Potter Derrek, now stranded in Ghana

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Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

seventhc wrote:

I would tell him that the car can only be held for a few more day's, then it will start to incur charges, and ultimately will be returned to the shipper.

That's what I usually do with my couriers, they get 21 days to collect the goods, except it doesn't go back to the shipper, they only have a certain amount of time to collect a shipment, if they don't collect, it's classed as an abandoned shipment, at which point, we sell the goods at auction to recover the demurrage fees we pay all the time it was waiting to be collected.

Laughing

@ Roy, we can't crush it as it will go for auction, then again, if there is nobody willing to pay big bucks for it, we may just scrap it as in the photo Twisted Evil

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I sent Dan a reply from the couriers:

Quote:

Dear Sir/Madam,

Thank you for your email.

You keep asking questions, and all the questions you ask, you have asked me before, and they have been answered on more than one occasion, which you would see if you read my previous emails. As you have been told previously, there are no demurrage fees for you to pay, all storage fees are paid for by my company, there are no fees for you to pay at this point in time.

As you should also be aware, shipped goods are only stored for a certain amount of time, which is 21 days, your car was offloaded at the Tin Can island docks on May 29th 2007, so you only have 21 days from the date of offloading to collect your car, that means that June 19th is the 21st day of storage, if you do not collect your car by June 19th, without giving good reason why you have not collected it, then the car will be sold at auction to recover demurrage fees of $2000 per days for 21 days = $42,000 in total.

As per your latest email, you state that you intend to collect your car in 2 days time, as you have notified us of this, there will be no demurrage fees to pay, but if you do not collect your car in 2 days time, as stated by yourself, the car will be sold to recover the demurrage storage fees of $42,000 that we have paid for the 21 days that you never collected the car within.

As has also been pointed out to you in my previous emails, we do not have an office at Tin Can island, we are simply freight forwarders, we deliver to the port only, where the shipment is then placed in storage by the dock master, please remember, we received an email from the person who sent you the car, they have sent us a photo of you for identification purposes, which has been passed on to the dock master, and the sender requested that the car can only be released to the person in the photo, I attached your photo in my last email to you.

It goes without saying that, if someone other than you tries to collect the car, it will not be released to them, only the person in the photo can collect it, which is you. You will also need to bring your security code number of "xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx" with you, the car will not be relaeased without it.

Yours Sincerely,

Cxxxxx Mxxxxx.

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

Dam has replied Very Happy

:

Quote:

Ok Sir,
I'll be going to Lagos tomorow but i dont think i get to Tin Can Island by tomorrow but i'll collect it any time from now

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 3:42 pm

loads of whiney 'please get in touch' emails from Dan, I decided to encourage him with a reply, then disappear again. Twisted Evil

Quote:

Dad i think maybe you not at home now Dad i need your fast response about what i told you please.
And Do you know Snoop Doggy

I forgot about this when i replied, never mind, I can bait him as Snoop DD later. I have previously baited him as Roy's friend, porn director Vict0r M3ldrew, who is bound to know Snoop. Dan will get a shock when Snoop sends him a kilo of finest Colombian, via SP's couriers, of course.

Get that gold safari hat ready:

Quote:

Dad,
please i'll be travelling tomorow to lagos tomorow so i'm getting set to go and pickup the car
From your son,
Dan

Quote:

Hi Dan,

Sorry I haven't been in touch, I was out in Madrid clubbing all noight
with Posh, Becks, Tom Cruise & his wife Katie.

I am in Madrid airport at the moment, using the first class lounge
internet connection to check my mail. I am travelling to Las Vegas to
watch the Ricky Hatton fight.

I'm surprised you haven't been to collect your car yet, they won't
keep it forever, you know.

Have a good trip to Lagos, don't forget you need to see the
harbourmaster IN PERSON - he has your photo, to make sure nobody
steals your car. By the time you read this I may be on the plane, so
have a good trip.

