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Reprob8
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PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2007 9:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I received the following PM from one of our members. Can one of our English majors please diagram it for me? I'm still laughing.

Rep, my computer is totally fucked up when it comes to word work. So, in a nutshell, I just gobbled a Vicodin, and a Lorazepam, and am off to la la land. Cancels out the neighbors screamong. Goog God, my keyboard is having a spaz attack! Fuc it allA snoozeit! See you soon. You understand. Niters!

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PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2007 9:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ok Reprob8, here's the translation:

"My name is tF."
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PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2007 9:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Actually, it's from my bud, JoeTam. I posted it with his permission since not even he knows what he was trying to tell me last night.

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PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2007 10:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I post alot when I'm drunk too. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2007 10:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Huh? What? Where? How? Who?

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PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2007 10:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Basically, JT is having problems with his noisy neighbours and has taken a non (hopefully) lethal dose of prescription drugs to knock him out, can no longer recognise his keyboard, and wishes you a very good goodnight.

JT is a good friend of mine also, so he won't mind me posting this.

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PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2007 10:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

We don't need two threads on that subject, please.
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PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2007 10:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Easy.

"My Dear Rebrob8,

I am having a few problems with the keyboard on my computer and it's given me a rather large headache I'm afraid, so I have taken some pain medication in an attempt to conquer the pain and as they also make one drowsy, perhaps I may manage a little sleep also.At least if it puts me into a deep sleep I won't be able to hear those rather annoying tykes from next door who do seem to make an awful racket.
Oh dear, my computer seems to playing up again, I don't think I can be too interested though at this stage so I'm going to say Good night old chap, I do hope you understand most of the content of this message,
Your friend,
Joe Tam.

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PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2007 10:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

OK, who stole my shoelaces and my car keys!

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PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2007 10:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It was *ME*, JoeTam.. Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2007 10:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

kleindoofy wrote:
"My name is tF."


I nearly just woke up the wife LOLing at that KD Smile

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PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2007 10:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Very nice translation, IWM. clapping

I occasionally get some very, very odd PM's. Do you mind if I send them your way? Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2007 11:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ If I wanted anyone else to know, I'd be posting in public Evil or Very Mad

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PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2007 7:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I keep reading about tF here and there and it looks like most of you don't hold him/her in high regard to say the least. Just who is he Question
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PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2007 7:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

One of these answers is fake:

1. Amateur pornographer
2. Dead horse flogger
3. King of Belgium
4. Internet stalker
5. Shop-boy (ting-a-ling!)
6. Obsessive
7. Illiterate
8. Copy-Cat*

I'll stop now as I have some work to do, and I don't have time to carry on past 100 Smile


*As you'll see when this post appears on tR!

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PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2007 8:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@TS - Send 'em my way! Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2007 11:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@Shiver

Quote:
One of these answers is fake:

1. Amateur pornographer
2. Dead horse flogger
3. King of Belgium
4. Internet stalker
5. Shop-boy (ting-a-ling!)
6. Obsessive
7. Illiterate
8. Copy-Cat*


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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2007 1:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

*is still none the wiser*
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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2007 5:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^Trust me,

You're not missing anything (except unwanted drama)
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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 2:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm going to Fresno.

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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 2:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

TSnerd wrote:
I occasionally get some very, very odd PM's. Do you mind if I send them your way? Laughing
I don't get many PM's...send them over here. Wink
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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 2:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Thank you IWM and S_K- I will keep you kind ladies in mind the next time somebody decides to PWI and PM me. Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 2:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
I'm going to Fresno.


If you mean Fresno, CA... I'm sorry! Why would someone go to that place... it's hot and it has dirty air. Razz

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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 2:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@ B. A. Ware: Did some investigating and you're right. All I'm saying is: pointless.
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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 2:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^yup. hope it blows over soon.
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