffi Annan Embarassed
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That's pretty good company - I might toddle down and commit myself Exclamation

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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 5:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Cachuma wrote:
What I need is a photo of an ugly woman, 40-50-ish, skinny and ugly


Ask and you shall receive:

Image

*edit - this was the funniest Ann Coulter photo I could find not involving sexual photoshopping.

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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 5:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!! Oh, too bad...I already sent the manly woman. Oh well...I'll save this for my next mugu!

Thanks for the guffaw... Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 5:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You sure are beautiful to a frog Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 6:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Gantz wrote:
'Cos "she" looks to have a... (I can't think of the proper name for it) wank-line on her stomach! Confused

Also known as a "Happy Trail".

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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 6:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@toothless I was scrolling down the thread when I had a Idea moment. Then I hit your post and had to go no further... Laughing Laughing Cool

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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 3:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Cachuma wrote:
This gal looks like she's hit the gym a few times.


Looks like the gym hit her back.

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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 3:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Cachuma wrote:
This gal looks like she's hit the gym a few times.


That's my SISTER!

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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 3:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

NOT

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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 3:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 3:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ that's his sister!

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