Roy Cr0pper

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 5:05 pm

Meanwhile, Dan has been writing to his new best friend , David Beckh4m:

Quote:

Hello David,
How are you today hope you re doing fine please David how about the advertisement i made for the Blagging Scum company hope is fine and please David you know you told me you re going to help me accredit my account with the money the agent agree in the advertisement so please david please help me accredit my account the person i collected the money from is disturbing me please David,i know you said that i should not ask you for money again please just the advertisement money please David dont be annould with me Ok.
Thanks From Dan Your Best Cheer,extend my greetings to your Family.
and please david i'm looking for single girl please can you help me find one please.

Quote:

I can't help with the money, Dan, after I got cross over the Lottery scam you sent me, I rang the agent, who had the poster changed for one of Victoria, and cancelled the contract. He was very cross with me, as
well as you, so that's that I'm afraid.

Now you want a girlfriend? I could put you in touch with Victoria's
friend, ******** she is a nun, but very hot. I attach her picture, her email is [email protected]

I was out with Mr Cropper last night in Madrid, he tells me he has
sent you one of Wayne's old cars. You are a very lucky young man, a
is worth a fortune these days.

David

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Mod Edit: Full requote of previous post removed because we can see it ^^^^

Anything new on Dan? He is my favorite Lad by miles... I can just see him accusing the harbormaster of steeling daddys car...

Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:53 am

Dan has been missing since last Tuesday - he seems to have gone to Lagos. I hope he took enough money to get home by bus.

A newspaper article has been prepared for his return, thanks Housefly.

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=114782

Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 10:55 pm

Dan has now been missing since 19 June, when he went to Lagos to pick up his Ast0n.

If he wont answer emails from Posh and Becks, he hasn't been in his mailbox.

I wonder if the port police took a dim view of his forged logbook and SP's bill of lading for the Ast0n aboard the SS Shiver. They nicked my seamugu Austine for a while, just for shouting 'Hallelujag0bble!' at passing ships. Razz

Either that or he's too poor for internet time just now. At least he wont be doing his lotto scam.

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

Strange isn't it, not sent me any emails either since he said he was going to the port, I do hope he is ok Laughing

, then again, we will probably get an email from the dozy twat next week, he will say he hasn't left yet, because he can't find his coat, been wandering round his room looking for it since the 19th Laughing

Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 3:21 pm

/\/\ You were right, SP, the old 'been to a funeral' excuse. Rolling Eyes

Quote:

Hello Dad,
Well i know you will be very angry with me for not going to pickup the car since is just that i lost my friend si i went for the burial ceremony is since i was so tight and please Dad you know i told you i need some fund and please i need you to send me wayne rooney and cristiano ronaldo mobile or phone number and you please tell them i'll contact them so that when i call i'll not be familiar to them i told you that i'm coming to England to come and start the premiership in august Dad you did'nt do anything and please Dad send me the picture of you in your sitting room and the picture of you and ronaldo and rooney too.

Quote:

Dear Dan,

You really are the limit. If you didn't pick that car up, I'm afraid I
have bad news for you - someone else did - please see the attached
article from a Nigerian newspaper that was posted on one of Wanye's
fan sites - he was glad that you had got the car OK.

It looks like someone stole it when they realised that you weren't
coming for it. Your loss, I'm afraid. Dan it cost me a lot of money to
send that car, don't bother asking me for stuff in the future.

I am very disappointed in you.

Roy

Housefly did this article for me. If its too small to read there is a link to his post in the help section, somewhere above.

Hopefully, being robbed of something worth millions, should provoke some kind of reaction from Dan.

Meanwhile, he is pestering the Beckhams again. Doesn't want much, does he?

Quote:

Hello David,
Well i know you re very angry with me for not mailing you since is just that i was too tight and i dont have chance David and i'm very broke and i'll like you to help me tell victoria to please help me get in touch with snoop dogg and Akon and please David i need you to help me tell her to contact me but i'll contact him too and David how is everybody hope they are fine too and please can you please send me tom cruise email address please and please David dont be annould with me that i did'nt mail you since but please David i need you to help me out i want you to help me tell the nokia company to supply me phones and when i finish selling i'll send them the money through you please David i need this bussiness to be done before next week and please extend my greetings to your family.
and please David i need an american girl
God bless from your dearest friend Daniel

