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Jayhawk
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 5:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Redshoes, this bait belongs to you and Roy, so I'll leave it up to you as to what you want me to do next (read above). He really wants money. Today I received the following:

Quote:
Hello Mrs xxxxxx,
Here is the picture of your car (he attached a photo of a new bmw).
So when are you sending the money i'll like you to send it in two day time because i want you to collect your car as fast as possible because you have been very attentive to the company i won't allow you to miss this last opportunity so Mrs xxxxxx these details are the details you'll use to make the payment to the courier and MTCN number is needed too if the bank you are sending the money to dont give MTCN number you'll tell them is very urgent here are the details below :
Dxxxxx Hxxxxx
Country: UK
Amount :4,000USD
Please i want you to collect your car and your cheques if possible by next week you must have recieve them.
we need to send them to you immediately your payment has been confirm,i await the western union details so i give it to the courier.
God bless,


Shoot me a pm and let me know how you want me to handle him. I can give him the WU runaround, I can ITV5 him, I can slap him for the $10K that he already stole from me, I can ignore him, or I can lead him however you want him led. I really do think that he's in desperate need of funds, so he should be up for pretty much anything.

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redshoes17
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 12:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

As I explained to Jayhawk via PM, this is Roy's bait not mine. My character is only taking some of Dan's time.

F had quite the chat with him this morning. He was 20 minutes early and I had not even had my morning tea yet. Most of this is quite boring, but he did send a picture.



Quote:
dan: hello sweetheart
BUZZ!!!
F: hi
F: you are early
dan: yes dear
dan: i miss you
F: what have you been up to?
dan: well i was very busy
dan: because i have left my uncle's house back to my mom
F: Where does your mother live?
dan: in Edostate
dan: Benin city
F: So why did you leave your uncle's house?
dan: i dont like there
dan: and i dont have chance there
F: So Benin City has better opportunities for you?
dan: yes sweetheart
F: I was wondering something
F: It's been so long since we had a chance to chat
dan: yes dear is true
F: do you have a picture of yourself playing football
dan: yes
F: can you send it to me?
F: Jesus loves you
F: I just noticed the message next to your name (he had the message God is good next to his name)
dan: thank you dear
F: does that mean you are a christian?
dan: no i want to put it in my picture so you can see it everytime
dan: yes o course
F: so you won't email me a picture of you playing football?
dan: i have save it to my yahoo picture
dan: ok i'll send it now
F: awww, thank you
F: You know I see your picture in LA, for the advertisment.
dan: yes
dan: which one?
dan: for the blagging scum or which one?
F: the blagging scum
F: is there another one?
dan: no
dan: well i dont really have chance i have other one david told me to do
F: oh, which one is that
dan: but no chance i'm busy trying to meet up with Roy Cropper trial in Abuja
dan: a woman beating me with a fry pan
F: a woman beating you with a fry pan?
F: what does that mean?
dan: i have forgotten what David told me it stands for
F: is it about domestice abuse?
F: domestic
dan: i dont understand
F: abuse within families
dan: ok
F: it happens quite a lot where a man physically abuses a woman
F: or a woman physically abuses a man
dan: so sweetheart whats your time there?
F: then people don't talk about it
F: it's an important issue
F: the word needs to get out
F: Who is Roy Cropper?
dan: a manchester united agent
F: David told you to do an advertisement about domestic violence?
dan: yes he did
dan: but i dont have chance now
F: why not?
dan: i'm very busy
F: Domestic violence is an important issue, that would really help you get your name known.
dan: that problem is not about doing the advert,the problem is that i dont have money now that was why i'm prospurning it
F: Oh, I see
F: Where is Abuja?
dan: FTC
dan: sorry
dan: FCT
F: FTC?
F: what is that?
dan: federal capital territary
F: give me a clue
F: can you explain a little more?
dan: the part of the country where the president live
dan: and other political people
F: so you are going there to meet with your Roy?
dan: yes sweetheart
F: when?
dan: i haven't really give him time
dan: for now
F: why is he on trial? what did he do wrong?
dan: i have something to show him that's why
F: what will you show him?
dan: to prove that i'm really a good soccer player
F: oh, that's good
F: Is your Roy there now?
dan: no in south america
F: My he gets around
F: when will he meet you in Abuja?
dan: i'm the person to give him a date when he will come,but i haven't give him any date because i'm busy now
F: what are you busy now with?
dan: hello sweetheart i can't see your picture here
dan: whats wrong
dan: ?
F: hmm
F: I don't know why
F: how do i do that/
F: ?
dan: well thats not the problem i'm having the problem is that i'm missing you sweetheart
F: awww, you are?
F: are you going to email me the picture of you playing football?
dan: yes
dan: send me your picture now
dan: i can't even see your picture here
F: help me with that
F: how do i put it up?
dan: !
F: what does that mean?
F: i'm just waking up hon
F: tell me how to put up the picture
dan: ok
dan: click the surface of where the picture was before
F: where is that?
dan: near your send message
F: i see that but it is just blank
F: where is your picture by the way?
dan: or you see an image on top of your send click it
dan: wait too
dan: have seen the image on top of your sen
F: do you happen to know anything about routers? I am having an issue with one.
dan: click it
F: what is my sen?
dan: dont understand?
dan: dont understand too
F: you said, have seen the image on top of your sen
F: i do not know what a sen is
dan: sen or senator?
dan: send i mean
dan: have seen it?
dan: you click it
F: you brought up the sen
dan: and you see browse
dan: i made a mistake
F: no, i don't see browse when i click send
dan: an image like 4corner
dan: have you seen it
F: no
F: why don't you put up your picture
F: then you can explain to me step by step how to do this
dan: is very simple
dan: is very hard to explain
dan: dont know how to explain it to you (the only lad I have ever encountered who could not explain this, you are right jayhawk, he is special)
F: oh
F: sorry
F: i'll see if i can find someone else
dan: ok
F: then next time i will have a photo for you
F: where is your photo?
dan: ok
dan: but webcam would have been more convinient
F: a what?
dan: want to send it F: send what?
dan: webcam
F: what's a webcam?
dan: the picture
dan: when you are chatting i'll be seen you
dan: know what you are doing and everything thing around you
F: can you come again in 12 hours?
dan: if i have chance
F: don't disappoint me now
dan: are going to get it?
F: get what?
F: the picture?
dan: the webcam
F: what is a webcam
dan: that would have lovely if you get the webcam
dan: webcam is a computerise device
dan: when you are chatting i will be seeing you
F: i don't know any thing about such things
F: i see your picture in the email
F: thank you
F: is that your car/
dan: ok
F: i like red cars
dan: so just go to any computer shop and ask they will give you
dan: well is not my own for my uncle i dont have a car
dan: well i'll be living now my time is finish
F: ok, i hope you can come back later
dan: but please go and ask for the webcam please dont fail
dan: me
dan: cheerio for now
dan: love you
dan: so how is David
F: david is better
dan: he is angry with me
dan: ok
dan: extend my greetings to him
F: he played as a second half substitute yesterday
F: why is he angry with you?
dan: ok
dan: good
F: i will pass your greetings on
F: why is he angry?
dan: because i could'nt turnup to advert
dan: so that was why
dan: i'm living now
dan: ok
dan: bye i love you
dan: bye
F: bye now
F: talk to you later
dan: i'm living now my time is finish ok
F: ok
dan has signed out. (8/10/07 4:59 AM)

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i was ashamed this money money was not in the system when we got there to cash it,it made me and my family lawyer look like little children Godwin

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Jayhawk
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 8:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I got this from him:

Quote:
Hello Mrs xxxxx,
How are you today hope you are doing fine.
Well there will be no problem about that,so when are we getting your payment we need to send this car to you because you have been so grateful to the company.
So Mrs xxxxx when are getting your payment and please send it with the above details that i gave you,because that's the courier details they use in recieving payment and please by tomorow we'll be waiting for the payment and your address so we dispatch your car and your cheque tomorow ok
Please i advice you'll be fast about it we are waiting for you now ok
From Derrek potter


I can just feel the desperation in his voice. He's hurting bad.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 11:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I missed him by minutes this morning, and on a Sunday.

