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Gantz
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PostPosted: Sun May 06, 2007 10:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'd be a deposed dictator/president/whatever. Or maybe, dare I say it... an oga! Laughing
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Tommo Shanter
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PostPosted: Sun May 06, 2007 12:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'd set up a gold and diamond assay office so the lads can determine the purity of all their gold and diamonds.

I would also develop a failsafe pipe tapping device to stop them immolating themselves when they nick the oil/petrol from the pipelines.

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PostPosted: Sun May 06, 2007 1:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:

Or maybe, dare I say it... an oga!


With or without layers?

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Standard Procedure
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PostPosted: Sun May 06, 2007 3:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I would become a witch doctor! Have all the lads come to me and I would give them cures to stop baiters from catching them!

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Gaz
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PostPosted: Sun May 06, 2007 9:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A sign printers or a footie team perhaps? Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun May 06, 2007 11:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Obviously being a cocoa MAGNET has its attractions Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2007 2:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I would say that I'd open a small bookstore and sell nothing but copies of 419-ing for dummies, but evidently someone has already thought of that!
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Tommo Shanter
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PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2007 12:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'd also open a travel agency next to the internet cafe for all the lads going on safari.

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"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
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"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
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crossfire
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PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2007 12:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

behind alls businesses, I'd open a baiting office, and bait the hell out of y'all,
for scamming lads, send you on safaris, WU, MG trips,

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PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2007 1:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'd sell one way tickets from Lagos to Abuja, Lagos to Accra, etc. As far as I am concerned, these lads would only need one way tickets, because once they get to their destination, they receive their funds and they can fly back first class.

I would also follow around Kevin Will Tony with a camera, tattoo needle and a vehicle. I could retire on him alone!

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