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Wright B Hindyou
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Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok
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Sun Apr 29, 2007 3:01 am |
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Bloke here bought a $50 ticket to go and watch the football, and sued the stadium because it rained, he got wet and didn't enjoy the match.
I should mention this was in the deep tropics in the middle of wet season, and the bloke had recently moved here from drier climes.
Luckily, the overwhelming reaction from the local citizenry was "F*ck off back where you came from, then", and the bloke didn't make another sound.
Only in America? Not by a long way.....  |
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Gnasher
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Location: Centre Stage in the Theatre of Cruelty
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Sun Apr 29, 2007 6:07 am |
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Ah yes, but was he FROM America? [duck and cover]  |
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Pachanga
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Sun Apr 29, 2007 5:12 pm |
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^^^^ Is it really necessary for us to describe human greed or failings in "us" and "them" terms? Let's play nice.  |
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Tommo Shanter
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Joined: 13 Jan 2006
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Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Scamtastic
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Joined: 09 Apr 2007
Posts: 37
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Wed May 02, 2007 5:30 am |
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Wasn't it an English gent who once famously wrote "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers"?
Right good advice, that, even to a Yank!  |
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JMRazor
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Joined: 03 Mar 2006
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Location: Yes
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