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Lester
Baiting Guru
Joined: 20 Nov 2003
Posts: 2625
Location: Somewhere between here and there
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Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:46 am |
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Okay i never been WARNED i will be cursed - I have cursed before... but never forwarned!
I need some good comeback to this lad
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Mr. Lester,
I demand a total apology from you or else, I will invoke juju power from our african shrine here to cause calamity and body deformity on you till further notice. Afterall you are going to be the one that will gain from this business. You people should know how to approach people and stop ridiculing human beings.
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 x3 - R&H Spam Skit.
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$3,838,681.54 of fake checks taken off the street
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"Just open up and tell me the truth and stop tricking your dick." - Mr.Kofi Yousaof
"I'm a Muslim, Ok I'm a Christian, Mother F---. Get the F---- off my phone N-----, don't call me anymore." - A lad on the phone with "Homeland Security". |
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Fri Apr 27, 2007 4:50 am |
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Tell him that your shaman just put a repelling curse on you and all curses will bounce back to the curse sayer. |
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Les Noise
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Mar 2006
Posts: 1098
Location: Behind the fridge
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Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:04 am |
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@Lester...
Of course you are joking.?. With your experience I'm sure your first thought was "Why don't you just f*ck orff.. 
Maybe it's time for some 'ladspeak'? I don't know how far you are into the bait but that might shake him up and lend a new direction..  |
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FUCK YOU AND UR PAYMENT I GUSS YOU ARE A BIG FOOL
GO FUCK UR MAMA PUSSY SHIT
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I believe when you received your payout you will compensate me.... .. Sure Will..
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Bustyn_Yuhrass
Forever n00b
Joined: 11 Jan 2006
Posts: 432
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Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:24 am |
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| Lester wrote: |
| I need some good comeback to this lad |
You could try my favorite "F*CK YOU! |
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F*@k You ya lad hugging n00b! - Bustyn_Yuhrass
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:36 am |
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I've got a nicely spooky one in my sig line that i'm very proud to have received. I think it translates to Seasons Greetings.. |
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Fake sites killed 1 x  9 x 3 x 168 X 
 - the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Fri Apr 27, 2007 6:28 am |
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@ Lester. I think it is time to tell the mugu the truth about your practicing religion. Telll him that you are the leader of a Satanic cult.
Tell the mugu that one more child threat like will enrage you and will not be
responsible for calling the forces of Satan on him |
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Lagos to Tamale. Rev. Frank Lagos to Abuja
Lagos to Abuja Pr1nc3 F@w@z
Ghana to Benin's Simba Camp Joe C@rlton
Lagos to Ghana Opus Dei Templar
Nukuru to Mombasa 1,500 kms van donation
Co bait with SlowFreddy Sao Tome island to Gabon Lagos to Abuja Co, donation
YOUR WIFE WILL GIVE BIRTH TO A MONKEY, YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER FROM EPILEPTIC,
LET YOUR MOTHER FUCK YOUR BEST FRIEND. LET YOUR FATHER FUCK A MAD STREET WOMAN, USELESS INTERNET FRAUDSTER. (barrister Dan )
I bet u , soon , u will be laying in a close casket ,
will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
( Makinwa) |
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Lester
Baiting Guru
Joined: 20 Nov 2003
Posts: 2625
Location: Somewhere between here and there
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Fri Apr 27, 2007 6:43 am |
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yeah i just wanted some ideas - ive been working this lad for over 2 months now a check lad and ive been trying to get that gift of textiles from him from his "company"
so far ive held his "money" hostage
his "laywer" is on me now. heh |
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x3 - R&H Spam Skit.
x2 x6
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$3,838,681.54 of fake checks taken off the street
x13 x4 4y 3m
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"Just open up and tell me the truth and stop tricking your dick." - Mr.Kofi Yousaof
"I'm a Muslim, Ok I'm a Christian, Mother F---. Get the F---- off my phone N-----, don't call me anymore." - A lad on the phone with "Homeland Security". |
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rhinocoress
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 101
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Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:10 am |
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Use the very ancient ritualistic words to reverse all spells
"I am rubber, you are glue, whatever curses you throw bounce off me and stick to you!" neh neh |
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DuraLex
419Eater is my life
Joined: 28 Mar 2007
Posts: 292
Location: Main stage
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Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:54 am |
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Tell him you are going to whack him with your +1 sword or something. |
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'YOU HAVE BEEN WASTING MY TIME ALL THIS WHILE WITHOUT ANYTHING IN AGENDA"-Abbah Maxwell Kenobi
"stupid job baiter. rot for hell demon scum"-Danny the Internet Hitman
"Listen to me mr , you have also insulted mr personalty and you have also misspelled mr name , am nor santana,santodo my name is prof charles soludo."
Visit the Duralex Internet Experience. Baits and tutorials go here.
