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Hello I'm New here! Joined: 22 Mar 2007 Posts: 10

It looks like I screwed up this thread and removed the first message accidentally. My apologies to everyone.

Hello Moderators,

Is there anyway you can recover this lost message and put it back here? Sorry for the inconvenience.

thanks,

Master Baiter Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 101

Very funny! Laughing

Keep up the good work! Wink

Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 9:01 am

me confuzed. you help lady die cancer give you money? or you big lottery win got?

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 22 Mar 2007 Posts: 10

Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz wrote:

me confuzed. you help lady die cancer give you money? or you big lottery win got?

tanks your simble englesh. lady cancer at brest has. she has loot of moni. she wants moni dansfer to me bank succount.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 22 Mar 2007 Posts: 10

The story continues. The breast lady's part. I guess she suspects my address.

Quote:

will need the following informations from
you

Your full names
Your direct address (Is there an indirect address? he he he!)
Your telephone number where my attorney and the bank
official can reach you at anytime.
Country..

My response to the lady:

Quote:

mrs taibet,

me sent alreadey
ful name: sXXXXSl
direct addres: 2/17 east main stret,darasuram,india
me am no phone. no hearing.

how is ur breast canser? me pray god you OK.

thakns
ss

Geez! The breast cancer lady gave wrong instructions to the bank. The bank says I won a lottery now. So, I am between breast and bank.

Quote:

Dear Customer,

BANK DEPOSIT IN YOUR FAVOUR

This is to inform you that we have received a credit
advice from the INTERNATIONAL PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT

for a certain amount of money to be credited to your

account.

Since you do not have an operational account with
this
bank, your funds have been lodged in a suspense
account pending the activation of an account.

You are expected to locate the nearest WESTERN UNION
MONEY TRANSFER AGENT to make payment of �500
(i.e,US$1,000) representing account activation fee
to
our account officer whose details are stated below:

Name: Sylvester Gregson
Address: Noble Estate,London,England N14 9HU.

You are expected to send a copy of the payment
receipt,the filled form and your identity to us for
reference purpose and also give us a call to inform
us
that you have made the payment.

OK time to send an email to breast cancer lady.
mrs. tiabet,

Quote:

greetings. me sent ansers to bank.but me got no
responc. me got moni from bank.but india rupees. me
worry you canser. may god qure you brest canser soon.
rod bluss you. pls anser me email.

ss

OK folks. Be ready to see an interesting and a shocking twist on this story. Yes, it's all about WESTERN UNION. Noone might have thought about this kind of attack. Ha Ha!

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 22 Mar 2007 Posts: 10

OK it is time to add new confusions. I have only Indian Rupees, not USDs.

Quote:

much thank, sir. me no have dolar.only india rufees. how change dolar to rufee. pls pls writ simbble englesh.

No response from lad. Let me allure this guy again.

me:

Quote:

me wait your respnc. why delay? frined told how change rupes to americ doler. me have dollars in hand. no brablem now. tell what me do . me pls advice.

A quick response from lad:

Quote:

You are expected to locate the nearest WESTERN UNION
MONEY TRANSFER AGENT to make payment of �500
(i.e,US$1,000) representing account activation fee to
our account officer whose details are stated below:

Name: S*y*l***
Address: Noble ...**..England.***.

You are expected to send a copy of the payment
receipt,the filled form and your identity to us for
reference purpose and also give us a call to inform us
that you have made the payment.

Did he say the word "UNION"? What the hell he is talking about? is he out of his mind? me hungry at him now:-)

my response:

Quote:

thank u sir.
me not happy. me hungry at you. see my compani no
allow any union. me if talk any union AGENT, me lose
job. that my compani strect policy. me diamond company
worker no talk any union any reason. UNION enemy for
me and me company. me friend last ear start a laber union he lose job. me fawmali also bit vorry this
UNION matter. advice any other way paying. me can send
bersonal cheque to you. is ok?

ss

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 22 Mar 2007 Posts: 10

Let me threaten the lad. Please note he asked me send just $1000, but I have $2000 in my hand:-)

Quote:

me have money for $2000. pls what do? if no reply, i
go my bank and depocit. responc quick.

ss

I got an immediate response. Since "UNION" is my enemy, the lad is suggesting me to do a wire transfer.

Quote:

Dear Customer,

You are expected to make payment of $2,000 via direct
bank wire to our corresponding bank which details are
as follows;

Bank Name:Abbey Bank
Address:Prescot Street,London E1
Beneficiary: Mr David Rees
Account No:05137295
Sort Code:09-01-27
IBAN:IBAN-GB68ABBY09012705137295

Endeavour to send a copy of the payment receipt to us
for reference purpose........
Yours Sincerely

Shirley Andrew,
For Mark Adams

Well, of course, I don't understand what "bank wire" means. Should I buy a wire from bank?

Quote:

me happy sir. i have you money 2000 dollar. me no understnad what bank wire. where me buy this bank wire? responc quick.

ss

More fun to follow.. Smile

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