Paris Hilton...

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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 8:50 am

How can she suffer from "mental problems". I thought you'd require a brain for that?

Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:25 am

I'd say that those pics of her crying had made me laugh out loud, except that that's not very Christian... Just as well I'm not a Christian, isn't it??? Twisted Evil

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Had to do it on another forum earlier today:

--J.D.

Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 12:48 pm

ahahahaha stupid spoiled whore

Edit: Spoiled

Thankyou TS, have you seen The south Park episode...

Mod comment: I stopped watching South Park. They kept killing Kenny and I just couldn't deal with the heartache. TS

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

I always suggest running a spell check before making a misogynistic post.

'spoiled'.

Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 1:46 pm

That video clip from Fox News is too damn funny. I love it.

Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 3:31 pm

I think the whole issue does great credit to the US justice system.

Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 3:43 pm

A while back, for reasons that would take too long to explain, I posted this on another forum:

Quote:

Has anyone tried to Photoshop pointed ears onto Paris Hilton? She truly fits the stereotype of the flighty and frivolous elf, "frolicking and dancing, playing and singing" (cf. AD&D DM's Guide).

My throwaway line led to quite a few people being reworked as elves... such as Paris, Sarah Michelle Geller, Angelina Jolie and George Bush.

[I posted the URL but it was too long to fit; if you're curious about these efforts, PM me]

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 04 Jun 2007 Posts: 9

No reason to quote the above post - drwho
I couldn't picture her as a wolfrider though Wink

(no opinion about this whole little affair, by the way- but then I cannot seem to care much about celebrities to begin with)

Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 4:06 pm

After her home movie I couldn't see Paris as anything but an Acolyte of the Skin, all she needs is the glowing eyes.
Mind you at least according to BBC news

Quote:

Celebrity heiress Paris Hilton has been taken screaming from a Los Angeles court after being told to return to jail to serve out her sentence.

I wish I could have seen that Laughing

Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 5:06 pm

I'm usually not big on the celeb crap, but I think this is fucking hilarious.

The way she apparently was bawling her eyes out in court, you'd think she was going to be locked up for years, lose her job, lose her kids, lose her ...

Oh, wait. No kids. No Job. Plenty of servants to keep the house up. Only a few weeks. Third (fourth?) time offender.

Get real rich brat. Laughing

Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 5:16 pm

Looks like Lindsay Lohan could be her next cell mate as she's probably facing DUI and posession charges too. Soon Hollywoods entire list of rich, talentless and braindead will be behind bars at this rate.

Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 7:20 pm

Rodus Longus wrote:

... Soon Hollywoods entire list of rich, talentless and brain dead will be behind bars at this rate.

Can I nominate the entire smug cast of 'Oceans 13' or the other film, which name escapes me. Thank God. Oh, yes, just remembered, 'Pirates of The Caribbean III - A Rip Off Two Far'?

Never has so many dollars been thrown at so many egos in the name of 'art'. Sadly, the money will probably be recouped.

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Reaper wrote:

Thankyou TS, have you seen The south Park episode...

Mod comment: I stopped watching South Park. They kept killing Kenny and I just couldn't deal with the heartache. TS

Well . . .

from snarky00

--J.D.

Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:03 pm

but he went to a good place that kenny, he was the new Keanu Reeves

Unlike Paris..

419Eater Admin Joined: 30 Sep 2003 Posts: 7469

Looks like she has gone on hunger strike:

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-1269734,00.html

Trouble is, she's well used to not eating, so this could be a long haul....

Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:33 pm

Quote:

she is being watched at all times by female guards.

Well I just hope they have a video camera Laughing

Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:41 pm

^^^^^^
I was watching the video on that link and found the Sherriff's explanation a bit feeble ...they provided me with a report on Ms Hilton's approval. [Waving a piece of paper] This is the report. You're not going to get a copy of it but this is the evidence that this lady has some severe problems.

Well, Mr Lee Baca - I think the Judge didn't get a copy either!

I can only speculate what the report says:

Mystery Medical report wrote:

This bimbo is driving us nuts. Get her out of here! PLEASE!!!!

Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 2:56 am

What's a paris hilton?
Is it a car? an exotic dish of snails and pum pum?

C'mon guys, the suspense is killing me..

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^^^^"Stupid Spoiled Whore"

To quote South Park.

--J.D.

Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 3:26 am

Oooooooh.... One of those.... I see... Thanks for clarifying that for me there Doctor X.
Yeah, I've had quite a few stuck to the bottom of my shoe from time to time...
Nothing a good rub against the curb wouldn't scrape off though...

Elite Baiter Joined: 02 Jul 2006 Posts: 1702

I heard she was enjoying jail, the women were verey friendly they even offered to turn out her lights so she could sleep and they even wanted to play with her chouauah.

I have no clue how to spell that breed but meh you get the picture.

Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 10:57 am

shiver metimbers wrote:

Looks like she has gone on hunger strike:

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-1269734,00.html

Trouble is, she's well used to not eating, so this could be a long haul....

Perhaps 40 more days of humble pie is not to her liking?

Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 11:43 am

Surprisingly she does have some fans.
http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/23758/

Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 12:00 pm

^^^^^^^
There's no accounting for taste Rolling Eyes