Quote:
sweetheart i miss again
kisses
your dan

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i was ashamed this money money was not in the system when we got there to cash it,it made me and my family lawyer look like little children Godwin

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i was rubbed by rubber last friday, they collectted all my money and my phones.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 4:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A quick update: Our lad is still quite broke, and things are getting really desperate. This morning I received the following:

Quote:
Hello Mrs xxxxx,
Ok so i think maybe you send the money right now,because we won't spend all days waiting for you to make the payment in your next mail i need the payment so that i'll sort things out with the dispatch department in the next few hours so Mrs xxxxx i'll be expecting the western union details as fast as possible,and don't waste much time we need to send you your winings by tomorow because the deadline is coming up if possible make the payment right now immediately and i'll do the rest things for you.
Just go now and make your payment we need it in the next 4hours so be brief about it latest tomorrow so that the winings can be sent to you as fast as possible.


In the next four hours?

This lad has tried Mr. McDucks service in the past, and really doesn't care for it. Let's see if we can break him of that. Evil or Very Mad

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i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.

i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 5:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm still on my hols, typing this on a French campsite. No time to check my mails, so many accounts, so little time.

glad to see your wasting his time, RS17, make some excuse that david has no time to write atm.

Jayhawk, stay off ITV5, but feel free to mess him around some. back in the middle of next week.

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our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 11:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oops. Sorry Roy. I thought you were still gone on vacation, and I set him up on ITV5. I'd been putting him off for about a week, and he seemed desperate enough to actually try it this time. My bad.

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i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.

i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 1:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

F was thinking about Dan this morning and decided to give him a call, but she couldn't find his phone number. Just as she was looking for it Dan wanted to chat. Seems he wants to know if F knows about WU and isn't interested in talking about David.


Quote:
dan (8/16/07 5:48:06 AM): sweetheart!
dan (8/16/07 5:48:10 AM): how are you today?
F (8/16/07 5:48:12 AM): hi hon
F (8/16/07 5:48:28 AM): i was just looking for your number, i missed talking to you
dan (8/16/07 5:48:34 AM): i miss u
F (8/16/07 5:48:52 AM): what's your number?
dan (8/16/07 5:48:59 AM): but i dont have a phone that number is my mom number
F (8/16/07 5:49:22 AM): oh, what is it again?
dan (8/16/07 5:49:41 AM): will you call me?
dan (8/16/07 5:49:50 AM): i need you to promise me
F (8/16/07 5:49:54 AM): well, i was thinking about calling you today
F (8/16/07 5:50:13 AM): it seems like a loooonnnng time since we last talked
dan (8/16/07 5:50:19 AM): promise me you will call
F (8/16/07 5:50:23 AM): i will call
dan (8/16/07 5:50:30 AM): yes my dear
dan (8/16/07 5:50:32 AM): ok
F (8/16/07 5:50:34 AM): but you don't have a phone
F (8/16/07 5:50:41 AM): will i be talking to your mom?
dan (8/16/07 5:51:09 AM): +XXXnumber
dan (8/16/07 5:51:36 AM): when you call tell her you want to speak to Dan
F (8/16/07 5:52:07 AM): ok
F (8/16/07 5:52:30 AM): she won't think it strange that a woman from the US is calling you?
dan (8/16/07 5:52:35 AM): so how is your day?
dan (8/16/07 5:52:45 AM): no
F (8/16/07 5:53:23 AM): well, i just woke up, am having some tea
F (8/16/07 5:53:31 AM): when does school start again for you?
dan (8/16/07 5:53:48 AM): but sweetheart i'm very cold now
F (8/16/07 5:53:56 AM): cold?
dan (8/16/07 5:54:01 AM): dont realy know
dan (8/16/07 5:54:08 AM): yes
dan (8/16/07 5:54:20 AM): so what are you going to do about it
dan (8/16/07 5:54:24 AM): ?
F (8/16/07 5:54:41 AM): what can i do?
dan (8/16/07 5:56:02 AM): is there nothing you can do about it,because if you dont do anything about it i will commit suicide because you dont love me
F (8/16/07 5:57:12 AM): we don't know each other yet
dan (8/16/07 5:57:43 AM): how do you want us to know each other again?
dan (8/16/07 5:57:46 AM): WHEN THE LORD WANTS TO BLESS YOU, HE WILL MAKE ALL YOUR ENEMIES TO GO ASLEEP. HOW WAS YOUR NITE
F (8/16/07 5:57:58 AM): JESUS LOVES YOU
dan (8/16/07 5:58:33 AM): Yes my dear and you too
dan (8/16/07 5:58:44 AM): do you go to church?

F (8/16/07 5:58:57 AM): of course, i am a christian
F (8/16/07 5:59:02 AM): do you go to church?
dan (8/16/07 5:59:13 AM): yes i do
F (8/16/07 6:00:06 AM): david said to say hello if I happened to talk to you, he's very busy at the moment, doesn't have time to write
dan (8/16/07 6:00:32 AM): ok
F (8/16/07 6:00:52 AM): what denomination?
dan (8/16/07 6:00:53 AM): sweetheart do you know any place call western union
F (8/16/07 6:01:07 AM): western union?
dan (8/16/07 6:01:14 AM): and is western union near your house?
dan (8/16/07 6:01:18 AM): yes
F (8/16/07 6:01:31 AM): i don't know about this?
F (8/16/07 6:01:33 AM): what is it?
dan (8/16/07 6:01:57 AM): the fastest way to recieve and send money
dan (8/16/07 6:02:11 AM): dont you know it?
F (8/16/07 6:02:16 AM): well, y would i need to know about that
F (8/16/07 6:02:22 AM): i just use credit cards
F (8/16/07 6:02:50 AM): don't you?
dan (8/16/07 6:03:12 AM): i know about credit card too'
F (8/16/07 6:03:53 AM): so what denomination of christian are you?
dan (8/16/07 6:04:17 AM): pentecostal
dan (8/16/07 6:04:21 AM): u?
F (8/16/07 6:04:28 AM): methodist
F (8/16/07 6:04:36 AM): would you consider becoming a methodist?
dan (8/16/07 6:05:56 AM): i dont know anything about methodist
F (8/16/07 6:06:17 AM): well, i don't know anything about pentecostal
F (8/16/07 6:06:41 AM): did you hear that david scored a goal yesterday
dan (8/16/07 6:07:09 AM): no,i did'nt watch the match
F (8/16/07 6:07:50 AM): he started in his first game yesterday and scored his first goal
dan (8/16/07 6:08:34 AM): is very interesting
dan (8/16/07 6:09:23 AM): sweetheart i need some help from u?
F (8/16/07 6:09:30 AM): what's that hun?
dan (8/16/07 6:10:48 AM): i'm afraid that you can;t help me
F (8/16/07 6:10:58 AM): what are you talking about?
dan (8/16/07 6:12:05 AM): u can help me out with this problem i'm having
F (8/16/07 6:12:20 AM): you need to explain it
F (8/16/07 6:12:36 AM): i don't have time right now
F (8/16/07 6:12:41 AM): can i call you later?
dan (8/16/07 6:13:23 AM): ok dont forget you must call me so i tell you whats my problem
dan (8/16/07 6:13:30 AM): ok
dan (8/16/07 6:13:30 AM): ?
F (8/16/07 6:13:50 AM): i will
F (8/16/07 6:14:04 AM): but i can't for about four hours
F (8/16/07 6:14:15 AM): will you be able to talk then?
dan (8/16/07 6:14:31 AM): i lyes sweetheart
dan (8/16/07 6:14:36 AM): i love u
dan (8/16/07 6:14:48 AM): do you love me too?
F (8/16/07 6:15:28 AM): i'd love to know more about you
F (8/16/07 6:15:40 AM): we'll talk later, ok?
F (8/16/07 6:15:42 AM): bye now
dan (8/16/07 9:11:04 AM): few questions plz
dan (8/16/07 6:16:42 AM): you did'nt wait for me to say anything

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i was ashamed this money money was not in the system when we got there to cash it,it made me and my family lawyer look like little children Godwin

'because no one want your progress not every one want your goat to give birth to twins as the man who see tomorrow told me when i visit him in the shrine Godwin

i was rubbed by rubber last friday, they collectted all my money and my phones.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 3:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Dan was still sending messages after F signed out this morning. Here's what she got offline. In a little while I will telephone and try to record it.



Quote:
dan: i'm very cold i need somethin g to make me hot
dan: i love you kisses
dan: i'm haing some problem and need u to help- me out
dan: and thats you


Edit: Skype didn't cooperate yesterday, so no audio. I spoke to him just breifly, now it's his job to call F.

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i was ashamed this money money was not in the system when we got there to cash it,it made me and my family lawyer look like little children Godwin

'because no one want your progress not every one want your goat to give birth to twins as the man who see tomorrow told me when i visit him in the shrine Godwin

i was rubbed by rubber last friday, they collectted all my money and my phones.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 1:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Dan asks F for money, then a phone, no better make it 2, and gets a clue about time zones. Something tells me there will be endless discussion on which brand and model of phone would be best.

