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 Scotland - Photo Essay, Part 1

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Reprob8
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 2:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome back R8. Wink

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 3:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Great to see you back Reprob8.

Funny cover story about the bloody towel. Was it the result of finding out that Vicodin is sold over the counter without a chit under another name in Scotland?

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 3:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Be sure to greet everyone with a hearty 'Och Aye, Hoots the noo, mon!'

The Scots find this really amusing. Also, don't forget it's always referred to as Scotland, England... (Roy runs for cover Razz)

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 3:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Edited because i never realised there was more story to come.

Very funny! I'm glad you had fun. You're welcome to come back again (especially when the Dollar's so weak)

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PS-Sorry about the state of some of our castles. For as much as we were highly skilled at building them, the English were equally as skilled at knocking them down again.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 3:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Reprob8 Could this be helpful?

http://houseoftartan.co.uk/house/reverse_de.asp

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 3:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

And I "think" it might be a Sutherland Tartan.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 3:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome back Reprob8 ...I hope that you had good weather (I ordered it for you).

Was that picture of you [head in hand] a product of a Glasgow Kiss?

Someone tell R8 what GCS means ,,, as in hospital TV soaps

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 3:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sorry I missed you R8. I might have met up had I not been away myself.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 4:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You should be a travel writer, R8 Smile

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 4:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hey, another rebrob8 photo essay! clapping I've spent the entire bloody day editing the HTML formatting of articles on Scotland after our crappy web developers mucked up. Get over your jet lag, a few jokes would be just the thing to take the edge off my rage!

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 6:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Good to see you back, R8. Is the rest of the essay in the pipeline? You KNOW we are all waiting Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 6:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You look so cute in that kilt Wink

Welcome back Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 6:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You were gone?

No, seriously, how was the haggis?

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 8:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Part 1 now complete

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Three days and nights with no telly?? The local pub must have taken a hammering!!

Welcome back Rep!

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 9:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@R8, you appear to have an extra finger in the last photo with the stolen sign. Either that, or a really long and flexible thumb Smile

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 10:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Fantastic. Lovely photos.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 10:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

OK, that's it. I'm refilling the scrip, and going on holiday with Reprob8! Stealing signs and peeing on daffodils is the height of fun! Our Clan was called Clan Alpine. (Tahoe). We had a hobby of falling off mountainsides at midnight, building huge fires, flying down willow thickets while hallucinating, and mopping up with stolen Hotel towels as well, after crawling out of the lake at 3 AM with cracked skulls. Unfortunately, most members of our Clan became flatlanders, city folk. Tragic turn of events. The bears miss the members that left. I'm left throwing rocks, and M-80's by myself. Otherwise, I'm just like everyone else.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 10:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome back, Rep! That has to be the coolest sheep pic ever.

Edit: haggis is great. I had a superb haggis burger in Glasgow once. I declined the offer of Irn Bru to wash it down, however.

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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2007 12:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Uhhhmmmm. After having a closer look at the picture, I'll have to quietly tell Reprob8 that champagne is not dark brown and is not sold in plastic bottles with "CocaCola" written on them.

I think he got taken! Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2007 1:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^^ He didn't get taken, the Coca Cola was Anthony's Laughing:

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Couldn't find a clearer image of Anthony to use, typically good photo essay, Rep, what happened in the blood shot and why no kilt with steelers colours?

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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2007 8:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

i`m glad you enjoyed the scotish way of life.

(i cant understand them either..)

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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2007 8:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Reprob8, don't forget to ask "What's worn under the kilt?" and then answer it for them: "NOTHING! IT'S ALL IN PERFECT WORKING ORDER!" in a cod-Scots accent.

Guaranteed to raise a laugh!

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