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capt_kipper
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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 10:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Not that one.

This one.

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And maybe any other thing u wish to kno 4rm me please do ask i am willing to give the information to u.


I'm early into the emails but he told me not to hesitate to ask questions. It's a begging for scholarship scam thing. Here's the info on Jojo that I have so far. Or as Jojo would say...

Quote:

let me give u a little of my self to u .


Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed

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Well my name u kno, and i am 4rm Nigeria.my Mother is a Ghanian and my Father is a Nigerian this i cannot deny, but it is unfortunate things are not set right in my life so i need a transformation ,of which i kno it is goin to be of benefit to me in the future to come .i am goin to be having a family someday and i wish to give them the good part of life i never had,and i also hope i could be telling them about u .
Blah, blah God is great...
My parents , i.and my younger ones are living in a one bedroom flat in the city. please i am sorry to have delayed ur reply but it is difficult 4 me to afford the fair of a cyber cafe in my community,and for me to get one its going to cost me alot of money[$ 1,745.56cent ]just as i saw it in an advertisement .


Q) How are you surviving?

A) By God's bounteous bounty (or some claptrap)

Q) What do your parents do?

A) Auxilliary workers, but the evil government steals their money.

If you have a question for Jojo, post it here and I'll ask him for you. Any question...

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Jojo being fruity: let me give u a little of my self to u.

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Zorro
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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 11:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Could you ask him this:

The probable quantity of wood that would be chucked by a woodchuck assuming that the woodchuck had the ability to chuck wood

The answer might help him with the scolarship

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harrya
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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 11:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The Answer to the universe would be nice

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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 11:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Q. If you were to choose between a white shirt washed together with a pink sweater or a steamy blowjob in a blue polo what would it be? Why did you choose that one?

I know it is stupid, but it will really confuse the lad Laughing .

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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 12:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Any of the questions from this web-site (or all of them)
click and scroll down

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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 12:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Whats the difference between a duck?

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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 12:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I have one-

Why has the prick stolen my identity? Evil or Very Mad

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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 12:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Electroconvulsive shock therapy has been shown to be effective in controlling the behavioral difficulties of autistic individuals. Please discuss the therapeutic and ethical issues involved in this this method of treatment.
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capt_kipper
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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 12:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

jojobean wrote:
I have one-

Why has the prick stolen my identity? Evil or Very Mad


His name is Joseph, but his email is [email protected], so I call him Jojo. It's a compliment really. Rolling Eyes

@harrya - I love that question. I could also ask him, "why is a duck?"

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Agent K1m: And please,no Money gram this time,i have went through a whole shit with Money gram.

Jojo being fruity: let me give u a little of my self to u.

Nastya: You have not suffered after a meeting with a
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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 12:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

What does he know about warp engines?

Can he lick his elbow? (photographic proof required!)

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Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.

NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER


YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?

Closed lad accounts x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about
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Inspector Gadget
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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 2:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Why is a mouse? not duck
Answer - The higher the fewer

What is the difference between a duck/
Answer - One leg is both the same.

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Pith Helmet Halil, Cotonou to Accra
Pith Helmet + Sand Timer Precious 10/08/11
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grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
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Harry Bawls
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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 2:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The best question I asked a lad.......If Sally has 15 roses in her garden, and Billy has 12 tulips in his, how many weeds can George pull from his garden in 1 hour? Cool
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slingblade
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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 3:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

send him this:

Image
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Ari
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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 5:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Use this IQ test: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/IQ:Sample_test
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iMike
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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 5:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Why is cheese?

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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 11:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Get him to write out his life story, in detail, as you have been so compelled by him that not only are you going to send him all the money he needs, but you want to write a book on his life and his struggle through great hardship to make something of himself, Don`t forget to mention that you have many friends with great influence in Hollywood and that there has been a trend in human interest movies being made, if his story is good enough, he may just become the next big thing in Hollywood, also Denzel and Samuel are starting to show great interest in playing the lead role!!

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Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.

NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER


YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?

Closed lad accounts x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about
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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2007 2:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

How many penguins would it take to build a lighthouse? Give reasons.

Correct answer: None, because alligators cannot fly.

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Josh
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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2007 3:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I like the idea of getting them to write out as much about themselves as possible. I guess the more time they're writing out their life story for you the less time they can be scamming others. I loved that maths test by the way... awesome! It did my head in and I thought I was pretty good at maths.
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it wasn't me
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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2007 5:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I lost an earring recently, can you ask him where I put it?

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capt_kipper
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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 12:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

One question answered. He's been away for several days thinking about this. Thanks Mami.

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Q. If you were to choose between a white shirt washed together with a pink sweater or a steamy blowjob in a blue polo what would it be? Why did you choose that one?


Quote:
Concerning ur quest. on pink white & blow job i dont really understand u but still if i have to choose i will go by taking the 1st option which is the white & pink bcos as they are soaked if brought out then the pink might wash out and stain the white and it'll give it a bright & colourful seen.


I think I'll try to keep the stupid questions till later, but the hollywood idea has promise.

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Agent K1m: And please,no Money gram this time,i have went through a whole shit with Money gram.

Jojo being fruity: let me give u a little of my self to u.

Nastya: You have not suffered after a meeting with a
bear???
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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 1:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

How high up is "up"?

Why do birds suddenly appear ?
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Ari
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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 2:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Why is a string? Confused
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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 3:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

"how can I get her back?"

(romantic)
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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 4:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@slowfreddie

You know that is the first time any one has ever answered that question Smile

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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 4:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

To which of the three classes in the phylum Cnidaria do stingrays belong?

If it helps him any (which it won't because rays aren't Cnidarians Wink), his options are Hydrozoa, Scyphozoa, and Anthozoa. Slap him if he somehow finds out that none are correct. Demand that he justify it if he simply picks one.

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