Quote:
dan (8/17/07 4:27:42 AM): sweetheart how are u today?
F (8/17/07 4:28:00 AM): hi fine
F (8/17/07 4:28:27 AM): i tried to call you yesterday
dan (8/17/07 4:28:47 AM): yes is true,but i did'nt recieve it
F (8/17/07 4:29:04 AM): what do you mean? Who did I talk to?
dan (8/17/07 4:29:29 AM): my step father
F (8/17/07 4:30:00 AM): oh, did he tell you that i called?
dan (8/17/07 4:30:26 AM): yes he did
F (8/17/07 4:31:01 AM): so why didn't you call me back, i was waiting
dan (8/17/07 4:31:51 AM): i dont have a phone.and there was no credit in the phone as of that moment
F (8/17/07 4:32:18 AM): i see
dan (8/17/07 4:33:33 AM): ok
dan (8/17/07 4:33:33 AM): so how is your day?
dan (8/17/07 4:33:46 AM): yesterday i was very cold even now
dan (8/17/07 4:34:00 AM): and you did'nt do anything about it
F (8/17/07 4:34:13 AM): what do you expect me to do?
dan (8/17/07 4:35:00 AM): there must be an alternative is the no alternative?
F (8/17/07 4:35:09 AM): what?
dan (8/17/07 4:36:10 AM): other choice
dan (8/17/07 4:36:18 AM): !
F (8/17/07 4:36:32 AM): other choice to what, sorry not understanding you, can you explain?
dan (8/17/07 4:37:36 AM): so you mean you dont have anything to do as i am cold?
F (8/17/07 4:38:25 AM): ?
dan (8/17/07 4:39:39 AM): yes
dan (8/17/07 4:40:04 AM): sweetheart u there?
F (8/17/07 4:40:10 AM): yes
dan (8/17/07 4:41:16 AM): how is David?
F (8/17/07 4:42:14 AM): well, i was telling you about his first start and first goal yesterday
F (8/17/07 4:42:58 AM): he couldn't play the whole game but his ankle seems to be getting stronger each day
dan (8/17/07 4:43:11 AM): yes
dan (8/17/07 4:43:27 AM): is getting fine is'nt it?
F (8/17/07 4:43:43 AM): yes, i think so
F (8/17/07 4:43:48 AM): i think he has a game tomorrow
dan (8/17/07 4:44:10 AM): ok
dan (8/17/07 4:44:37 AM): so sweetheart i need you to help me,but i dont know whether you could help?
F (8/17/07 4:44:47 AM): well, explain what you need
dan (8/17/07 4:46:46 AM): i'm shy
F (8/17/07 4:47:20 AM): u can tell me
dan (8/17/07 4:47:52 AM): ok i will
dan (8/17/07 4:50:12 AM): i need u to help me with some fund,can u?
F (8/17/07 4:50:16 AM): fund?
dan (8/17/07 4:50:54 AM): yes
F (8/17/07 4:51:09 AM): what is "some fund"
dan (8/17/07 4:52:00 AM): fund is money
F (8/17/07 4:52:48 AM): ohhh, you are asking me for money?
F (8/17/07 4:52:50 AM): why?
dan (8/17/07 4:54:23 AM): i need to pay up some bill if my family house rent the one i have was not enough
F (8/17/07 4:56:35 AM): i am surprised that you would ask this
dan (8/17/07 4:57:26 AM): thats true but i have to
F (8/17/07 4:57:48 AM): in my experience only mother's give money to their sons
dan (8/17/07 4:59:47 AM): well sweetie thats true,my mother use to,but you felt sick when i travelled last 3week so she was broke
F (8/17/07 5:00:03 AM): where did you travel?
dan (8/17/07 5:00:07 AM): i even gave her some money but was not enough
dan (8/17/07 5:01:22 AM): when i went to my uncle's house
F (8/17/07 5:01:44 AM): oh, yes, that's right
F (8/17/07 5:03:49 AM): u there?
dan (8/17/07 5:03:57 AM): ok
dan (8/17/07 5:04:48 AM): yes
F (8/17/07 5:05:18 AM): you cannot be seriously asking me this?
dan (8/17/07 5:06:48 AM): maybe
F (8/17/07 5:08:14 AM): this is a joke, right?
dan (8/17/07 5:08:24 AM): this why i was shy to ask you the first time
F (8/17/07 5:08:49 AM): LOL
F (8/17/07 5:09:14 AM): i cannot believe you would tease me like this
dan (8/17/07 5:12:32 AM): well is a joke
F (8/17/07 5:13:06 AM): i thought so
F (8/17/07 5:13:13 AM): you are a funny guy
dan (8/17/07 5:13:51 AM): so what are you doing now?
F (8/17/07 5:14:20 AM): chatting with u
F (8/17/07 5:14:27 AM): what r u doing now?
dan (8/17/07 5:14:49 AM): the same thing too
F (8/17/07 5:14:54 AM): LOL
dan (8/17/07 5:15:26 AM): so sweetie i need a mobile i dont have money to buy now the one i have before got lost
dan (8/17/07 5:15:50 AM): maybe if you buy me one the one you buy me will not get lost
F (8/17/07 5:16:38 AM): what kind of phone?
dan (8/17/07 5:16:54 AM): nokia
F (8/17/07 5:17:01 AM): a nokia
F (8/17/07 5:17:04 AM): which model?
dan (8/17/07 5:17:09 AM): and your picture will be my screen saver too
F (8/17/07 5:17:25 AM): awww, how sweet of you
dan (8/17/07 5:17:26 AM): N93
dan (8/17/07 5:17:36 AM): i was first using N90
dan (8/17/07 5:17:42 AM): before it got lost
F (8/17/07 5:18:35 AM): i see
dan (8/17/07 5:18:44 AM): well i quite interesting
F (8/17/07 5:19:52 AM): you are?
F (8/17/07 5:19:58 AM): tell me about it
dan (8/17/07 5:20:01 AM): well i need two of the phone,because i need to use one for your and one for my business
dan (8/17/07 5:20:19 AM): i dont understand
dan (8/17/07 5:20:28 AM): about what?
F (8/17/07 5:21:03 AM): you said you were quite interesting, tell me about that
dan (8/17/07 5:25:35 AM): sweet heart you there,is anything wrong?
dan (8/17/07 5:25:35 AM): why did it take you so long to reply?
dan (8/17/07 5:25:35 AM): or are you busy?
F (8/17/07 5:25:52 AM): no
F (8/17/07 5:26:02 AM): i've been waiting for u to reply
dan (8/17/07 5:26:20 AM): you not responding to me well
dan (8/17/07 5:26:20 AM): ok
F (8/17/07 5:26:46 AM): hmm, maybe there is something wrong with my system
F (8/17/07 5:26:53 AM): i was having trouble with that yesterday
dan (8/17/07 5:27:03 AM): ok
dan (8/17/07 5:27:38 AM): why i said the phone is so interesting is that the first time i used it i love it
F (8/17/07 5:27:53 AM): oh, the phone is interesting
dan (8/17/07 5:27:55 AM): because the phone is very strong and good
F (8/17/07 5:28:04 AM): which phone?
dan (8/17/07 5:28:21 AM): u make me laugh
dan (8/17/07 5:28:31 AM): the N90
F (8/17/07 5:28:43 AM): when did u use one?
dan (8/17/07 5:30:40 AM): 6 months ago
dan (8/17/07 5:30:50 AM): and it get lost
dan (8/17/07 5:31:06 AM): thats why i dont have a phone now
F (8/17/07 5:31:18 AM): and now you want an N93
dan (8/17/07 5:32:07 AM): yes,because somebody move forward not backward is'nt it?
F (8/17/07 5:32:48 AM): of course
F (8/17/07 5:33:23 AM): well, let me take a look at that
dan (8/17/07 5:33:36 AM): what
F (8/17/07 5:34:00 AM): the N93
F (8/17/07 5:34:07 AM): I don't know anything about it
F (8/17/07 5:34:28 AM): i guess if you have a phone you wouldn't have any excuse for not calling me
dan (8/17/07 5:34:29 AM): go to
F (8/17/07 5:34:44 AM): not now hon
F (8/17/07 5:34:48 AM): i have to go
dan (8/17/07 5:34:50 AM): well, that's true
dan (8/17/07 5:34:59 AM): google .com
dan (8/17/07 5:35:07 AM): google.com
F (8/17/07 5:35:15 AM): ok i will look later
dan (8/17/07 5:35:22 AM): ok
F (8/17/07 5:35:30 AM): good chatting with you this morning
dan (8/17/07 5:35:39 AM): so when will you be sending the phone
dan (8/17/07 5:35:42 AM): ?
F (8/17/07 5:36:03 AM): what?
dan (8/17/07 5:36:04 AM): you mean is moring in LA]
dan (8/17/07 5:36:08 AM): ?
F (8/17/07 5:36:11 AM): I said i'd look at it later
F (8/17/07 5:36:21 AM): yes, it is morning
F (8/17/07 5:37:04 AM): i keep telling you this is not the best time to chat with me
F (8/17/07 5:37:21 AM): i really must go now
F (8/17/07 5:37:28 AM): bye
dan (8/17/07 5:37:28 AM): when is it?
dan (8/17/07 5:38:02 AM): you must call me dont fail

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 2:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, he didn't like my ITV5 (He's never liked that one. I guess he just doesn't support freedom!), so he told me to go to WU and get the money back. He then gave me a bank account to wire the money to.