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

Thought as much, Roy, he mailed me today as well, says about the funeral and he will collect the car on his way back from the funeral:

Quote:

Dear sir,

I know you will be very angry with me that i could'nt come to collect my car as i promise is just that i lost my friend i we went for the burial ceremony so please we are not still done with it is remaining the thanks giving at the church so please before the end of this week we will be done with it and when i'm going back to Edostate sir i'll just branch to TIN CAN for the claims of my car and please hope i'll not pay any dumorage because where i went we spent alot money in the burial ceremony so i'll be empty when coming i hope i'll not pay any dumorage .
thanks for your patient God bless

Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 6:42 pm

I had prepared the email, but not sent it - I'll hold on to see if he does go to Tin Can Island after all, I can still send the cutting when he returns. Meanwhile, he has written to my randy nun, who has sent him an obscene picture of 'herself' with her reply.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

I hate this lad. I mean, I really really hate this lad. This lad is like Lucy holding the football. He keeps promising travel, then suddenly something comes up, and he's back to begging and pleading for money.

I really despise this lad.

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

^^^^^ Yeah, he's a twat and I hate him Evil or Very Mad

Sent him a reply:

Quote:

Dear Sir/Madam,

Whether you pick the car up, or not, is completely up to you, but if you do not collect the car soon, it will be put up for sale at public auction to recover the demurrage storage fees we are paying for it to be stored.

At this point in time, there are no demurrage fees for you to pay, but you need to collect the car no later than July 20th, if you fail to collect your car by that date, it will be classed as an abandoned shipment, and you will lose any rights to the car, it will be sold at public auction to the highest bidder.

I suggest that you contact me as soon as possible with a firm date on which you will be collecting the car.

Yours Sincerely,

Cxxxxx Mxxxxx

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 2:32 pm

Idiot boy, he seems to respond to all my characters at once, when he has enough Naira for cafe time. Now he wisges he'd taken up all the jobs I fixed up for him - stuntman, porn star, footballer etc. Now he wants me to do the same for his cousin. sorry, I only bait known scammers, not their relations. Rolling Eyes

Quote:

Dad,
how are you doing sorry for the stress you are going through .i have took time to really think about what u said to me about me becoming a man and working for it and i really think you have a point there so i want to step up and become what u want me to be so i can also make it.so i thought about the offers you gave to me the other time and i made some decisions about it but the problem is that i have a cousin i will love you to help.He is a man united fan and would love to be in the youth team,then about your friend that has a porn organisation would he still be interested in meeting girls from here.but as for me if you have any job offer for me i would be glad to listen to it and make do with it.love to hear from you soon and do take good care of yourself also want to use this oppournity to say a big thank you for all you have done for me i do appreciate it.
And Dad you know i have ever told you i'm coming to UK Dad you have to do something about it i need to change my life style including my change of environment please Dad just this last chance i need from you.
i love you too much dad because you too caring,
from your son,
Dan

Quote:

I'm sorry dan,

I cant help your relatives, I'm not social services. How about I end global warming and hunger, while I'm at it?

Dan, you can only be a footballer if you go to Abuja for a trial, but you can't even be bothered to do that. You didnt want to bother being a porn star or a stuntman either. I dont want to go through all the same grief with your relatives.

If you want one of those carreers, though, its not too late.

Roy

My nun is getting mail from Dan after money and a girlfriend (she was passed on to him by the brckhams), also he is pestering her for the money she previously sent his alter ego, potter derrek the lotto lad, via SP's couriers. So many coincidences, and still he doesn't twig. Razz

He tried to tap her for money and Nokias. She sent him an obscene picture of a tart dressed as a nun.

Quote:

Hi dan,

Nuns don't have money, or mobile phones,you silly thing. I am in a
mission in Ghana right now, on a job for my church at their mission
here. can you come and see me?

How do you know David Beckham? He found me selling myself on the
sunset Strip, and saved me by taking me to the Church.

I do have my digital camera though. Did you like my photo? I'll send
another if you want. send me one of you, I'll put it under my pillow
so the Mother Superior doesn't find it.

