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 Father Juan commits suicide.

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Pastor Frank
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 5:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I have been baiting Fl0ra Vicky for a few weeks now with two characters from Puerto Rico. Father Juan is the director of charities and has been trying to convince the church elders to fund a new project to help Flora's kids. Pastor Ronnie is the director of finance who keeps a tight watch on the bottom line.

Juan has been trying to get some pictures from Flora to put a presentation together to convince the elders to fund the project. Flora has been very stingy with the quality of the photos.

(Flora's last effort here, http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=108722)

The elders have seen typical "scam" photographs in the past. Juan has fell for them and sent thousands of dollars overseas. This was his last chance to find a "real" charity to fund. Since the elders found the last set pictures to be of yet another scammer (in their eyes) they excommunicated Fr. Juan.

Juan just sent his final letter to Flora telling her that he believes in her and that she is not a scammer. In his suicide note he asks her to vindicate him to the elders and send pictures to Pastor Ronnie to prove to the elders that she is in fact a real charity.

Pastor Ronnie will break the bad news of Juan's demise in the morning. I will post the results. Has the suicide modality ever been tried before?

RIP Father Juan

Edit: Typos, 3 times. Dang.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 3:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Pastor Ronnie broke the news to Flora that Fr. Juan is no longer with us. Her reply,

Quote:
Dearest, Pastor Ronnie

Greetings to you

Fr Juan send to me a massege saying that elders want to excommunicate him from the church that we are scamer just as he has spend the church money last time, that we should send to them a photo which to make them belive him, but we have send the photos to him so that he can show it to the elders instead they told him that the brother in the photo holding the sgin post writting help pastor ronnie help the children was a con man, so we have to let him know that if the church upto this moment did not belive us to be real let them forget about us that the Lord who begin his good work in us will help us to aid this children.

Then that was all, we are very sad to hear this.May God forgive us if we have offened him.

Mrs Flora


Offended him?! The man killed himself. Anyway, time to put my thinking cap on and figure out where to go from here.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 5:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Forgive me for being sensible (it won't happen often Wink ) but why not tell them that the will has been read and unknown to everyone he had a large sum of money, and it has been willed to your order for specific donations, but there are strings attached to any disbursements made.

Add strings of your own devising. A pilgrimage to an active vocano, or the photographs of your choice, or how about a memorial statue to honour the late pastor.

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Les Noise
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 5:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Pastor Frank..

You've inspired me. I think it's about time one of my characters met an untimely death.. Cool

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Pastor Frank
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 6:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Gomer Brilliant!

Edit: Thank you.

Edit again: Looking through Fr. Juan's personal papers there was also a life insurance policy and the beneficiary was recently changed. Imagine that!

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Pastor Frank
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Gomer (You will enjoy this)

Flora is chatty today. I sent her this,

Quote:
Sister Flora,

Fr. Juan's will has been read and unbeknown to us he had a large
amount of savings. He mentioned you in his will. He stated in his
will that if the church wouldn't give you money while he was alive,
he would give you money in his death. I will forward the details
soon. There was also a life insurance policy.

Pastor Ronnie


The reply in less than 10 minutes...

Quote:
Dearest Pastor Ronnie

It is also a sad news so after he emailed me that if he did not survive that we should pray for we dont really know that it could be, but we most blam the Elders of the church for not listening to his voice although he told me how the first incident happen and I told him for a sure can he come over here to see us the to belive that we are real, he promise us that ,but we dont know that the elders can still do not belive him after he has say sorry for what happend to him laster time, we should blam the elders for everything for one to die because of money money money, we loose of the children in the hospital here because of money they did not belive because of money, what a sham , We pray may God for give them and also pray for his gantel soul to rest in peace.Amen

Mrs Flora


Looks like the "blame"game is on. Time to screw the elders over for this ghastly turn of events.

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GomerPyle
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Fantastic Pastor - I think you should get them to build a shrine. At this rate they may build one of their volition for the late great beloved and sorely missed Pastor. Maybe they could make him a local saint - oooops now I'm flying again.

I wish my new Lad husband would get back to me that quickly. I've not been a woman long and I'm already sick of men. Laughing

I'm sure you have some great plans for this Lad.

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Fake sites killed 1 x Australia 9 x United Kingdom 3 x 168 X Closed lad accounts Easter Egg 2011
Pith Helmet - the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
Pith Helmet - Steve - Lagos to Accra
Pith Helmet - Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
Pith Helmet - Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning
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