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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Mon Apr 30, 2007 11:54 pm |
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@DIGITALIS MAXIMUS
Did you sample the deep fried Mars Bars as well?
Scottish cuisine is very much like making love to a beautiful woman....you don't need much finesse, just plenty of gusto. |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
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"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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sheilaclark
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 08 May 2007
Posts: 4
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Fri May 11, 2007 8:09 pm |
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@imike
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As a slight digression, has the US been subjected to Royston Vasey yet? |
This is a local board for local people.
However, at the moment I am in Istanbul, not Constantinople, watching it on BBCPrime.
I never thought I would love a comedy troupe as much as Python until I saw my first episode of LoG.
~BTW Hello, everyone. I'm new here. Been reading posts for about a week now. Love this site and I must say all of you have the most wicked senses of humor. I especially love the "trophies" you guys manage to snag. I haven't laughed this hard in years! |
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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Fri May 11, 2007 9:35 pm |
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^^^ welcome to the forum (fora?). I have the pleasure of living not too far away from where the series was filmed. I even buy my meat from a local butcher! |
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"you have luke worm in your brain" - Ekaetta Bello
"invite me to your country and let me clearify your legitimacy asshole" - Mose5 Uzem3
"the transfer was not authorized due to my persistent double mind" - Clement Wank
"this is not the time to play planks" - Mack Anthony
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thud419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Posts: 3193
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Fri May 11, 2007 10:31 pm |
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Until a short time ago my favorite Python sketch was the "Deja Vu" sketch, but I had only seen it once.
When I finally saw it again, I didn't find it so funny. There's something deeply Python about that. |
_________________ Click here to feel warm and cozy.
I did not f**k your wife in any way -- Nike Akanbi
I don't know what else to do or do I continue filling and filling forms. -- Barr. Koloti
you has been dribbling me up and down but I will show some thing you have never seen before, I think you breath air wait and see. -- Barr. Cole
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Sat May 12, 2007 6:16 am |
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^^^My favourite is any sketch featuring Carol Cleveland in here skimpies. |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
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"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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jefflebowski
419Eater is my life
Joined: 23 Apr 2007
Posts: 377
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Sat May 12, 2007 8:13 am |
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I love the big song and dance number in Meaning of Life
"Every sperm is sacred"
Almost all the best songs are in it too, I like "Its Christmas in Heaven"
I actually think The Meaning of Life is underated, it does have the wafer thin mint scene in it after all!
"But sir, it is only waaafer theeen!" |
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it wasn't me
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 1043
Location: sitting in the corner drinking wine, eating cheese
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Sat May 12, 2007 9:35 am |
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Upon requesting proof that the captive was a witch...
"She turned me into a newt!"
....."I got better..." |
_________________ Do not be sceptical be pessimistic - Lotto scam.
I just don't know how to express the gravy of my happiness. - Barrister M Abd0lla
you nose i have been away in the middly east. -Ali Al1
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AlexS
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 May 2007
Posts: 102
Location: I got lost a few turns back.
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Sat May 12, 2007 9:41 am |
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BEDEVERE:
So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
VILLAGER :
Build a bridge out of her.
The witch scene is the most hilarious scene in any film ever. |
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it wasn't me
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 1043
Location: sitting in the corner drinking wine, eating cheese
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Sat May 12, 2007 9:44 am |
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^^^Who are you, so wise in the ways of science? |
_________________ Do not be sceptical be pessimistic - Lotto scam.
I just don't know how to express the gravy of my happiness. - Barrister M Abd0lla
you nose i have been away in the middly east. -Ali Al1
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sheilaclark
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 08 May 2007
Posts: 4
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Sat May 12, 2007 9:46 am |
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Thank you for the welcome, Imike.
I hope you do not develop any nose bleeds from consuming the meat bought at your local butcher!
BTW, Imike, who is your least liked character? I'm torn between Pauline and Judee Levinson.
My favorites are poor sweet but stupid Mickey and Pamela Doove. |
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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Sat May 12, 2007 12:10 pm |
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I hope you do not develop any nose bleeds from consuming the meat bought at your local butcher! |
Nah, just fat. Least favourite character? - I find Pauline very funny but damn annoying - I know too many management types like her! My eldest daughter gets totally freaked out by Papa Lazarou - after the first time she saw it, she went to bed & I stuck my head around the door - "Hello Daaaaaaaavvve" Poor sod nearly sh*t herself!
