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PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Far out, out already.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Paris Hilton left jail Today


I do hope she didn't pass go and collect 200, or whatever the US equivalent is in Monopoly money.

Hopefully this thread will die a natural death shortly, and then we all can get back to reality. But I'm not banking on it.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 2:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Yep, let <strike>the</strike> Paris Hilton<strike> thread</strike> die and die some more.

Tune in to the idiocy of Ms Vacuum Head on an internet channel elsewhere.
Meanwhile, the next miscreant pseudo celeb to vent one's spleen about is?

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 3:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I nominate Pamela Anderson.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 3:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Lindsay Lohan, evil personified.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 12:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 1:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

From what I heard today, she "played dumb" last year to the tune of $6M USD. Shocked I can play dumb too, but no one pays me for it... Sad

Dumb like a fox. Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 10:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^^^^

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I know somebody in Lagos who has USD 6 Million for especially dumb people Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 10:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 4:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

At risk of prolonging the life of this thread, based on the amount of media coverage that PH got during her detainment, I would like to suggest a reality TV show called Stars behind bars - or something like that.

The point of reality TV shows, as everyone knows, is to cut costs by pointing a camera at something innane and then pretending it has a point. What could be cheaper (and more fun) than bunging a selection of fading celebs in prison for a month or so and then pointing a camera at them.

The spin would be that the celebs in question actually have to commit a crime, or confess to a recently commited crime before they get slung behind bars.

Have any of you got any nominees? Perhaps you have the dirt on some celeb you'd like to share.

If you're reading this and your a TV producer, I want my cut - cheers!

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 5:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^Didn't they already have something like this in the UK (which suffers from even worser TV than Australia)... "I'm a celebrity, get me out of here"...

How about "I'm a celebrity, get the homicidal axe wielding manic out of here... oooops too late"...

It there a Big Brother equivalent of 419eater where we can bait the networks until they stop airing such inane cr_@_p as Big Brother et al???

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 6:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I would pay a considerable amount of money to somehow get Big Brother of the air it really f*ck*ng annoys me..

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 7:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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I would like to suggest a reality TV show called Stars behind bars


Actually this is a pretty good idea. Have a group of celebrities or volunteers from Joe Public competing in various prison related tasks - slopping out, smuggling drugs in to jail and getting gang raped. The celebrities will want the publicity to try and restart their careers. The public will want their fifteen seconds of fame.

The prizes. Prison terms of varying lengths and locations. Those voted off can be sent to various prison hell holes in Saudi Arabia, Bolivia and Thailand. The first voted off gets a stretch in the worst prison. The conditions improve as the series progresses. The 'winner' gets 25 years to life in a European prison in Holland or somewhere with really good conditions.

That is a reality show I would definately tune into and actually vote on. Unless Big Brother alters its format so that when people get voted off they get sent to the clink.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 7:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

That's it! That's it.

This is exactly what I was thinking of.

They could be set tasks, like they have to go spit on a warder and if they don't do it they get forced to share a cell with some homicidal maniac for a week.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 2:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Or, if you want to get really depressed ...linky...

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 8:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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A US television news presenter refused to lead her bulletin with the latest Paris Hilton story, then screwed up, shredded and attempted to set fire to the script on air.

Mika Brzezinski, co-presenter of MSNBC's Morning Joe programme, refused to read out the story of the celebrity socialite's release from jail ahead of items on Iraq and developments at the White House.

A clip showing the presenter's stand has been viewed more than 250,000 times on the popular video website YouTube.

It shows Ms Brzezinski repeatedly refusing to read the Hilton script and arguing with her co-presenters about its place as the lead item.

She told viewers: "I hate it and I don't think it should be our lead. I just don't believe in covering that story, at least not as the lead story on the newscast, when we have a day like today."

Ms Brzezinski, whose father is Zbigniew Brzezinski, the former national security adviser under Jimmy Carter, first screwed up the script and refused to read it.

Then, on the next bulletin, she refused to read it again, took a co-presenter's cigarette lighter, and tried to burn the script.

Later, she refused to read the script for a third time and took it straight to the shredder in the studio, where she fed it into the machine.

When producers played images of Hilton leaving jail, where she served her sentence for a probation violation after her drink-driving conviction, Ms Brzezinski was shown with her head in her hands as the cameras returned to the studio.

The YouTube video attracted hundreds of comments on the website. "Mika, you're the best!!!" wrote one viewer, and another said: "Someone should give her a medal."


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 8:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^^ Hahahahaha! That video is priceless!

Btw, they say she found Jesus while in jail.

Really?

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 8:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Now if it was only Paris and not just a news story about her.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 9:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I am glad that one newsie is taking a stand against this....

How is this story playing out for those of you outside the US? Does it lead your news as well or do you get to actually hear what is happening in the world?

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 9:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I Wish they did the same for maddie, the story rotts already, there's other children missing after maddy and nothing was done yet
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 9:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Now see I have not seen so much about Maddie here in the US. We do get the missing good looking white woman story every so often.... always a good looking white woman. Never a man, never a minority.... in fact I think we are over due for one Sad

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