Back in 2006 I managed to shutdown something like three of his bank accounts (okay, alan actually did it, but you know what I'm saying.). This lad just does not learn. Time to throw another bank account onto the fire.

Red, I wonder if he'll be able to eat the phones. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 1:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Dan is very talkative today. He tells F about his stolen car. His dad is a bigamist. He's using Roy's picture as his avatar. F makes him buy more cafe time. F signs out of chat when Dan makes an unfortunate typo. I was wrong yesterday about him understanding the time zones.

He has trouble with pronouns.


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dan (8/18/07 6:32:37 AM): hello sweetheart
dan (8/18/07 6:36:19 AM): sweetheart i'm going since i did'nt meet u
dan (8/18/07 6:43:48 AM): so sweetheart you mean we're not going to talk today when u know the time we normally meet
dan (8/18/07 6:46:36 AM): i tried so that you won't blame me,so is up to u
dan (8/18/07 6:46:56 AM): i dont even know whether i come tomorow
dan (8/18/07 6:47:55 AM): maybe you'll call me if you want us to chat
F (8/18/07 4:15:25 AM): hello
dan (8/18/07 4:15:59 AM): you are very lucky i'm almost out
F (8/18/07 4:16:08 AM): I am very lucky?
dan (8/18/07 4:16:24 AM): yes
dan (8/18/07 4:16:37 AM): so what where u doing?
F (8/18/07 4:16:45 AM): sleeping
dan (8/18/07 4:17:08 AM): enjoying your self?
F (8/18/07 4:17:38 AM): you mean while I was sleeping
F (8/18/07 4:17:49 AM): ?
dan (8/18/07 4:17:49 AM): yes
F (8/18/07 4:17:53 AM): yesterday, the phone network was having some problems, I was sorry that I didn't get to talk to you longer
dan (8/18/07 4:18:12 AM): its ok
dan (8/18/07 4:18:25 AM): you having a very sweet voice
F (8/18/07 4:18:40 AM): how nice of you to say
dan (8/18/07 4:19:05 AM): well,is God
F (8/18/07 4:19:20 AM): what do you mean?
dan (8/18/07 4:20:07 AM): is God really going me the oportunity to talk too you
dan (8/18/07 4:20:22 AM): snd to show you my caring habit
dan (8/18/07 4:20:33 AM): is'nt it God?
F (8/18/07 4:20:48 AM): I am sure that you are right
F (8/18/07 4:20:55 AM): it is devine intervention
F (8/18/07 4:20:59 AM): tell me about the picture you are using as your avatar
dan (8/18/07 4:22:20 AM): is the picture of my favourite club,and my dream club to play for
F (8/18/07 4:22:49 AM): really, which club is that?
dan (8/18/07 4:23:04 AM): manchester united
F (8/18/07 4:23:22 AM): so who are the people in the picture?
dan (8/18/07 4:24:53 AM): the three player on uniform are my friends,why the guy on black is Roy Cropper
F (8/18/07 4:25:22 AM): your friends, I am so impressed
dan (8/18/07 4:25:32 AM): thanks
dan (8/18/07 4:25:49 AM): so sweetie how are you feeling?
dan (8/18/07 4:26:00 AM): i hope you are fine?
F (8/18/07 4:26:17 AM): i could use some more sleep, you need to come later in the day
dan (8/18/07 4:26:54 AM): if not now,i'm not chance
F (8/18/07 4:27:47 AM): i see, what will you be busy doing?
dan (8/18/07 4:28:18 AM): if not now i'll be catching fun at home
dan (8/18/07 4:28:35 AM): and i'll be doing some work today too
dan (8/18/07 4:28:45 AM): washing my cloths
F (8/18/07 4:29:44 AM): you aren't going out clubbing?
dan (8/18/07 4:30:30 AM): no,i dont
dan (8/18/07 4:30:40 AM): and u?
F (8/18/07 4:31:17 AM): it depends, sometimes but mostly not
F (8/18/07 4:31:29 AM): i wouldn't want you going out clubbing without me
dan (8/18/07 4:31:49 AM): well, is likei'm disturbing you
dan (8/18/07 4:31:59 AM): i'll be living till tomorow
dan (8/18/07 4:32:09 AM): on sunday
F (8/18/07 4:32:25 AM): what do you mean like you are disturbing me?
dan (8/18/07 4:32:55 AM): you not responding too me well,and my time is almost off
F (8/18/07 4:33:19 AM): what r u talking about?
dan (8/18/07 4:33:24 AM): i would have like to talk too u,but it seems that i'm disturbing u
F (8/18/07 4:33:30 AM): i am not responding to you too well?
F (8/18/07 4:33:35 AM): we are chatting
dan (8/18/07 4:33:51 AM): ok
dan (8/18/07 4:34:11 AM): its ok
dan (8/18/07 4:34:23 AM): so when is the match taking place?
F (8/18/07 4:34:42 AM): I thought we were going to talk about your phone
F (8/18/07 4:34:52 AM): i do not know why you are talking like this
dan (8/18/07 4:34:59 AM): yes is true
F (8/18/07 4:35:05 AM): i suggest that you find someone else to get you a phone
dan (8/18/07 4:35:11 AM): i'm sorry
F (8/18/07 4:35:14 AM): i do not think that you are interested in me
dan (8/18/07 4:35:22 AM): why?
dan (8/18/07 4:35:49 AM): wait i want to go and get some time please
F (8/18/07 4:35:53 AM): all this talk of disturbing and not responding well
dan (8/18/07 4:37:13 AM): ok i'm back
F (8/18/07 4:37:28 AM): what did you mean about the time?
dan (8/18/07 4:37:40 AM): i dont know it will hurt you
dan (8/18/07 4:37:51 AM): we buy time here
F (8/18/07 4:37:55 AM): really
F (8/18/07 4:37:59 AM): how much does it cost?
dan (8/18/07 4:38:00 AM): yes
dan (8/18/07 4:38:17 AM): thats why we dont talk everytime
F (8/18/07 4:38:24 AM): i see
dan (8/18/07 4:38:28 AM): N250
F (8/18/07 4:38:33 AM): for how long
dan (8/18/07 4:38:38 AM): 2hours
dan (8/18/07 4:38:45 AM): 7days
F (8/18/07 4:38:51 AM): how much is that in dollars?
dan (8/18/07 4:39:30 AM): 4dollars
F (8/18/07 4:39:44 AM): what did you mean by 7 days?
dan (8/18/07 4:40:27 AM): it will last for 7days
F (8/18/07 4:40:39 AM): what will last for 7 days?
dan (8/18/07 4:40:42 AM): after seven days it expire
F (8/18/07 4:41:02 AM): can you come every day?
dan (8/18/07 4:41:35 AM): thats what i do because i have no choice deont want to miss u
F (8/18/07 4:42:02 AM): what hours can you come?
dan (8/18/07 4:42:26 AM): i dont know here is afternoon
dan (8/18/07 4:42:39 AM): in 12hours time is midnight here
dan (8/18/07 4:42:59 AM): even when you called me yesterday it was at night
F (8/18/07 4:43:13 AM): what time is the cafe open
F (8/18/07 4:43:22 AM): what are the hours for you that you can come
F (8/18/07 4:43:31 AM): maybe we can find a better time to chat
dan (8/18/07 4:43:59 AM): this time i'm using now is my ownb personal time
dan (8/18/07 4:44:16 AM): the rest time from now till night is for my mom
dan (8/18/07 4:44:30 AM): doing some domestic job
F (8/18/07 4:44:45 AM): so your mom is very important to you
dan (8/18/07 4:45:27 AM): yes,because this hour now is for you
F (8/18/07 4:45:56 AM): yr so sweet
dan (8/18/07 4:46:01 AM): i did'nt even tell them i'm living so that they won't stop me
dan (8/18/07 4:46:14 AM): dont understand
F (8/18/07 4:46:24 AM): you didn't tell who?
F (8/18/07 4:46:35 AM): what don't they understand?
dan (8/18/07 4:47:22 AM): don't understand this "yr so sweet"
F (8/18/07 4:48:11 AM): you said this hour is for me
F (8/18/07 4:48:15 AM): i said that is sweet
F (8/18/07 4:48:21 AM): nice of you to say
dan (8/18/07 4:48:31 AM): thanks
F (8/18/07 4:48:41 AM): now, who didn't you tell that you were living so they wouldn't stop you
dan (8/18/07 4:48:54 AM): my mom
dan (8/18/07 4:49:23 AM): and my step brother
F (8/18/07 4:49:25 AM): why wouldn't she understand?
F (8/18/07 4:49:34 AM): and your step brother understand?
dan (8/18/07 4:49:57 AM): i did'nt tell them i was living
F (8/18/07 4:50:14 AM): why not?
F (8/18/07 4:50:20 AM): what wouldn't they understand?
dan (8/18/07 4:51:20 AM): if i tell them,my mom will give me other domestic job to do
dan (8/18/07 4:51:38 AM): so i abscond everytime
F (8/18/07 4:52:20 AM): your mom doesn't like you coming to the cafe?
dan (8/18/07 4:52:42 AM): no everytime
dan (8/18/07 4:53:17 AM): she always like seeing me at home i dont know why
F (8/18/07 4:54:13 AM): she likes her son at home
F (8/18/07 4:54:21 AM): tell me about your step brother
dan (8/18/07 4:54:51 AM): they are four in number
F (8/18/07 4:54:56 AM): how so?
dan (8/18/07 4:55:03 AM): yes
F (8/18/07 4:55:28 AM): tell me how you have step brothers
dan (8/18/07 4:56:13 AM): my mom divorce my dad because he was married i did'nt tell her
F (8/18/07 4:56:44 AM): you dad was married to two women?
dan (8/18/07 4:57:06 AM): one,before she meet my mom
F (8/18/07 4:57:27 AM): so he was married to two women at the same time?
F (8/18/07 4:57:40 AM): why would you?