BTW - apologies to everyone for the minor thread hijack - maybe sheila & I should get a room? |
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"you have luke worm in your brain" - Ekaetta Bello
"invite me to your country and let me clearify your legitimacy asshole" - Mose5 Uzem3
"the transfer was not authorized due to my persistent double mind" - Clement Wank
"this is not the time to play planks" - Mack Anthony
WIFI PDA - post while you dump
SAY 'NO' TO GAS STORAGE!
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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2695
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
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Sat May 12, 2007 12:22 pm |
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iMike wrote: |
BTW - apologies to everyone for the minor thread hijack - maybe sheila & I should get a room? |
As long as it's a local room |
_________________ x13 x 15
Accra - Lome (16/7/05 midnight - 5am) Accra - Lome - Benin Jul '11
Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters
Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL
"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up" |
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DizzySteinway
Annoying Stuck-Up Cow
Joined: 10 Aug 2006
Posts: 222
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Sat May 12, 2007 6:23 pm |
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This is a decent town and a local shop! We'll have none of this trouble here!
I don't know anything! Now if you excuse me, the shop is local.
Oh its half past 9! Time for men, men with jobs to go to work! Other men, stay in bed till dinner time, watching Tots TV, thinking how worthless and pathetic they are. Good morning jobseekers!
And the ultimate:
We'll tell daddy you've been naughty. Shaking hands with the Governer of Love.
This line can only be heard from 9 year old twins straight from the Shining.
Also, I was raised on Python, Red Dwarf, Drop the Dead Donkey, Father Ted, basically all of the creme de la creme of Britain. |
_________________ "SETAN WILL SEE YOU TOMORROW AND YOU ARE WELCOME TO HEIL"- barrister richard knowles, my first ever bait! (And a suspected Nazi by the looks of it)
"DR RALPH IS A DOCTER YOU CAN RELY ON I NEVER FAILED IN MY MEDICAL DIAGNOSIS " - Dr. Ralph MD, esteemed doctor, purveyor of prostitutes est. 1977
- Feeling any better? -yes thank you, how kind! x5 |
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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Sat May 12, 2007 7:25 pm |
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Must admit, I thought the film was a bit of a let - down. |
_________________ --
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"you have luke worm in your brain" - Ekaetta Bello
"invite me to your country and let me clearify your legitimacy asshole" - Mose5 Uzem3
"the transfer was not authorized due to my persistent double mind" - Clement Wank
"this is not the time to play planks" - Mack Anthony
WIFI PDA - post while you dump
SAY 'NO' TO GAS STORAGE!
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[FREE LAPHROAIG]</a> |
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DizzySteinway
Annoying Stuck-Up Cow
Joined: 10 Aug 2006
Posts: 222
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Sat May 12, 2007 8:15 pm |
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The film was ok, I think we were spoiler rather with the quality before. It was still a good laugh to me, and plus there were some brilliant comic moments.
But I will look fondly upon the glory days of series 1 and 2... |
_________________ "SETAN WILL SEE YOU TOMORROW AND YOU ARE WELCOME TO HEIL"- barrister richard knowles, my first ever bait! (And a suspected Nazi by the looks of it)
"DR RALPH IS A DOCTER YOU CAN RELY ON I NEVER FAILED IN MY MEDICAL DIAGNOSIS " - Dr. Ralph MD, esteemed doctor, purveyor of prostitutes est. 1977
- Feeling any better? -yes thank you, how kind! x5 |
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John Drake
Master Baiter
Joined: 06 Nov 2005
Posts: 233
Location: USA
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Sat May 12, 2007 9:33 pm |
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Monty Python will--for me--always be the creme de la creme of British humor!
"What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow...."
(Talk about classic lines...) |
_________________ x2
"I am not a number..."
"YOU GO TO HELL YOU DA FREAK GOD STRIKE YOU DEED RIT NOW HOW DARE YOU SAYE THOS THINS TO ME I AM CHRSTIAN AND DO NOT DO DOSE THINGS YOU ARE SIK SIK MAN!!!!
YOU NEVER NEVER RITE TO ME AGAN--EVAR EVAR!!! I WIL ASS GOD TO PUNISH YOU AND SEHND YOU TO HELL! YOU AR SO SIK IT MAKE ME ILL JUS THINKIN ABUT YOU SO CRAZY." -Dr Wily
Without this certificate, we are still where we are.
I can never trust you again. It will be hard for us to work together.
I have learnt so much from the disappointments i experienced from you. I can only thank you for wasting my precious time.
thanks for wasting my time all thes while. You have been a great friend, i can not deny that.