Love and XXXXXXXX

Quote:

Hello Anna,
Look if you can't help me this time and this little help i need from you that means you dont love me if you can do this thing i want you to do for me i'll travel to Ghana and come and meet you if only you can do this thing for me. and immediately you comply with me i'll tell me Dad i have find a girl of choice not that i dont have money but is just to know whether you love me.
just like three N93 and 5,000USD if you can do this that means i'll ready to die for you just because of love and i need your urgent reply i'll be living to my Dad place immediately i hear any good reply from you now i'll be going i want something you need to do to prove it that you love me not a carnal love i need real love Shocked

and that's this things i need you to do if you can do it i'm ready to do anything for you,just you only.
From your dearest love dan,lots of hugs and kisses.
i need this prove,

Quote:

No dan,

You want to love me for money, that's what I ran away from to become a
nun, only the men used to give it to me.

You can come to Ghana, but I dont have money to give anyone. I stole
some money and sent it away, (this is the money I sent potter, just backing up mu story) the Church has never forgiven me. sorry,

what's wrong with carnal love? don't you fancy me?

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

A reply from Dan to the couriers, more questions like he always asks:

Quote:

i am aware of what u said and that u have tried ur best but the problem is that which particular habour master will i meet and where in tincan in particular and also i need his name for easy access and identification thanks for all u have done and i would be glad if i can get this data ASAP so as to go and colect it now
regards,
dan

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 5:58 pm

/\/\ Always questions, smeshtions. Rolling Eyes

tell him to go to the port police first, they will direct him to the correct harbourmaster for Mxxxxx Couriers. He will need the car logbook, which he has, and the Bill of lading. Showing these documents to the Police should be 100%risky free. Wink

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:07 pm

Make of this what you will, but it sounds as if he has been to Lagos harbour. Razz

He's not keen on going back on Monday though.

Quote:

Dad,
Ok there no problem about that.
Dad can you believe that the courier company was kidding me telling me to go and meet the harbour master when i got there i did'nt see him and it was so stressful and they told me that he has live the country he is not in nigeria now that he will be coming on monday so dad i want you to help me tell the courier that without then giving me the person name i'll meet and mobile number i'm not going there, when we got there that was what they where telling me to give them they number so they call the person for me as i could'nt give them they now started insulting me before they now showed me the office and the man was not there, the one we saw was just newly elected two days back so we could'nt talk anything with him.
Dad tell the courier to stop kidding me i dont like it .Stop it at once, SP!
and Dad this will be the last time of me asking you money please,i need some money to pay up my port bribes is too big and i need money to pay up my passport bill please dad,i have only pay N10,000 is remaining N10,000.
and how is everything going in tevez signing hope it going smooth.
please extend my greetings to Wayne and Cristiano.
FRom your son,
Dan

Sounds like they are still trying to extract a bribe from Dan, even though the Port Authorities must know that the whole thing is a sham. When he gives up, I can send him the press cutting, no doubt that is the missing harbourmaster leaning against his DB5.

Just to cap it all, Dan wants to go to Ghana to visit Anna, he doesn't know yet that she lives in a remote hippo sanctuary. Twisted Evil

Quote:

Hello Dear,
So how are you today?
Hope fine,so Anna how is your body today hope you feeling kool alnight without you was like to wasted time so Anna how can i come to Ghana to see you now i dont have your address and nothing and please send me your picture again, when you not wearing a nuns cloth want to know how beautiful you are.
From your dearest love,
Dan

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

He also sent the couriers an email about the harbour master Very Happy

:

Quote:

Dear sir,
How are you today hope you doing fine.

Well i thought it was so easy the way you was telling me to go to TIN CAN to pickup my car i went there,you told me to meet the harbour master but he was not there he travelled and a new harbour master was there that resume work two days ago,and as we where asking for old one they said that he travelled out of the country.

So manager i think you where just kidding us because i dont like to be insulted, you told us to just go there and show him which is the habour master the security no. and he will give me the car but on getting there today,i learnt that he has travelled and a new one is already there so i think the best thing is to tell us the name of the exact person to meet and if possible the name and number which will be very helpful to us now because like you said july 20th is the last day and i will want to collect my car before that time.sorry for the inconviniences but all the same thanks for your help.please i would like to get the data before next week so i can get across to him.
Regards
Dan

I have not yet replied to his email from yesterday, now this one arrives, I might send him a reply later, or maybe tomorrow.