Big thanks to JMRazor for the orange title! |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Fri Apr 27, 2007 8:22 am |
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I take it you still have your lucky rabbit's foot? |
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£1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008)   x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Fri Apr 27, 2007 8:22 am |
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@ Lester: take a look at this. might help you
http://www.satansheaven.com/ |
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Lagos to Tamale. Rev. Frank Lagos to Abuja
Lagos to Abuja Pr1nc3 F@w@z
Ghana to Benin's Simba Camp Joe C@rlton
Lagos to Ghana Opus Dei Templar
Nukuru to Mombasa 1,500 kms van donation
Co bait with SlowFreddy Sao Tome island to Gabon Lagos to Abuja Co, donation
YOUR WIFE WILL GIVE BIRTH TO A MONKEY, YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER FROM EPILEPTIC,
LET YOUR MOTHER FUCK YOUR BEST FRIEND. LET YOUR FATHER FUCK A MAD STREET WOMAN, USELESS INTERNET FRAUDSTER. (barrister Dan )
I bet u , soon , u will be laying in a close casket ,
will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
( Makinwa) |
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Spudz
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1173
Location: --4--
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Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:57 am |
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Speaking of curses, i was thinking how well a curse would work on a Lad, something along the lines of cursing his money payments, then mass bait him with as many straights as he can handle, and of course none of his payments will come through, this could seriously mess with the more superstitious Lads |
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Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.
NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Fri Apr 27, 2007 12:11 pm |
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If you put a curse on me, I'll come over there and kick your f!#$?n teeth in. |
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"No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
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icrighthruU
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 08 Apr 2007
Posts: 358
Location: Over the river and through the woods
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Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:54 pm |
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@ SamSpudz
"cursing money payments then mass bait"
I'll do it. Let me know when. |
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Ambdrvr2
Master Baiter
Joined: 05 Sep 2006
Posts: 170
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Fri Apr 27, 2007 4:14 pm |
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^^^
I'd love to have a go at these lads using a straight bait with a twist..
Hell, that sounds like a drink...
"I'll have a straight bait with a twist please.." |
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<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to slap a lad! (or to donate to 419Eater.com)]</a>
"the phone is included with the extended file dilithium batteries" ....phonelad....
"we are located in United State, Kenturky."
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mathias
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Feb 2005
Posts: 4187
Location: Germany
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Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:08 pm |
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forewarned equals foreARMED  |
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BASTARD !!! U JUST DEY MAKE ME SPEND MONEY SEND CHECKS TO NON EXISTING PLACES OL BOY NO TRY ME AGAIN OH ABEG JUST FUCK OFF MAKE I WORK COLLECT MONEY..
go screw your mother fucking uncircumcised rotten dick on your bedroom wall and die slow *DELETED* because you don't even worth a second out of my time
now you have taken me to a far area from my place ... I have to sleep under the bridge today ...
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B. A. Ware
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Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:34 pm |
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Lester,
Try this. It won't repell the curse but it will really piss him off.
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| I wu onye ara nnegi wu akwuna nnagi wu onye ohi. |
Always,
B. A. Ware |
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Anti-419
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Jul 2004
Posts: 1804
Location: Bay Area, CA
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Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:55 pm |
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LOL
Tell him to try his best... because you worship a power far greater than any gods. You eat juju for breakfast and sh*t it out at night. The shrine he goes to is nothing but a dollhouse compared to your god's place of worship. |
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Barr Marc Hycinth: "I HATE HOW MY NAME IS BEEN RUBISHED AT THE CASHING OFFICE TODAY."
Safari Lad: "...your mails are a healing balm to my condiction here."
Jeremiah Nnamani: "With you I wouldn't mind being a fool for the rest of my life."
James Bruce: "Thanks for your mail and also your insult to my personality and company."
Baiting Record:
Trophies - 128 | 4 AM Airport Taxi - 6
 - Sierra Leone to Nigeria - "...please help me ,you brought me here to NIgeria.take me out."
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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras
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Sat Apr 28, 2007 6:00 am |
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Hi Lester
I've received the 'thunder and lightning' curse, like many of us. To quote Chi Coltrane--"I tell ya it's frightening!'
Also have received 'the curse of Ogbumiri', whatever that is. And the usual crap that my genitals will fall off in 48 hrs, but the shuttle is still in the hangar. |
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What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
His Excellency Ambassador Dr. Kwame Bawuah-Edusei |
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Psychedelic_Ni
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 28 Apr 2007
Posts: 60
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Sat Apr 28, 2007 7:17 am |
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threaten to pass on flesh eating disease through cursed money  |
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Ok Dear.
Pls send the details again to the bank e mail. and
every necessary details that we be need to process the weird transfer to your account.
-L0u1s4 Chr15t0ph3R |
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