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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2007 11:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'd run for President (and win, after rigging it of course) and then steal all the governments funding for my own personal spending (like the new president of Nigeria is going to do)

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2007 11:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It has been said, but Barrister for sure! I'd love to wear one of those wigs....

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2007 11:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I would start up a business in which I could become very successful and make lots of money without paying tons of graft to the local police, politicians, clan bosses, etc.

Now let me see, I would start a business as a ...

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2007 11:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 12:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A money exchange office to change all of the USD to something with which to buy goats...

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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 4:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My job would be to teach english to the lads.....


100% risky free

payment would be 2 goats, 1 laptop and one multi million dollar bank account left to me by my deceased relative
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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 8:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

i`d sell and store trunk boxes.

i might peek inside them.

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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 9:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Vehicle recovery. Plenty of work clearing up all those particularly nasty fatal auto accidents that seem to happen on every highway. Also stomach pump manufacturer to prevent all those family poisonings.

I would also open franchises to supply the refugee camps with those nice black leather sofas and computer suites with unlimited internet facilities.

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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 9:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'd setup a pub across the road from Sir Cumference's cyber cafe. Cash upfront and 100% risky free of course

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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 9:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Actually, now that I think about it - I'd set up two businesses. One offering witnesses for a very low fee whenever various photographs for some strange reason require it and another one selling tickets to witness idiots do hilarious, bizarre acts. Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 9:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

/\/\ I believe there is a gap in the market for shops near cyber cafes selling genuine Security Cucumbers, Security Loaves and Security Milk.

They could sell them in the same shops that do the pens and cards for photos.

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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 10:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I think there'd be a market for installing webcams in public places. Smile
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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 10:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'd also open a stationery shop specialising in decent marker pens.

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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 11:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Help line for stranded lads would be good too ... would dish out plenty of sympathy and encouragement

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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 11:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'd also open a decent wallpaper shop so the lads can tastefully line all their trunk boxes.

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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 12:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'd also sell Voveran Gel at my pub ... to soothe the smarting when they get slapped

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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2007 6:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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I would sell ...dignity

You'd go broke!

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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2007 6:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'd set up an cyber cafe to promote my online dating service of beautiful orphaned heiresses

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PostPosted: Sat May 05, 2007 3:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

i wouldn't need to work, wot with my Lotto winnings and all.

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PostPosted: Sat May 05, 2007 4:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

hilarious thread by the way. . .

It seems to me that they need some decent medical care. There are apparently a lot of wealthy people with esophogeal cancer, cancer problem and stroke sickness. . . .from what I've heard.
So, I choose to be a doctor.

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PostPosted: Sat May 05, 2007 7:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'd make and supply decent backdrops for photographic 'studios'. I am sick and tired of that tatty Hawaiian beach sunset.

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PostPosted: Sat May 05, 2007 1:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Go into business with Yastreb on the prop/cossie supplies or studio photgraphy

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PostPosted: Sat May 05, 2007 1:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My own lottery. Smile

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PostPosted: Sat May 05, 2007 3:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

In Nigeria i would become a port official with the Nigeria Ports Authority. When my ship was in Lagos all we ever did was bribe them.

The bribes aren't so good in Ghana but i woud still stick to the port official.

In Ivory Coast they all speak French so i would become someone who used to live in Ivory Coast but moved to an English speaking nation.
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