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HitchHiker
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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2007 12:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

...............what would you do for a living?

With all the progs on TV about selling up and moving abroad I wondered how you could mak a living in the lands of the Lads.

I'd start an undertakers. With all those terminal ill lads you just couldn't fail.
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Sir Cumfrence
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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2007 1:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'd open a Cyber Cafe. Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2007 1:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

vehicle accident recovery specialist, you only work 1 day a year (21st Apr)

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2007 1:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'd open a Westy office of course. With bad ass security guards. Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2007 1:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I am shocked that noone stated the obvious: I would start a church of course Wink Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2007 1:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

So we have already: A church, a WU office, a cyber cafe, an undertaker and a vehicle recovery company.

Just one thing missing then really: I'll think I'll open a tatoo parlour cum photo studio Wink

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2007 1:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^
Combine all of the above and start a franchise.


Wonder if we should open a branch of Scrooge Mcducks modality.
How long would it stay open though.
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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2007 1:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'd open an upmarket clothing emporium.

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2007 2:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

tents etc for mugu excursions Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2007 2:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'd opt for the most profitable thing! A goat farm. . . Would just have to buy meslf a shot gun to keep the locals away from pestering me goats!!! Shocked

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2007 2:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If I wasn't so poor at containing my laughter, I'd be a photographer.

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2007 2:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh come on, what do (seeminly) 99% of Nigerian businesses sell?

Mobile phones and electronics

for,LOW PRICES. specialies in QUANTUM FLOX NOKIA, onlu $149... Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2007 3:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think I'd set up a delivery company. Smile
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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2007 3:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'd build this huge shopping mall (airconditioned, of course) were people could rent a small or large area for their shops and (small) businesses.

Put them all together so to speak ...

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2007 4:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I would go to work for a bank, and start raking money in from all those abandoned accounts!
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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2007 5:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ok...here is the ultimate business idea: I would start a church and would take commissions from the tattoo shops and photo studios for sending them their customers. I would also start a goat farm and every church member has to buy one from me. Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2007 5:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'd charge the lads for decent photochops seeing as they have the photochopping skills of a monkey

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2007 6:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I would start a travelling agency, with very very bad conditions. Twisted Evil.

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Photography, set up next to a tattoo parlour and a cyber cafe. I'm a dad hand with a camera when I can be bothered.

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2007 7:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'd open a hotel

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2007 9:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

With recent threads in mind... I'd open a combined stunt props supply shop, theatrical costumers, and sign-writing business.

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2007 9:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I would sell supplies for pyramid making. Shovels, sand bags, cardboard, dignity

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2007 9:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'd open an art studio, specializing in custom paintings and carvings. Cash up front, of course Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2007 9:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'd be a barrister Embarassed

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2007 10:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

... hmm selling Kalashnikov's or drugs or seller of inflatable sheep dolls... hmm can't choose. Laughing

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