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dan (8/18/07 4:57:41 AM): yes
dan (8/18/07 4:57:58 AM): dont understand
F (8/18/07 4:58:13 AM): why would you tell your mother?
F (8/18/07 4:58:17 AM): how did you know?
dan (8/18/07 4:58:35 AM): my mom told me everything
F (8/18/07 4:59:17 AM): what did she say?
dan (8/18/07 5:01:41 AM): she told me all the experience
dan (8/18/07 5:01:46 AM): you passed
F (8/18/07 5:01:50 AM): which experience/
F (8/18/07 5:01:52 AM): ?
F (8/18/07 5:02:10 AM): you passed?
dan (8/18/07 5:02:12 AM): how my dad behaved
F (8/18/07 5:02:34 AM): so your dad behaved badly?
dan (8/18/07 5:02:39 AM): she passed
dan (8/18/07 5:02:46 AM): yes sweetheart
F (8/18/07 5:02:46 AM): your mother passed?
dan (8/18/07 5:02:52 AM): yes
F (8/18/07 5:03:03 AM): so who is your mom that you keep talking about?
dan (8/18/07 5:03:54 AM): sweetheart i'm hungry
dan (8/18/07 5:04:02 AM): i'll soon be going home
F (8/18/07 5:04:23 AM): well, don't they serve food at the cafe?
dan (8/18/07 5:04:35 AM): no
F (8/18/07 5:04:59 AM): what kind of cafe doesn't have food?
dan (8/18/07 5:05:22 AM): is a very stupid cafe
F (8/18/07 5:05:43 AM): i see
dan (8/18/07 5:05:53 AM): yes
dan (8/18/07 5:06:22 AM): so sweetheart,when are you sendinmg the mobiles?
F (8/18/07 5:06:33 AM): we need to talk about that
F (8/18/07 5:06:43 AM): which model number was it?
F (8/18/07 5:07:22 AM): you didn't give me an address to send them
dan (8/18/07 5:07:23 AM): i dont understand what is model number
F (8/18/07 5:07:29 AM): what kind of phone
dan (8/18/07 5:07:31 AM): explain
F (8/18/07 5:07:34 AM): which number again?
dan (8/18/07 5:07:37 AM): ok
dan (8/18/07 5:07:54 AM): i told you is N93
F (8/18/07 5:07:57 AM): yes
dan (8/18/07 5:07:59 AM): nokia
F (8/18/07 5:08:08 AM): i did not see anything about N93
F (8/18/07 5:08:17 AM): I saw an N95
F (8/18/07 5:08:53 AM): where can I find a N93?
dan (8/18/07 5:09:05 AM): is that one,the kind of mobile you will like to buy for me?
F (8/18/07 5:09:40 AM): where would i find this N93?
dan (8/18/07 5:10:02 AM): maybe is not available
dan (8/18/07 5:10:31 AM): but,you can buy the phone you see
dan (8/18/07 5:10:39 AM): thats no problem
F (8/18/07 5:11:05 AM): So the N95 is all right with you?
dan (8/18/07 5:11:18 AM): yes
dan (8/18/07 5:11:35 AM): when are you sending it?
F (8/18/07 5:11:40 AM): well, what about accessories?
dan (8/18/07 5:11:53 AM): but i would have like you to send it through DHL
dan (8/18/07 5:12:17 AM): an ear piece
dan (8/18/07 5:12:24 AM): momory card
dan (8/18/07 5:12:44 AM): and anyother you know i will like
F (8/18/07 5:13:19 AM): what kind of momory card?
dan (8/18/07 5:13:41 AM): anykind you like
dan (8/18/07 5:13:53 AM): your choice is mine
F (8/18/07 5:14:01 AM): what about a charger? will you need a charger?
dan (8/18/07 5:14:14 AM): yes
dan (8/18/07 5:14:21 AM): i almost forget
F (8/18/07 5:14:21 AM): what kind?
F (8/18/07 5:14:28 AM): will you need a car charger?
dan (8/18/07 5:15:08 AM): i dont have a car now,the one my friend sent me was stolen
F (8/18/07 5:15:20 AM): what!!!
F (8/18/07 5:15:27 AM): your car was stolen???
dan (8/18/07 5:15:31 AM): so just buy me any good type
dan (8/18/07 5:15:35 AM): yes
F (8/18/07 5:15:53 AM): tell me about that
dan (8/18/07 5:16:17 AM): it was at the wharf
F (8/18/07 5:16:22 AM): and?
dan (8/18/07 5:16:28 AM): they stole it
F (8/18/07 5:16:48 AM): who stole it?
dan (8/18/07 5:16:52 AM): and dont know how they got there fake document
dan (8/18/07 5:16:56 AM): i dont know
F (8/18/07 5:17:02 AM): what do the police say?
dan (8/18/07 5:17:48 AM): i dont have money i would have tell all the radio station and tv station including the police ( this is the second lad that has told me that he didn't report something to the police because the police would ask for money.)

