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Reprob8
DIGITALIS MAXIMUS
Joined: 20 Sep 2004
Posts: 1794
Location: At the Pharmacy
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Mon May 07, 2007 9:53 pm |
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I received the following PM from one of our members. Can one of our English majors please diagram it for me? I'm still laughing.
Rep, my computer is totally fucked up when it comes to word work. So, in a nutshell, I just gobbled a Vicodin, and a Lorazepam, and am off to la la land. Cancels out the neighbors screamong. Goog God, my keyboard is having a spaz attack! Fuc it allA snoozeit! See you soon. You understand. Niters! |
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kleindoofy
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Joined: 24 Oct 2004
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Location: Europe
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Mon May 07, 2007 9:57 pm |
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Ok Reprob8, here's the translation:
"My name is tF." |
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Reprob8
DIGITALIS MAXIMUS
Joined: 20 Sep 2004
Posts: 1794
Location: At the Pharmacy
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Mon May 07, 2007 9:58 pm |
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Actually, it's from my bud, JoeTam. I posted it with his permission since not even he knows what he was trying to tell me last night. |
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B. A. Ware
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Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Mon May 07, 2007 10:02 pm |
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I post alot when I'm drunk too.  |
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JoeTam
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Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 2153
Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Mon May 07, 2007 10:02 pm |
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Huh? What? Where? How? Who? |
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Mon May 07, 2007 10:06 pm |
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Basically, JT is having problems with his noisy neighbours and has taken a non (hopefully) lethal dose of prescription drugs to knock him out, can no longer recognise his keyboard, and wishes you a very good goodnight.
JT is a good friend of mine also, so he won't mind me posting this. |
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kleindoofy
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Location: Europe
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Mon May 07, 2007 10:08 pm |
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We don't need two threads on that subject, please. |
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it wasn't me
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 1043
Location: sitting in the corner drinking wine, eating cheese
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Mon May 07, 2007 10:10 pm |
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Easy.
"My Dear Rebrob8,
I am having a few problems with the keyboard on my computer and it's given me a rather large headache I'm afraid, so I have taken some pain medication in an attempt to conquer the pain and as they also make one drowsy, perhaps I may manage a little sleep also.At least if it puts me into a deep sleep I won't be able to hear those rather annoying tykes from next door who do seem to make an awful racket.
Oh dear, my computer seems to playing up again, I don't think I can be too interested though at this stage so I'm going to say Good night old chap, I do hope you understand most of the content of this message,
Your friend,
Joe Tam. |
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JoeTam
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Joined: 16 Nov 2005
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Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Mon May 07, 2007 10:16 pm |
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OK, who stole my shoelaces and my car keys! |
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Mon May 07, 2007 10:25 pm |
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Shiver Metimbers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 30 Sep 2003
Posts: 7469
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Mon May 07, 2007 10:44 pm |
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| "My name is tF." |
I nearly just woke up the wife LOLing at that KD  |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Mon May 07, 2007 10:45 pm |
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Very nice translation, IWM. 
I occasionally get some very, very odd PM's. Do you mind if I send them your way?  |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Mon May 07, 2007 11:12 pm |
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^^^ If I wanted anyone else to know, I'd be posting in public 
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Gantz
419Eater is my life
Joined: 26 Apr 2007
Posts: 299
Location: Sitting on the most uncomfortable chair it has ever been my misfortune to own. It numbs my bum :(
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Tue May 08, 2007 7:07 am |
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I keep reading about tF here and there and it looks like most of you don't hold him/her in high regard to say the least. Just who is he  |
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Shiver Metimbers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 30 Sep 2003
Posts: 7469
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Tue May 08, 2007 7:52 am |
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One of these answers is fake:
1. Amateur pornographer
2. Dead horse flogger
3. King of Belgium
4. Internet stalker
5. Shop-boy (ting-a-ling!)
6. Obsessive
7. Illiterate
8. Copy-Cat*
I'll stop now as I have some work to do, and I don't have time to carry on past 100
*As you'll see when this post appears on tR! |
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it wasn't me
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 1043
Location: sitting in the corner drinking wine, eating cheese
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Tue May 08, 2007 8:16 am |
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@TS - Send 'em my way! |
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I just don't know how to express the gravy of my happiness. - Barrister M Abd0lla
you nose i have been away in the middly east. -Ali Al1
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Dark Spirit
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Mar 2007
Posts: 660
Location: In the Darkness
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Tue May 08, 2007 11:26 am |
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@Shiver
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One of these answers is fake:
1. Amateur pornographer
2. Dead horse flogger
3. King of Belgium
4. Internet stalker
5. Shop-boy (ting-a-ling!)
6. Obsessive
7. Illiterate
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I know the answer, 3 is wrong HA! coz I is da King of Belgium, but it is a secret so SHhhhh 
HANG ON! could be 4 coz I is dat too |
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Gantz
419Eater is my life
Joined: 26 Apr 2007
Posts: 299
Location: Sitting on the most uncomfortable chair it has ever been my misfortune to own. It numbs my bum :(
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Wed May 09, 2007 1:44 pm |
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*is still none the wiser* |
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B. A. Ware
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Joined: 14 Apr 2007
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Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Wed May 09, 2007 5:43 pm |
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^^^Trust me,
You're not missing anything (except unwanted drama) |
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JoeTam
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Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 2153
Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Thu May 10, 2007 2:18 am |
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I'm going to Fresno. |
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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Ari
Elite Baiter
Joined: 17 Sep 2004
Posts: 1269
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Thu May 10, 2007 2:23 am |
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| I occasionally get some very, very odd PM's. Do you mind if I send them your way? |
I don't get many PM's...send them over here. |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Thu May 10, 2007 2:38 am |
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Thank you IWM and S_K- I will keep you kind ladies in mind the next time somebody decides to PWI and PM me. |
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Embers
419Eater is my life
Joined: 25 Apr 2007
Posts: 266
Location: At my desk planning the attack!
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Thu May 10, 2007 2:46 am |
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| I'm going to Fresno. |
If you mean Fresno, CA... I'm sorry! Why would someone go to that place... it's hot and it has dirty air. |
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Gantz
419Eater is my life
Joined: 26 Apr 2007
Posts: 299
Location: Sitting on the most uncomfortable chair it has ever been my misfortune to own. It numbs my bum :(
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Thu May 10, 2007 2:47 am |
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@ B. A. Ware: Did some investigating and you're right. All I'm saying is: pointless. |
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B. A. Ware
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Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Thu May 10, 2007 2:49 am |
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^^^yup. hope it blows over soon. |
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