Arrogant Lads

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Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 3:46 pm

Haw often are you up against a Lad whose swollen head was just made for deflating?

Hearken first to Valent1ne Gue1, son of the late presdient of Cote d'Ivoire:

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my brother i was born to rule so if you are talking to me bear it in mind that you are dealing with president son.

I thought that kind of succession only obtained in monarchies (or North Korea). So I slapped him:

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You say you were born to rule. Well, we Americans fought a war to get out from under some people who thought that. As far as I’m concerned you are what you make of yourself. I've been a deckhand on my dad's fishing boat, a US Marine (rising from Private to Captain), and now I'm working on creating my own air courier company in outback Australia... You'll get respect when you've earned it, and not before.

Then we have Barrister Jean Claude Paul of Benin:

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I will go ahead to briefly introduce myself to you because I am an erudite attorney of international repute who believes in the rule of law, justice and equity. People who engage my services are startled by my sparkling track record to always like to retain my services.
It is on my record that my clients go to sleep whenever I pick up their case because I am a victor.

He was fired not long after.

Most recently, one M. Lambert from Abidjan wrote of himself:

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"Our chamber is a well known and famous to this country or even the universe if may quote"

I replied:

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Mister Lambert, are you quite sane? I'm not going to give any business to anyone who is that out of touch with reality!

Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 5:55 pm

yastreb , ask him if he is kin to Jean-Claude Van Damme,
born Jean-Claude Camille François Van Varenberg,
Van Damme has also been called the "King of the Belgians"

got this off Wiki, Laughing

419Eater Admin Joined: 30 Sep 2003 Posts: 7468

There's nothing better than taking an arrogant lad down a peg or two!

Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 2:05 am

I haven't run into an arrogant mugu yet, but I've been an arrogant baiter. I once posed as a captain in the United States Peace Militia and I always demanded to be treated a certain way. What's worse is I did it to a mugu posing as a nun. She was actually pretty impatient and bit**y for a nun so I would be jackass about it. It was fun.

Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 9:13 am

A banker Lad tried to take control of matters with a list of questions, and ended with:

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You are advice to send the answers back to us within the next fourty-eight(4 Cool

working hours to enable us approve your payment because delay will not be tolerated.

I replied:

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Well, listen up; any more of that attitude won't be tolerated. I'm the customer, and you don't speak to me like that, OK?