dan (8/18/07 5:18:01 AM): but thats not a problem now
F (8/18/07 5:18:10 AM): why do you need money to tell the police?
dan (8/18/07 5:18:18 AM): by the grace of God i'll get it back
F (8/18/07 5:18:30 AM): i hope so
F (8/18/07 5:18:35 AM): what kind of car was it?
dan (8/18/07 5:18:42 AM): the nigerian police,you must use money
F (8/18/07 5:18:47 AM): really?
dan (8/18/07 5:18:55 AM): gmb sport car
dan (8/18/07 5:19:01 AM): yes
dan (8/18/07 5:19:27 AM): aston martins
F (8/18/07 5:19:53 AM): sounds nice, do you have a picture of it?
dan (8/18/07 5:20:22 AM): yes i do
F (8/18/07 5:20:36 AM): can you send it to me?
dan (8/18/07 5:20:55 AM): ok i send it
dan (8/18/07 5:21:35 AM): so you just buy me any charger
F (8/18/07 5:22:02 AM): well, if u don't have a car, you wouldn't want a car charger then right?
dan (8/18/07 5:22:20 AM): yes sweetheart
F (8/18/07 5:22:47 AM): well different countries have different kinds of electrical plugs
F (8/18/07 5:22:55 AM): how will i know which is the correct one?
dan (8/18/07 5:23:32 AM): just buy the kind you know i'll like
F (8/18/07 5:23:45 AM): what about face plates?
F (8/18/07 5:23:51 AM): how many do you like?
dan (8/18/07 5:24:03 AM): two
F (8/18/07 5:24:30 AM): only two?
dan (8/18/07 5:24:36 AM): yes
F (8/18/07 5:24:38 AM): i like to match them to my outfit
dan (8/18/07 5:25:03 AM): ok
F (8/18/07 5:25:36 AM): don't you like to match what you wear?
dan (8/18/07 5:25:56 AM): i'll like you to take many photos of you and put them in the phone so i can be using it as my screen saver
dan (8/18/07 5:26:05 AM): i love it
F (8/18/07 5:26:31 AM): you say the sweetest things
F (8/18/07 5:27:46 AM): so what colour face plates did you want?
dan (8/18/07 5:28:20 AM): i'll like blue
dan (8/18/07 5:28:39 AM): or ash colour
F (8/18/07 5:29:08 AM): did you want a blue ear piece as well?
dan (8/18/07 5:29:20 AM): yes
F (8/18/07 5:29:53 AM): what about a qwerty keyboard, do you think you would need one of those?
dan (8/18/07 5:30:30 AM): i dont think so but your wish is my command
dan (8/18/07 5:30:49 AM): but if want to get me one you free
F (8/18/07 5:30:54 AM): what about a case?
dan (8/18/07 5:31:11 AM): yes blue
F (8/18/07 5:31:32 AM): how will you carry it?
dan (8/18/07 5:32:13 AM): i'll carry it with care
F (8/18/07 5:32:41 AM): would you need a belt clip?
dan (8/18/07 5:33:04 AM): yes thats very caring of you really
F (8/18/07 5:33:28 AM): maybe you should go and investgate accessories
F (8/18/07 5:33:45 AM): and then we can make sure you have everything you need
dan (8/18/07 5:34:28 AM): no,you know everything i need to complete the accessories
dan (8/18/07 5:34:32 AM): just do it
dan (8/18/07 5:35:11 AM): just buy it to match
dan (8/18/07 5:35:17 AM): for me
F (8/18/07 5:35:33 AM): i'll try
dan (8/18/07 5:35:40 AM): ok
dan (8/18/07 5:36:15 AM): immediately you finish buying ,you send it through DHL
dan (8/18/07 5:36:22 AM): that my courier
dan (8/18/07 5:36:36 AM): my first choice in the world
F (8/18/07 5:36:46 AM): where shall i send it?
dan (8/18/07 5:37:01 AM): my address
F (8/18/07 5:37:20 AM): i don't have your address
dan (8/18/07 5:37:50 AM): edit address nigeria
dan (8/18/07 5:38:03 AM): thats my address
F (8/18/07 5:38:27 AM): there is no number code at the end?
dan (8/18/07 5:38:55 AM): 234
dan (8/18/07 5:39:26 AM): if you like but we dont normally use code
F (8/18/07 5:39:32 AM): does the 234 go at the begining or the end
F (8/18/07 5:39:42 AM): perhaps you should type it again completely
dan (8/18/07 5:40:13 AM): signifies the state,but i wont like you to use the code
F (8/18/07 5:41:12 AM): type it once more so i shall be sure that it is correct
dan (8/18/07 5:41:45 AM): is that ok?
dan (8/18/07 5:41:57 AM): ok
dan (8/18/07 5:42:19 AM): edit
dan (8/18/07 5:43:04 AM): edit
F (8/18/07 5:43:48 AM): that is everything?
F (8/18/07 5:43:57 AM): it will arrive to you with no problem?
dan (8/18/07 5:44:33 AM): yes sweetheart
F (8/18/07 5:44:48 AM): but what is your full name?
dan (8/18/07 5:45:08 AM): if you send it,u will send me the courier slip
dan (8/18/07 5:45:52 AM): full namean Dan
F (8/18/07 5:46:06 AM): do you have a middle name?
dan (8/18/07 5:46:17 AM): Dan
dan (8/18/07 5:46:27 AM): this is all the name i have
dan (8/18/07 5:46:42 AM): while the last one is my surname
F (8/18/07 5:46:51 AM): ok i guess that's everything i need

dan (8/18/07 5:47:14 AM): yes horny
F (8/18/07 5:47:26 AM): what???
F (8/18/07 5:47:35 AM): are you crazy?
F (8/18/07 5:47:40 AM): i have to go now
dan (8/18/07 5:47:51 AM): ok
dan (8/18/07 5:47:56 AM): love you
dan (8/18/07 5:48:37 AM): please if you send it,dont forget call me again so we talk
dan (8/18/07 5:48:56 AM): i love to hear your sweet voice again
dan (8/18/07 5:49:01 AM): kisses
dan (8/18/07 5:49:24 AM): have fun and be happy because life is beautiful
dan (8/18/07 5:49:34 AM): i love you
dan (8/18/07 5:50:24 AM): u are always in my mind and you are special and unique to me
dan (8/18/07 5:50:50 AM): i love you
dan (8/18/07 5:51:02 AM): kisses
dan (8/18/07 8:46:25 AM): lots of hugs and kisseshave fun i love you
dan (8/18/07 8:47:43 AM): dont forget call me
dan (8/18/07 8:47:51 AM): have to go now

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 8:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I like this most recent conversation best of all, redshoes17...gives some nice insight in lad thinking.

1. Is his mother now dead or not? And whom is he taking care of?
2. Do lads need to wash their own clothes? (I thought they were stinky ...)
3. He really does not care whether you send him an expensive N95 or some bush drums?
4. Maybe a cheaper cafe would help...what is its organisation? Is he getting some kind of chips to insert into a slot machine there, which are only valid for 7 days?
5. I havent quite gotten the point with the MU photo showing the three persons...
6. Clubbing starts for lads already in early afternoon on Saturdays?
7. He has to sneak away from home like Tom Sawyer because otherwise mom would get him more domestic work to do? HAHAHAHA!

Even if everything is a lie in this story it is nonetheless hilarious...impressing in a special way.

What Id like to know, does any one know a good street map of B3n1n C1ty? Googlemaps doesnt provide anything of use, and I have only found tourist sites.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 6:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Two emails from Dan and a chat. For some reason Dan sent F a picture of his stolen car. He couldn't be bothered to make a list of cell phone accessories, he just sent two pictures without even mentioning the model numbers. F will not be able to do any mobile shopping in London.

