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it wasn't me
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 1043
Location: sitting in the corner drinking wine, eating cheese
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Tue May 08, 2007 7:58 pm |
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Tommo Shanter wrote: |
Maybe when she gets out she could shack up with our most illegible bachelor, HRH Prince William Windsor, after all they both have somethings in common...both are a vacuous waste of space and both are named after the place where they were conceived...allegedly. |
Where was William conceived then? that well known town of William? |
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DizzySteinway
Annoying Stuck-Up Cow
Joined: 10 Aug 2006
Posts: 222
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Tue May 08, 2007 8:30 pm |
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*Insert generic anecdote/comment/satirical commentry on illegitimancy in the British Royal Family, mainly referring to Prince Harry and James Hewitt..... allegedly* |
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John Drake
Master Baiter
Joined: 06 Nov 2005
Posts: 233
Location: USA
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Tue May 08, 2007 9:11 pm |
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Aside from being a spoiled brat, I find nothing attractive or sexy about her....give me an intelligent woman like Angelina Jolie or Charleze Theron ANY day!!! |
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viereinsneun
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 365
Location: Planet Earth
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Tue May 08, 2007 11:20 pm |
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Looks like Paris is looking for her Lackey's to shoulder the blame for this:
Hilton's Manager 'Mintz' wrote: |
I accept the blame for the "misunderstanding" ...... I am deeply and profoundly sorry. I told her that I assume personal responsibility for my part in this matter..... I believe when stated in court that she believed it was OK for her to drive under certain circumstances she was being absolutely truthful.... Paris is a wonderful person and does not deserve the punishment that was handed down by the court. |
Incidentally, the main Goal in Melbourne, Australia used to be Pentridge and was affectionately known as the "Coburg Hilton".
Wouldn't have been ironic to have Hilton staying at the Hilton?
It was a lovely place but has since closed, primarily because it would have been too expensive to bring it up to basic human rights standards. I think the infamous Bushranger Ned Kelly was hanged there. |
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
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Tue May 08, 2007 11:22 pm |
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She's now appealing to Arnie for help to stay out of jail |
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Standard Procedure
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 21 Nov 2004
Posts: 845
Location: Physically at school, mentally at the Grand Prix
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Wed May 09, 2007 4:22 am |
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Hilton's Manager 'Mintz' wrote: |
I accept the blame for the "misunderstanding" ...... I am deeply and profoundly sorry. I told her that I assume personal responsibility for my part in this matter..... I believe when stated in court that she believed it was OK for her to drive under certain circumstances she was being absolutely truthful.... Paris is a wonderful person and does not deserve the punishment that was handed down by the court. |
How difficult can it be to say that your license is suspended, and you can't drive under the influence of alcohol?
And seriously, comparing this to the pardoning of Richard Nixon, come on |
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Gnasher
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 May 2006
Posts: 2849
Location: Centre Stage in the Theatre of Cruelty
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Wed May 09, 2007 4:33 am |
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I don't think she'll get much sympathy from The Governator. He's pretty big on law and order and is shrewd enough to know that most people think she needs some time in the slammer to get over herself. It would be political suicide if he lets her off the hook. |
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SlayerFaith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2005
Posts: 5778
Location: Vegas, baby!
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Wed May 09, 2007 5:24 am |
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I think Gnasher nailed it. If Arnie steps in, its all over for him in the next election.
From the online petition:
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She provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives. |
Hope? Hope of what, exactly? As for beauty and excitement, I've seen better looking lads and more exciting fake banks.
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As most of America now knows, Ms. Hilton was just charged in a Los Angeles court with DUI and sentenced to 45 days in Century Regional Detention Facility in California beginning on or before June 5, 2007. |
Its rather telling that the person who wrote this doesn't even know that she was already sentenced on the DUI and was in court for violating her probation... |
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Wed May 09, 2007 6:14 am |
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The thing I really don't get is, If I had fraction of her money and get a driver.
Or at least catch a taxi.
But since I'm not that lucky I'll have to stick to the back streets |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Wed May 09, 2007 7:15 am |
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@it wasn't me
Er, no. Windsor Castle. The Queens favorite des. res.
Apparently, Paris shouldn't go to jail because she supplies the great unwashed with beauty and entertainment. The deluded bitch deserves sectioning, not jail, as she is clearly delusional. |
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it wasn't me
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 1043
Location: sitting in the corner drinking wine, eating cheese
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Wed May 09, 2007 7:25 am |
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@Tommo - ? Windsor castle is so named because it is the home of the windsors. Wills was always gonna be a Windsor, whether he was conceived there or Hunstanton.
