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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 8:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yeah, I'd vote Judge Sauer for Supreme Court any day.

I vote that as soon as Paris gets out, someone kidnaps her, hands her a bottle of vodka, puts her behind the wheel of a Corvair, and sends her up a windy road on the side of a cliff in the badlands, and let natural selection occur. Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 8:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I wonder if the various officials in LA are actually baiting her. I mean, this really looks like what Jojobean has put Kevin through, doesn't it? Raise her hopes with an early release, only to dash them with the order to go to court, then it's OK if she calls in to court, then she gets picked up by the cops?

I think YeaWhatever is behind the whole thing.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 8:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Krona

I wish that I were and had that sort of influence. I'd have her locked up forever.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 8:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Is this what YW has been advertising on his new avatar?

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I feel sorry for her a little, living her life in a media circus, she still deserves jail time though

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Slightly OT - any Brits here remember the infamous Ernest Saunders (ex Guinness director) who got out of jail because he had incurable Alzheimers and staged a miraculous 'recovery' as soon as he got home again?


Yes, I remember him. Ford Open Prison became the British version of Lourdes and saw the great unwashed going there to be cured. It did sod all for my arthritis. Bloody typical.

Back to the topic. I feel so empty now that Paris has gone back inside. My life is so empty and dull without her shining example. Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

She's responsible for her own situation, just like the rest of us. But I understand what you mean, @FI. From the little I gather of this, she's been brought up in a life of complete entitlement. I have avoided the "news" of this like the plague, but I did hear a snippet of her mom blaming the prosecutors, etc. There are plenty of rich folk who've successfully navigated life without the trouble Princess Paris has had - it seems apparent from the little I've heard of this that she has never had any sort of concept of personal responsibility hammered in to her. She's responsible for the choices she's made, but she doesn't seem to recognize that - it doesn't appear that she's been given the tools to handle the entitled situation in which she's found herself. That's unfortunate.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 10:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Report of Court Proceedings wrote:
The judge interrupted several times to say that he had received a call last Wednesday from an undersheriff informing him that Hilton had a medical condition and that he would submit papers to the judge to consider. He said the papers never arrived.

Every few minutes, the judge would interrupt proceedings and state the time on the clock and note that the papers still had not arrived.

He also noted that he had heard that a private psychiatrist visited Hilton in jail and he wondered if that person played a role in deciding her medical needs.

I think the moral of the story is: Never get a Judge pissed off!

BTW - Nice to see the desired outcome after the farcical Circus to date. The LA Sheriff's Department sure has some egg on their face.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 10:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I understand that Paris refused to wear the prison issue clothes when she went in the first time. The exchange with the prison authorities probably went like this:

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Prison officer: Here's your clothes, change into them please.

Paris: WHAT!!! Orange!!!! Orange makes me look soooo washed out, and it just clashes with the colour of the walls. And orange is soo 90s, I wouldn't be caught dead in orange.

Prison officer (to herself): That could be arranged.

Paris: And where is the handbag, where am I going to keep my cell phone ...

Prison officer: There is no phone in the cell Madam. Oh, you mean your mobile phone, you won't be allowed a mobile phone.

Paris: No mobile phone?????? Oh I'm so like having a mental breakdown, call my lawyers.

Prison Officials: Oh get her outta here, put an ankle clamp on her and send her home!!!!!


But she's back in prison now, right on Judge!!!!

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 10:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@FI You do realize that she has an older sister that is rarely in the news. The news media surrounding her is her own doing. Every news reporter that thinks this should be reported as real news is retarded. The whole celeb news media circus in america as of lately is getting way out of hand and making all americans look like total chodes.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 10:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If she has a cell-mate, could that person get out on the grounds that being locked up with her 23 hours a day constitutes cruel and unusual punishment?

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 11:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

THIS MADE ME LAUGH especially the person off screen's reaction and everyone's reaction to him Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 11:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Come on wayne - fess up. That's you holding a Paris Panties banner isn't it. Release the doves!!!

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 12:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 3:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The LA County Sheriff is saying the He and His Department are the victims in this circus... Shocked

He said that Paris is a political football (American style) which may be kind of true... Laughing (She has been around quite a bit.)

AND

With "new" math, less than 30 hours in lock up is now credited as 5 friggin' days... Mad

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 3:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

She'l make up some other excuse to get out in the next few days I reckon..

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 3:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

If I did it, they would put me under the jail. Sad

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 4:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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I think the moral of the story is: Never get a Judge pissed off!
I think the real lesson is "Don't drink and drive"

Anyone who feels sorry, remember she pays for her mistakes for 20 days, has a nice rest with no stress and reporters following her and goes home to a life where she will throw away in one week the amount of money you will not earn in your whole life. And she will become more popular and make more money for an appearance. And maybe there is an slim to none chance that she will think twice before driving drunk again and may save someone's life.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 6:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I don't love Paris. I don't hate her. She doesn't effect my life in any way.

However I am embarrassed to be an american tonight because I was watching the news and her story topped the story about a change of Army Generals involved in Iraq.

We as americans need to take a very serious look at our priorities.

So,,, if,, she,, weighs more than a duck............
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 6:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Amen to that brother.

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After thinking about this for a bit, I think that her parents belong in prison too for producing the skidmark on the underpants of society. Lock them all up!


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 7:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

DrWho wrote:
I think the real lesson is "Don't drink and drive"

Agreed 100% DrWho, but I was more referring to this recent episode - rather than the reason she got sent to the can in the first place.

It's easy to forget that there are very good reasons for these laws. She should consider herself lucky that she didn't cause a tragedy.

Hopefully she now has some meaningful time to reflect on that, but with an IQ to match her shoe size - I agree that this is unlikely.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 8:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The stupid thing here is that if she had kept her mouth shut in public, showed up for court on time, given the judge some respect, and simply admitted that she screwed up; the whole thing would have come to nothing at all. It was her very public temper-tantrum that landed her in jail. Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 8:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm still mystified as to why said "person" chose to drive whilst her driver's license was suspended. Particularly when she can afford chauffeur drivers and fancy cars Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes

Drink Drive. Bloody Idiot.

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