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dan (8/19/07 6:41:29 AM): hello sweetheart?
dan (8/19/07 6:41:36 AM): how are you today?
F (8/19/07 6:43:08 AM): what do you want?
dan (8/19/07 6:43:39 AM): please i dont understand
F (8/19/07 6:43:51 AM): what is it that you do not understand?
dan (8/19/07 6:44:18 AM): you said what do i want
F (8/19/07 6:45:31 AM): yes, why are you trying to chat with me, i don't like what you said yesterday
dan (8/19/07 6:46:10 AM): ok please sweetheart i'm sorry please
dan (8/19/07 6:46:28 AM): i don't know it will annoy you
dan (8/19/07 6:46:37 AM): i'm very very sorry
F (8/19/07 6:46:53 AM): what are you sorry for?
dan (8/19/07 6:47:24 AM): about what i said
dan (8/19/07 6:47:52 AM): i'm sorry please,i don't like hurting some one
F (8/19/07 6:48:19 AM): what do you mean you didn't know it would annoy you?
dan (8/19/07 6:48:20 AM): i need you to forgive me because i went to church today
F (8/19/07 6:48:29 AM): do you always go around telling women that?
dan (8/19/07 6:48:51 AM): no i don't]
dan (8/19/07 6:49:02 AM): i'm aq descent guy
F (8/19/07 6:49:25 AM): well i was very shocked
dan (8/19/07 6:49:52 AM): hope you have forgive me?
dan (8/19/07 6:52:01 AM): are u there?
F (8/19/07 6:52:03 AM): yes
F (8/19/07 6:52:18 AM): what else can we talk about?
dan (8/19/07 6:52:31 AM): many things
F (8/19/07 6:52:40 AM): why don't you tell me about your hobbies? Do you like to watch movies?
dan (8/19/07 6:52:52 AM): yes
dan (8/19/07 6:53:06 AM): and like playing soccer too
dan (8/19/07 6:53:13 AM): and dancing
dan (8/19/07 6:53:23 AM): music too
dan (8/19/07 6:53:31 AM): and table tennis
F (8/19/07 6:53:45 AM): yes, i know you like to play soccer
F (8/19/07 6:54:18 AM): what is a movie you have watched recently?
dan (8/19/07 6:55:08 AM): thriller movies,chineses films
dan (8/19/07 6:55:21 AM): and neggar movies
F (8/19/07 6:55:57 AM): neggar movies? what is that?
dan (8/19/07 6:56:52 AM): films america musical act
F (8/19/07 6:57:28 AM): can you name an example?
dan (8/19/07 6:57:46 AM): snoop doggy
dan (8/19/07 6:58:01 AM): the game
dan (8/19/07 6:58:05 AM): and other
dan (8/19/07 6:58:17 AM): others
F (8/19/07 6:58:24 AM): i see
dan (8/19/07 6:58:36 AM): ok
F (8/19/07 6:58:44 AM): do you like harry potter?
dan (8/19/07 6:58:54 AM): yes of course
dan (8/19/07 6:59:05 AM): and spiderman
F (8/19/07 6:59:43 AM): do you like to read?
dan (8/19/07 7:00:02 AM): very well
dan (8/19/07 7:00:19 AM): i love it
dan (8/19/07 7:00:27 AM): novel inparticular
F (8/19/07 7:00:44 AM): which novel in particular
dan (8/19/07 7:01:10 AM): hamlet and others
F (8/19/07 7:01:23 AM): ahh, classical literature
F (8/19/07 7:01:31 AM): have you read all of the harry potter books?
dan (8/19/07 7:01:33 AM): yes
dan (8/19/07 7:01:40 AM): no i have'nt
F (8/19/07 7:01:48 AM): read any of them?
dan (8/19/07 7:02:06 AM): ok
dan (8/19/07 7:02:38 AM): so sweetheart how about the mobiles?
F (8/19/07 7:02:49 AM): what about them?
dan (8/19/07 7:03:13 AM): do you still buy them yesterday?
F (8/19/07 7:03:41 AM): not yet
F (8/19/07 7:03:55 AM): i didn't think we were finished talking about the accessories
dan (8/19/07 7:04:31 AM): but at list you know the ones that will be good for me is'nt it?
F (8/19/07 7:05:19 AM): yes, please send me an email with the list of accessories that you want, ok?
F (8/19/07 7:05:25 AM): i am very busy today
dan (8/19/07 7:05:53 AM): doing what?
F (8/19/07 7:06:02 AM): getting ready to go to london
F (8/19/07 7:06:21 AM): you know that david is playing in london on wednesday?
dan (8/19/07 7:06:43 AM): no i did'nt know
F (8/19/07 7:07:04 AM): yes, we are all flying tonight to london
dan (8/19/07 7:07:11 AM): ok
F (8/19/07 7:08:00 AM): so if you email the list to me i can pick it up and maybe shop for the mobiles while i am there
dan (8/19/07 7:08:16 AM): so about accesories i don't have any idea just buy the phone and the ear piece and charger and other things needed
F (8/19/07 7:08:55 AM): ok, then please put that in the email with the colours, etc.
dan (8/19/07 7:09:05 AM): ok
dan (8/19/07 7:09:16 AM): whats the time there?
F (8/19/07 7:09:28 AM): 7:00 am
F (8/19/07 7:09:36 AM): what time is it there?
dan (8/19/07 7:09:57 AM): 2.30pm
dan (8/19/07 7:10:19 AM): are you missing me?
F (8/19/07 7:10:47 AM): 2:30?
dan (8/19/07 7:11:06 AM): yes
F (8/19/07 7:11:23 AM): yes
dan (8/19/07 7:11:34 AM): me too
F (8/19/07 7:11:47 AM): i need to get going now, have to finish packing for my trip
F (8/19/07 7:12:02 AM): send me the email okay?
dan (8/19/07 7:12:03 AM): ok
F (8/19/07 7:12:07 AM): bye for now
dan (8/19/07 7:12:09 AM): will u call me?
F (8/19/07 7:12:17 AM): call u?
F (8/19/07 7:12:22 AM): when?
dan (8/19/07 7:12:47 AM): as of the time u called that other day
F (8/19/07 7:12:58 AM): what time was that for U?
dan (8/19/07 7:13:19 AM): 9.20pm
dan (8/19/07 7:13:26 AM): at night here
F (8/19/07 7:13:27 AM): who answered the phone? That didn't sound like your mom.
dan (8/19/07 7:13:40 AM): no,it my mom (it was clearly a man who answered the phone)
F (8/19/07 7:14:18 AM): i'll try tomorrow, ok?
F (8/19/07 7:14:28 AM): today it will not be possible
dan (8/19/07 7:14:31 AM): yes
dan (8/19/07 7:14:34 AM): ok
F (8/19/07 7:15:05 AM): you really went to church today?
dan (8/19/07 7:15:26 AM): yes i did
dan (8/19/07 7:15:35 AM): i always go to church
F (8/19/07 7:15:40 AM): what was the message today
dan (8/19/07 7:16:05 AM): forgiveness
F (8/19/07 7:16:24 AM): good topic
dan (8/19/07 7:16:41 AM): thanks
F (8/19/07 7:17:09 AM): ok, i need to go so i can go to church too
dan (8/19/07 7:17:18 AM): ok
F (8/19/07 7:17:25 AM): bye then for now
dan (8/19/07 7:17:37 AM): don't worry i'll send you the picture of phone i need ok
dan (8/19/07 7:17:42 AM): love you
dan (8/19/07 7:17:56 AM): safe jorney keep well
F (8/19/07 7:18:27 AM): thank you for that, keep us in your prayers, david's ankle was very swollen after yesterdays game
F (8/19/07 7:18:29 AM): bye
dan (8/19/07 7:18:47 AM): have fun i love you



Quote:
Sweetheart,
Here is the car that was stolen.
Please sweetheart take care of your self ok and stay out of trouble i love you,
and always remember you are in my mind.have a nice time i love you.
lots of hugs and kisses from him that cares life is beautiful


Quote:
Hello Sweetheart,
These are the pictures of the phones and immediately you finish shopping you help me send it through DHL to my address.
incase you have lost it here is it

"address snipped"

i love you have fun and have a very fantastic trip to london life is beautiful

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 2:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

He keeps asking you to use DHL for a reason. He has had a string of bad luck concerning one courier service in particular. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 3:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Have you run him through Oxy's courier service yet? I imagine he's not going to be dealing with SP any time soon... but Oxygen Deprived runs an excellent courier service, guaranteed to annoy the hell out of your lad Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 4:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

But what I am to do if he cannot even come up with a list of the accessories or the model number of the phone? I think I should wait until Roy comes back. David may want to slap him, we have the time.

Red F hasn't actually agreed to do this yet. she is simply considering it at this point.

J I am leaving all options open until I hear from Roy. On the plane all night. We might have to go out to dinner, jet lag, etc. There is no problem in buying some time at this time. F may even go shopping with David's wife. Roy will call the next move.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 12:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He is short and to the point today:

Quote:
Ok ,
where is the bank slip and today is monday as you have said we need this bank slip so we can proceed today


I believe the last time he was sent phones via courier the package also contained a dildo, which caused a few problems.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 12:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Need help here with David information. F phoned Dan today. I did not manage to record it. After he asked ten times if F had gone shopping for the mobiles yet, he asked which stadium David was going to play at. He wanted to know why David was playing in England and who was going to be the opposing club.

F just told him she didn't really know much about soccer, she only came along on the trip because it was a chance for fun and shopping, but she would ask.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 1:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

On Wednesday is a match between England and Germany at the new Wembley stadium in London.

http://www.thefa.com/England/SeniorTeam/NewsAndFeatures/Postings/2007/07/EnglandGermany_report.htm
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 5:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks False Italian, usually I can lookup the headlines quite quickly and answer but I didn't realize I had mistyped and was searching for "beckam". On the phone you do not have the luxery of time.

F sent an offline message to Dan this morning to give him the info on the match. Dan responds with a series of off-line messages. He wants to talk to David urgently. Is someone baiting him as monica . He wants me to meet them.

