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Master Baiter

Joined: 20 Aug 2005
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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2007 2:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Since I can't send a personal response to every lad who writes, I decided to send something they could spend some time puzzling over.

Dear Friend,
I have taken it to heart that our business transaction must remain 100% TOP SECRET therefore I am conducting our affairs in code from now on. My code name will be Zsa Zsa and yours will be Wet Pussycat. I am sure that you can understand the need for these security measures in order to keep our deal 100% risky free. Please read the encoded message, then you will understand what needs to be done to receive the funds.

Coded message:
After all the times you have thwarted me... After all the times my plans for world domination were foiled by your meddlesome interference...

(text taken from The Onion, full text here:)

Not surprisingly, most don't respond. This morning, however:

From Jacinta.(Wet Pussycat)Please Zsa Zsa,I need your words of assurance first
Dear Zsa Zsa,
I am very happy to read your mail and to know that you are willing to asist me out of my present predicaments, Thanks also for your kindness to assist me to transfer this money to your account and after that i come over and start a new life there.

Aah, Jacinta. Hope you enjoy your next coded message.
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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2007 3:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Laughing I've toyed with the idea of piglatin... Maybe I'll try that..

Nice avatar BTW.

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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2007 4:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

From a bait with a Chinese web address seller
from me to him :
Dear Mr Dopey,
I can't say that I like the idea of another Company registering '' ahead of us, even if it is in some tinpot backwater country such as yours. Should we want to take on the project of selling off surplus Chinese Rail equipment, and lets face it, apart from the steam engines it's all pretty much a load of old tat, it would be important to us to have the domain name.
Thank you for letting us know that someone is after it. I'll make sure I register it first.

He replied quite happy to sell me the Domain name plus Internet Copyright of my Company name.

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