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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2007 2:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Marilyn Manson, Eddie Izzard, Michael Palin, Leonardo de vinci, Ewan Mcgregor, Alice Cooper and Gordan Ramsey.

(Can't think of any girlies....Oh yeah, Coronalight!Wink )

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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2007 3:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Well thank you very much.

I would like to invite McDreamy, the guy on Grey's Anatomy (can't think of his name.) Confused I just finished watching the show and he is fresh on my mind. I will think of many more later. I've got to get to bed because I have to visit my hot PT in the morning. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2007 4:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Keith Richards. [of course.]

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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2007 5:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Carl Sagan, Steven Wright (American comedian), Gary Larson (creator of "The Far Side") , Richard Dawkins, Steve McQueen and all the members of Pink Floyd.

Now that I look at it, it's a very odd list, but I will stick with it.

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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2007 5:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Rob Brydon (Welsh comedian), Michael Palin, HRH Prince Harry, someone with a small drink problem
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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2007 9:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Helmut Kohl, Yassir Arafat, Michael Gorbachew, Bill Clinton, Bono, Yithzak Rabin and simply because I adore her: Katie Melua Smile

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Oh...he sure would be fun.... Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2007 9:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Annie Adams and Gemma Merna. We would only have sandwiches though. I'd provide the filling. Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2007 9:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2007 9:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^Aawww...

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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2007 10:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Johann Sebastian Bach.

After licking his shoes for half an hour, I'd have a few questions for him.
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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2007 10:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Personally, I'd prefer one with a pulse. However, beggars can't be choosers. Very Happy Shocked

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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2007 11:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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After licking his shoes for half an hour, I'd have a few questions for him.

Would do the same thing, but with Beethoven. But I would have to write down my questions Wink Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2007 12:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Albert Einstein, Marilyn Monroe, David Bowie, Winston Churchill, Elvis Presley, Stephen Fry, Patrick Moore, Jimi Hendrix and Sophia Loren and Laurel and Hardy.

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ohoh....forgot one: Richard P. Feynman... Smile also Einstein, Pauli and Heisenberg would be interesting. But not all of them at once, cause I am afraid once they start to talk to each other, I wouldnt understand what they are talking about anymore Wink Laughing

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Catherine Deneuve.

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Thanks, breadcrumb. Beat me to it, KD.

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Audrey Hepburn, Alec Guinness, Groucho Marx, Stephen Fry, Spike Milligan, Peter Sellers, Johnny Cash, Samuel Clemens, Clare Danes, Kim Deal of Pixies and that girl I failed to get off with at college...she might change her mind with an ensemble like that...and Hunter S Thompson (of course)

Rick Stein and Keith Floyd will be catering...

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thud419 wrote:
Helena Blavatsky


Nice choice!

Hoping to learn some occult secrets? Smile

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^^^ You just want to get bread, fish and wine the inexpensive way: you only buy one fish, one loaf of bread and cheap wine and the guest does the rest. Laughing


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I would like to track back into time and find say a half dozen of my very distant relatives whom I don't even know about -- and find out where they came from, what their thoughts and dreams were -- and try to gain some perspective on how I came to be where and who I am today.

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JMRazor wrote:
try to gain some perspective on how I came to be


Razor- I think we need to have the birds and the bees talk.

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