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419weasel
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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2007 5:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Lad needs to be slapped.

I sent out this ASEM to about 500 lads. Of course, I had a fraction of that write me back. Unfortunately, Dr. was one of them.

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nuqneH?

I received your email and found it fascinating. You WILL tell me more.




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date May 5, 2007 9:45 AM
subject UPDATE FOR YOU

My Dear ,
How are you today, I hope you are in good health, I am in receipt of your email and the content was well noted and I want to assure you that all you need to do for us to get this fund now is just to follow my guide lines as an insider in the bank I know almost all the process this transfer is main to take and I will try my best to provide all the necessary informationís and documents to you for the successful receive of this fund into your account.

First of all I will send a copy of my international passport to you for your own records and for you to know me in person meanwhile you have to send any form of your Identification to me, upon the receipt of your identification I will draft an application form and send it to you in which you will fill the gaps and send it to the bank official email address that I will include in the form. Meanwhile when you receive the application form I will advise you on how to fill it okay.

For your information I have gotten the deposit certificate of the fund with me and the death certificate of my late client Bernard, I will also send it to you for your recode and incase in the bank demands for it.

When the bank receive the application form I think they will let you know the legal proves they required before releasing the fund to you and I promise you that I will make sure we provide all they need okay.

Just work according to my advice in less than 14 bank working days this fund will be in your account I will then come over to your country for my own shear of the fund and to invest some of my money over there.

Thanks and God bless I wait to hear from you. kindly call me back on this number for oral clarification <mugu phone number>

Sincerely
.


is impressed.
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date May 5, 2007 5:26 PM
subject Re: UPDATE FOR YOU

nuqneH?

Your proposal is honorable. But, I fear I will not be able to help you complete your task as you are not a crew member if the . As commander of this vessel, I do not allow such things to take place unless it is among fellow crew members. If you wish to join the crew of the , we currently have 10 openings in various stations.

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date May 6, 2007 2:45 AM
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I did not understood your email, you have to let me know if you can assist and have your own shear at the end of the project or if I have to look for another person whom his last name will be the same with my late client.

If your association would not allow you to benefit from this project I think if really you want to a participant on this project that means you have to handle it very confidential to your self thatís what makes you a man, the ability to keep secret.

If you are interested kindly send all the requested informationís both your direct mobile and fax number to enable me call you and discuss this issue orally.

Take off me been a member of your association for now till we finish this transaction.

Thanks
Sincerely
.


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date May 6, 2007 12:19 PM
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toDSaH,

As I said before. We do not deal with those outside our vessel. If you wish us to help you, you WILL join the crew. It is the most honorable thing to do.



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date May 7, 2007 1:18 AM
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Ok


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date May 7, 2007 12:17 PM
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wejpuH,

The IKS veQnuj seeks 10 members to complete the vessel. There are 10 stations open due to a battle we fought not too long ago. We sustained heavy damage and lost crew members. If you want us to help you with your "transaction", as you call it, you must be a member of this crew. We will not deal with dishonorable pitaQs.



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date May 7, 2007 5:01 PM
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ok


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date May 7, 2007 5:28 PM
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qoH,

The IKS veQnuj is an elite vessel that only accepts the best. It is required that you wear a uniform at all times and uphold the honor of the IKV veQnuj whether on board or on land. If you are willing to abide by the rules and regulations of the IKV veQnuj, we will gladly welcome you into our ranks.

Before you can board the ship, you are required to attend a training camp to learn the operations and policies of IKV veQnuj. Before you attend training, you are required to obtain an acceptable uniform. The uniform must meet regulations.



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date May 8, 2007 12:32 AM
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ok


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date May 8, 2007 1:18 AM
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toDshaH,

I will forward your email to our Captain. He will message you and tell you how you are to begin.



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date May 8, 2007 5:51 AM
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ok


Enter the Captain:

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date May 8, 2007 1:39 AM
subject New Recruit

pitaQ,

Commander tells me you are interested in becoming a new recruit for the . This is most excellent! First, you must swear an oath to the that you will always honor and defend her. I expect you to obtain a proper uniform. Since you are far away on land and we are not at port, I expect you to send proof of this. Below are examples of acceptable uniforms for the . The imperial symbol must be displayed on any uniform, male's or female's.

Once you have obtained a uniform, I will instruct you on how to get to training camp.

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Image
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date May 8, 2007 5:50 AM
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ok


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date May 8, 2007 11:10 AM
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pitaQ,

I need to hear more than "OK" from you. You will address me as Captain!! Get your uniform together and send me proof of you wearing it. Did discuss salary with you?



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date May 8, 2007 2:01 PM
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ok


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date May 8, 2007 2:37 PM
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pitaQ,

I expect the pictures by the end of the week. Otherwise, your chance to join the crew of the is lost.



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date May 8, 2007 3:18 PM
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ok


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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2007 8:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

ok jump_4_joy
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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2007 12:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Time for "goat porn!"

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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2007 4:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm afraid goat porn would only make him say "OK" instead of "ok".. Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2007 4:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hunh, the 'ok' modality used by a lad.

You've got a crafty one, Weasel. Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2007 4:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

More recruits on the way Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 10:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

How long do you think you can make them cling on? Razz

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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 1:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

OOOOOOOO!!!!! ^^^^^^ Bad pun!! Bad pun!! Laughing

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