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PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 7:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Like everyone else, I wanted to see Paris serve her entire sentence. Also, I think it sucks she got out early and gets to go home. However, if Paris has a legitimate physical health issue and if it is standard policy to release ill prisoners to house arrest then the situation was handled in the right way. Even if it feels wrong or unfair. If we want celebrities and the wealthy to be treated the same as the average citizen when it comes to accountability and punishment then the same should also apply to early releases and time off. If Paris has a hangnail or sniffles then shame on the lawyers, judge and legal system.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 7:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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... an unspecified medical problem


Extreme brain deficit?
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I bet if I went to jail and "couldnt hack it", they wouldnt send me home.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 10:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^ Exactly Mad I guess we can take comfort from the fact that if this woman wasn't the world's laughing stock before, she certainly will be now. A lot of people will be very angry about this preferential treatment and I predict that she's going to find a lot of her 'friends' don't return her phone calls any more.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 11:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If this article is true, then other organizations may also reconsider their association with Ms Vacuum Head.

What sort of message does this chain of events send to other miscreant rich kids and celebs?

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 12:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Im just afraid that inevitable happens and she crashed into someone, if she doesnt stop drink driving..

It be really good if she was charged for manslaughter...

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My husband is a correctional officer. Guess what happens when the inmates get sick. . . They get to visit on the nurse at the facility. Guess what happens when they get really sick. . . They get escorted to the hospital by officers, treated and then returned to the prison.

I didn't know you could "call in sick" to a prison sentence. Mad

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yeah, well the judge who sent her to jail is demanding to see her in Court ASAP to explain this 'medical condition' and the DA and Sheriff's Dept are filthy about it too. I reckon she'll be back in the slammer before her feet touch the ground.

Slightly OT - any Brits here remember the infamous Ernest Saunders (ex Guinness director) who got out of jail because he had incurable Alzheimers and staged a miraculous 'recovery' as soon as he got home again?

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

If Paris Hilton had any friends before this incident (a big if), I doubt they'd be alienated by this.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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... a miraculous 'recovery' as soon as he got home again?


Yeah, well I doubt they'll find out she actually does have a brain any time soon.

My guess: Paris Hilton will be immortal. Truely immortal.

Why?

Well, my theory is that dying must be the easist thing on Earth, simply because it's the only thing that everybody in the entire history of the human race - in fact of all living beings - has succeeded in doing. There are some people that are complete losers and can't do anything right, but up until now, even they have all succeeded in dying at some point.

Too hard for Paris Hilton. She'll probably fail at that too. Ergo: she'll be immortal. Wink
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 4:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Hilton has also had to do without her beauty accessories since the prison does not allow such things as curling irons, rollers, hair brushes, hair sprays, hair dye, tweezers, razors, hair removal wax and mirrors

The very fact that this was part of a supposed news story says it all.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 7:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

<br>Why don't they simply tag her. That would bugger up her hectic and vacuous social life. There again, she would probably turn it into a fashion accessory.

Personally, I would have her on community service slopping out the toilets in one of the Hotels that has the misfortune to be burdened with the same name.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 7:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Can anybody spell 'withdrawals'? Cool

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 7:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I see it from this angel: Lets hope that due to her early release she did not find the time to reconsider her life and to work seriously on her plans to move to Germany Shocked :

http://www.welt.de/satire/article888269/Paris_Hilton_will_in_Deutschland_leben.html

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 8:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

she probly will spin it....
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 8:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Paris Hilton is a wonderful person and doesn't deserve this punishment. She is a star, a luminary and gives hope and courage to youth in their otherwise mundane everyday meaningless existence.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 8:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Well i don't know much about German politics, but if the SPD really accepts her as advisor, i think that'll be a major issue next elections Wink

@ Zorro : she s the perfect example of a meaningless existence... Now we just wait for the scandal about the guy who let her go (after some details we don't want to know, but still read), or would they hush that up too?

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 7:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Paris on her way back to court where the judge may, hopefully, decide to make her serve her sentence in the jail medical facility if she's too sick to stay in a regular cell.

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LOS ANGELES - Paris Hilton was escorted from a courtroom screaming and crying on Friday after a judge sent her back to jail to serve out her entire 45-day sentence for a parole violation in a reckless driving case.

Its not right! shouted the weeping Hilton. Mom! she called out to her mother in the audience.


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 7:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ya know I usually don't advocate prison murder, I live in a town with a maximum security prison and death row, but in her case I think it would make the world a better place.

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Give that judge a medal!

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 7:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

After thinking about this for a bit, I think that her parents belong in prison too for producing the skidmark on the underpants of society. Lock them all up!

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 8:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

So good to see that the judge had the stones to send her back. I think he belongs on the Supreme Court!

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 8:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I retract my statement about what a good job her lawyers did.... Laughing

They're saying that she is supposed to receive a dose of some psychiatric drug and that the dosage is too high for the sheriff's office to dispense so they sent her home.

Which I think says it all.

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