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The House of Windsor came into being in 1917, when the name was adopted as the British Royal Family's official name by a proclamation of King George V, replacing the historic name of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha. It remains the family name of the current Royal Family.
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And who's your new Avatar chick? |
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viereinsneun
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 365
Location: Planet Earth
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Wed May 09, 2007 8:24 am |
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Standard Procedure wrote: |
How difficult can it be to say that your license is suspended, and you can't drive under the influence of alcohol? |
....oh, and don't forget to turn the headlights on at night! |
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SlayerFaith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2005
Posts: 5778
Location: Vegas, baby!
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Wed May 09, 2007 8:35 am |
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viereinsneun wrote: |
don't forget to turn the headlights on at night! |
Sorry, scientists have proven that such an action requires 2 axons and a dendrite. Not Paris' fault that she's one neuron short of a full synapse |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Wed May 09, 2007 8:39 am |
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@it wasn't me
I know. It was supposed to be a joke!
My latest avatar is Mss: Lauren Dione, H, SUPPORT OFFICER, Cruise Tourist Shipping Line Company of Canada, and 419 scammer. |
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Embers
419Eater is my life
Joined: 25 Apr 2007
Posts: 266
Location: At my desk planning the attack!
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Wed May 09, 2007 8:44 am |
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honestly... who cares... why bother... they are people just like you and me. I get tired when people hold them up to such high esteem because of their position/role/caste/heritage in life (especially Paris). She hasn't had to work a day in her dam life to get where she's at! Makes me sick to know that the media worships a sloth and a whore like that. She's not even worthy of the attention she gets, because of the value she places on it (if you're used to the attention and good things in life you value it less... it's expected!)
Ok done ranting about a sick society and why Paris should go to jail. |
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it wasn't me
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 1043
Location: sitting in the corner drinking wine, eating cheese
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Wed May 09, 2007 8:47 am |
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^^^Well Tommo, please remember that I am lacking in any kind of sense of humour.
Humour is like making love to a beautiful man. A chuckle at the punchline and then it's over. |
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I just don't know how to express the gravy of my happiness. - Barrister M Abd0lla
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remmy223
Elite Baiter
Joined: 12 Jun 2006
Posts: 1734
Location: butt f*** middle of nowhwere
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Wed May 09, 2007 8:53 am |
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simple
send her down,she knew she had no license to drive
whats the problem
celebrities get away with murder(in USA)
cant wait for the sex tape of her in prison
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viereinsneun
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 365
Location: Planet Earth
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Wed May 09, 2007 9:55 am |
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Reading today's headline: Paris fights for Freedom ...what a different meaning that would have had about 63 years ago?
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Standard Procedure
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 21 Nov 2004
Posts: 845
Location: Physically at school, mentally at the Grand Prix
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Wed May 09, 2007 1:48 pm |
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63 years ago, Paris fought for liberation for liberation from the Nazis...
Today, Paris fights for liberation to a Nazi |
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Shiver Metimbers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 30 Sep 2003
Posts: 7469
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Wed May 09, 2007 1:52 pm |
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Allegedly |
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The False Italian
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Joined: 10 Jan 2004
Posts: 3779
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Wed May 09, 2007 6:04 pm |
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Will she flee the country and seek asylum in France? |
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Saint Arnold
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Sep 2006
Posts: 1261
Location: By the kegerator
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Wed May 09, 2007 6:20 pm |
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^^^^^^ One can only hope..... |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Wed May 09, 2007 6:32 pm |
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I will say this only once...That's why the French planted trees on either side of their roads/boulevards...so the Germans could invade in the shade, allegedly. |
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"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
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Seven of Nine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Jun 2006
Posts: 2147
Location: Somewhere in time.
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Fri May 18, 2007 1:24 am |
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*bump*
Poor wee Paris has had her holiday reduced to 23 days providing she behaves herself between now and check-in time on June 5th. Clicky |
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Standard Procedure
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 21 Nov 2004
Posts: 845
Location: Physically at school, mentally at the Grand Prix
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Fri May 18, 2007 1:31 pm |
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Well, she's also not being put with the general prison population simply because it's cruel and unusual punishment to the rest of the population . Anywho, 3 weeks in the slammer should do her good, we hope... |
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