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dan (8/21/2007 8:16:21 AM): i love you ok
dan (8/21/2007 8:16:54 AM): but i need u to get my mobiles i want to speak to you everytime
dan (8/21/2007 8:17:26 AM): hearing your voice everyday delight me soul and spirit that life is beautiful
dan (8/21/2007 8:17:30 AM): i love you ok
dan (8/21/2007 8:17:54 AM): but i'll like you to call me everytime ok
dan (8/21/2007 8:18:10 AM): have fun and extend my greetings to David
dan (8/21/2007 8:18:19 AM): i love u
dan (8/21/2007 9:22:57 AM): sweetheart please tell David to call me please,give him the number you use in calling me there's something urgent i want to discuss with him please ok thanks love u
dan (8/21/2007 9:23:31 AM): do you know and
dan (8/21/2007 9:23:55 AM): they are my friend i would have love to introduce them to u
dan (8/21/2007 9:24:02 AM): would you mind?
dan (8/21/2007 9:24:16 AM): i love you please u need to call me
dan (8/21/2007 9:24:42 AM): i want to hear your romantic and sweet voice everyday
dan (8/21/2007 9:24:48 AM): kisses

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 8:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm baiting him as . I wonder if he could mean me? As of yet I'm not traveling anywhere though. I'm just wire transfering him money to win my new bmw mercedes.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This is an offline message F left for Dan.

Quote:
F (8/22/07 3:11:23 AM): sorry, we keep missing each other. i saw your email. I can't tell anything from the picture of the mobiles. I need the model number. I remember it is a Nokia. Where is the list of accessories? How can I go shopping? Yesterday we had a wonderful day sightseeing.

F (8/22/07 3:13:32 AM): I cannot give David your message today. He is very busy getting ready for the match with Germany. Sorry but I do not know Monica Lewinsky or Jenna Jameson.


Here is this morning's chat.

Quote:
dan (8/22/07 5:07:24 AM): sweetheart
dan (8/22/07 5:07:33 AM): the model is N95
dan (8/22/07 5:08:08 AM): just go for the shopping buy anyone you know that i'll like you know what i'll like just buy it for ok
dan (8/22/07 5:08:24 AM): and please i need you to call me ok
dan (8/22/07 5:08:49 AM): just buy them the kind u know i'll like ok
dan (8/22/07 5:08:52 AM): i love u
dan (8/22/07 5:09:13 AM): have a nice day from him that cares
F (8/22/07 5:09:22 AM): hello
F (8/22/07 5:09:39 AM): just checking my email and i saw you
dan (8/22/07 5:09:49 AM): k
F (8/22/07 5:09:52 AM): why do i have to call?
dan (8/22/07 5:09:59 AM): so how are you doing today?
F (8/22/07 5:10:03 AM): good
dan (8/22/07 5:10:23 AM): i want to hear your romantic voice again
F (8/22/07 5:10:58 AM): you say such sweet things
dan (8/22/07 5:11:10 AM): yes dear
F (8/22/07 5:11:34 AM): so what are you doing today?
dan (8/22/07 5:12:16 AM): well i went to the shop to sell for my mom before checking my mail
F (8/22/07 5:12:33 AM): what did you sell for your mom?
dan (8/22/07 5:13:06 AM): i just helpme her,because no body to help her
F (8/22/07 5:13:17 AM): i see, what does she sell?
dan (8/22/07 5:14:50 AM): rice
F (8/22/07 5:15:07 AM): was the shop busy today?
dan (8/22/07 5:15:50 AM): not too much
dan (8/22/07 5:16:01 AM): as before
F (8/22/07 5:16:11 AM): does she sell anything besides rice?
dan (8/22/07 5:16:43 AM): she sell beans and plantain too
F (8/22/07 5:17:00 AM): which is most popular?
dan (8/22/07 5:17:24 AM): rice
F (8/22/07 5:17:39 AM): how do you fix the plantain?
dan (8/22/07 5:18:04 AM): we fry them
F (8/22/07 5:18:15 AM): do you season it?
dan (8/22/07 5:19:00 AM): for sure we do
F (8/22/07 5:19:07 AM): with what?
dan (8/22/07 5:19:19 AM): salt
F (8/22/07 5:19:35 AM): who are those people you were asking about?
dan (8/22/07 5:19:49 AM): my friends
dan (8/22/07 5:20:04 AM): don't you know monica lewinsky?
F (8/22/07 5:20:28 AM): i've heard of her certainly, but I do not know her personally
F (8/22/07 5:21:08 AM): how do you know her?
dan (8/22/07 5:21:34 AM): she is the formrer united states presidential staff
F (8/22/07 5:21:46 AM): yes, i know that
dan (8/22/07 5:21:54 AM): a friend gave me her email
F (8/22/07 5:22:06 AM): how nice for you
dan (8/22/07 5:22:35 AM): thanks
dan (8/22/07 5:22:49 AM): so sweetheart when are bring me phone?
F (8/22/07 5:23:13 AM): bring it to you?
F (8/22/07 5:23:18 AM): is that an invitation?
dan (8/22/07 5:23:29 AM): sending it i mean
F (8/22/07 5:23:44 AM): well, i have to go shopping first
F (8/22/07 5:23:52 AM): we've been very busy as you can imagine
dan (8/22/07 5:24:19 AM): no,just tell me the day you will send it
dan (8/22/07 5:24:30 AM): so i'll be expexting it
F (8/22/07 5:24:53 AM): of course i will, you'll be the first to know
dan (8/22/07 5:25:00 AM): and secondly seeing your picture on my screen saver will make me feel great
F (8/22/07 5:25:13 AM): there you go again with the sweet talk
dan (8/22/07 5:25:31 AM): yes sweetheart
F (8/22/07 5:25:34 AM): i have to go, victoria has finished her nap, maybe we will go shopping now
F (8/22/07 5:25:46 AM): great to chat with you
dan (8/22/07 5:25:51 AM): ok
F (8/22/07 5:25:52 AM): have a good rest of the day
dan (8/22/07 5:25:57 AM): i will be very happy
dan (8/22/07 5:26:04 AM): so when ar
F (8/22/07 5:26:08 AM): bye now
dan (8/22/07 5:26:15 AM): when is the match taking please
dan (8/22/07 5:26:26 AM): place
F (8/22/07 5:26:28 AM): tonight
F (8/22/07 5:26:34 AM): 8:00 pm
dan (8/22/07 5:26:40 AM): please you must call me before you sleep
dan (8/22/07 5:26:45 AM): please
dan (8/22/07 5:26:53 AM): ok
dan (8/22/07 5:27:14 AM): i want to hear your sweet voice again
F (8/22/07 5:27:29 AM): wembeley stadium
dan (8/22/07 5:27:37 AM): i miss you yesterday really
F (8/22/07 5:27:47 AM): i probably won't be able to call tonight
F (8/22/07 5:28:01 AM): it will be very late before we come back to the hotel
dan (8/22/07 5:28:02 AM): why?
F (8/22/07 5:28:16 AM): missed you too
F (8/22/07 5:28:24 AM): chat with you later
F (8/22/07 5:28:26 AM): bye now
dan (8/22/07 5:28:31 AM): no you must callme i want hear your voice tonight and sleep with it

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Safari Willy Accra to Abuja to Maiduguri
Safari Floyd Lagos to Abeche with reaper
Safari Dan Benin City to Lagos
Safari ARK Tamale to Kumasi
star Hello Kitty! Mortar x41
I don't need you alone for sex. w1l13

i was ashamed this money money was not in the system when we got there to cash it,it made me and my family lawyer look like little children Godwin

'because no one want your progress not every one want your goat to give birth to twins as the man who see tomorrow told me when i visit him in the shrine Godwin

i was rubbed by rubber last friday, they collectted all my money and my phones.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 2:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The English team lost and David's not happy. Is there somebody in Nigeria or nearby who can lift the Wembley Curse? Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh dear lord! I've got an interpol agent account gmail account that I sat up many moons ago to hassle this lad. I decided to check it today, and what do I find but the following:

Quote:
Hello Mr Tom (my interpol agents name is T0m J0nes),
how about my parcel i have a car that has been stolen and i want you to help me catch the person that stole my car if you can help me i'll get you paid,do you know Wayne Rooney old car thats the car i need you to help me God bless


I honestly think that this lad has brain damage. My agent sent him a pre-arrest form to fill out (the lad didn't do it) and threatened to violate him with his own dildo (long story on that one), and this is how he acts?

I think we need to coordinate on this lad. He honestly does think that he is corresponding with an interpol agent. Very Happy

Redshoes17, can you find out where he is now? An airport meet/further safari could be in order.

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