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Shiver Metimbers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 30 Sep 2003
Posts: 7469
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Sat May 12, 2007 11:57 pm |
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Life of Brian is probably the best British comedy film of all time, so there |
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Wilson Madu: "I will condom you to a painful death..."
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun May 13, 2007 1:01 am |
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The Philosopher's Song... I remember it fondly because of a party where I was suddenly popular because I knew the words!
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Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out consume
Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'bout the raisin' of the wrist.
Socrates himself was permanently pissed.
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
on half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away,
half a crate of whiskey every day!
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his Dram.
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart:
"I drink, therefore I am."
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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Gantz
419Eater is my life
Joined: 26 Apr 2007
Posts: 299
Location: Sitting on the most uncomfortable chair it has ever been my misfortune to own. It numbs my bum :(
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Sun May 13, 2007 2:14 am |
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Best line from Life of Brian: Crucifixion? Good. Line on the left, one cross each.
Best line from The meaning of life: F*** **f I'm full.
Best line from Holy grail: It's too hard to wittle this one down to just one line.
@iMike: Your avatar is my fave. I can I can't? |
_________________ Darling i really don'y like spaeking about sex orally because it is against my religion,i prefer we praticalized it - The lovely Sandr@ |
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Standard Procedure
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 21 Nov 2004
Posts: 845
Location: Physically at school, mentally at the Grand Prix
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Sun May 13, 2007 4:06 am |
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I loved the Holy Grail! The stuff about coconuts and sparrows at the beginning was unbelievable! I love Monty Python in general overall, their humour is crazy! |
_________________ Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur. - Anything said in Latin sounds profound
The following statement is true
The above statement is false |
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it wasn't me
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 1043
Location: sitting in the corner drinking wine, eating cheese
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Sun May 13, 2007 4:10 am |
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Best line from Life of Brian
"He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"
Or :
"The popular peoples front of Judea.....where are they nowadays?"
"He's over there" |
_________________ Do not be sceptical be pessimistic - Lotto scam.
I just don't know how to express the gravy of my happiness. - Barrister M Abd0lla
you nose i have been away in the middly east. -Ali Al1
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Gantz
419Eater is my life
Joined: 26 Apr 2007
Posts: 299
Location: Sitting on the most uncomfortable chair it has ever been my misfortune to own. It numbs my bum :(
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Sun May 13, 2007 4:54 am |
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I found this spoon sir.
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_________________ Darling i really don'y like spaeking about sex orally because it is against my religion,i prefer we praticalized it - The lovely Sandr@ |
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it wasn't me
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 1043
Location: sitting in the corner drinking wine, eating cheese
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Sun May 13, 2007 5:09 am |
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^^^^
OK, Life of Brian goes on the DVD
I'm off to the UK in a couple of weeks (woohoo) and my brother's picking us up at the airport. He emailed me to ask which terminal.
My reply?
I do wish you'd listen, it's perfectly simple. We shall be arriving at Terminal 4, that is unless Terminal 5 is in operation. If terminal 5 is in operation, then you should first check, with your younger sister as to whether terminal 4 is in fact the destination you should be heading. As long as terminal 4 is the terminal that is accepting flights from Singapore, and not terminal 5, then terminal 4 shall be the terminal of arrival.
Thou shall proceed straight to 4 and 4 is where thou shall proceed.
Terminal 2 is right out.
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_________________ Do not be sceptical be pessimistic - Lotto scam.
I just don't know how to express the gravy of my happiness. - Barrister M Abd0lla
you nose i have been away in the middly east. -Ali Al1
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Hawkeyewon
419Eater is my life
Joined: 09 Nov 2005
Posts: 347
Location: between Rocky and Bullwinkle, but closer to Bob Clampett! ;^)
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Sun May 13, 2007 5:24 am |
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you guys better stay outta the love scammer forum then, it's heatin' up nicely this springtime in Iowa... lol |
_________________ "I want to assure you that you will not be paying ant money in this."
"I don't have transportation, I only have a car
I will be able to manage a truck if I have one."
"know it's me that's on my knees swallowing"
www.scammers-exposed.com
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Gantz
419Eater is my life
Joined: 26 Apr 2007
Posts: 299
Location: Sitting on the most uncomfortable chair it has ever been my misfortune to own. It numbs my bum :(
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Sun May 13, 2007 5:49 am |
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@it wasn't me: |
_________________ Darling i really don'y like spaeking about sex orally because it is against my religion,i prefer we praticalized it - The lovely Sandr@ |
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