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:49 pm

/\/\ maybe the harbourmaster knows a Million Dollar car when he sees one, and took early retirement, along with Dan's Aston.

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 4:47 pm

Randy nun to stupid boy:

Quote:

Hi baby,

Nice to get your mail, please let me see what you look like. I have
photos of myself, but not digital ones, and I have no scanner, but
I'll see what I can do. The pic I sent you before was taken by my
ex-boyfriend, who turned out to be a very bad man.

I am in the mission at W3chiau, Wa Province, Ghana. You can get a bus
to Wa from the lorry park in Accra, then use a tro tro to get out
here. I'll get full directions if you are serious about coming.

I hope you can come, I need a proper man.

Love and XXXX

Posh and Becks have sent him the email of an american girlfriend for dan, it happens to be redshoes17's....

Quote:

Hi again Dan,

We've just got in today back to the house in LA, so we're both very
tired. What with Granny Clampett next door keeping us awake all night
shooting possums, and our other neighbours Tom and Katie trying to
convert us into Scientologists (I dont know why, I was never good at
science), we are totally shattered.

Glad you are getting on with Anna, she's a good laugh, though she is
also a bit of a slag for a nun, watch yourself she'll have your pants
off you in no time! Victoria won't let her anywhere near me,
especially after all that unpleasantness with Rebecca Loos and the
pig.

I found you an American girl like you asked, she is called Fxxxxx
Wxxxxx, and is a friend of Victoria's. Her email is
xxxxxxx@yyyyy . Good luck!

Mod edit - edited to xxxxx out RedShoes baiting name - SP

I must go, the houseboy tells me that Mr Cr0pper is ringing me from
South America.

All the best,

David & Victoria

Lots of frantic emails to the Beckham's:

Quote:

Hello David,
So how are you today hope you doing fine?
please i want you to send me Roy Cr0pper mobile
number and please call him and tell him that the port
bribes was too much i can afford the money that he
should please send just $5,000USD please tell him i
need to clear the car because as it stays there the
port bribes is getting higher everyday and please tell
him that if he want to send the money he should send
it through UBA and send me the details.
and please tell him that i need to clear the car
before the courier auction my out.
Thanks from your friend,
Dan

Quote:

David,
Thanks and i appreciate and i have mailed her i
hope you'll reply me and what kind of job is she doing (Redshoes?)
and please send her one of my picture with you,and
please tell Roy cr0pper that he should please send
the money fast so i can go and collect my car before
it will be auction.
Thanks David and please do you have any credit Card. Shocked

and please extend my greeting to victoria and the
family and please extend my greetings to Roy and dont
forget please send me his mobile line and your too.
From your dearest friend,
Dan your best cheer

Like DB is going to give Dan his credit card details. Sheesh! Rolling Eyes

He's also said that if I want any more adverts doing, he's the man. I must think of something dangerous for him to try. Fire eating springs to mind...

EDIT: confirmation that he has safari'd to Lagos, his usual address is Benin City:

Quote:

WHOIS - 41.204.224.25
Location: Nigeria (high) [City: ]
address: Direct On PC Ltd
Plot B,
Block 1,
Ilupeju Industrial Avenue,
Ilupeju,
Lagos

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

His first contact to my character. She has told him that she needs to get to know him before she gives him any of that information and wants a chat.

Quote:

Hi,
I'm Daniel from nigeria i told David that i need a
girl friend so he now told me to contact you so how
are doing today hope you are fine i'm searching for a
very responsible and respectful girl too and i live in
africa too,and i'm single and a nice guy too.
So please i'll like you to send me your picture and
you tell David to give you my.
So how is America hope you're doing very fine
because i cares too much.
I'll like to have your mobile number,your address,your
occupation and other details about you.
From your dearest love,
Dan
Your best Cheer,lots of hugs and kisses

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 03 Jun 2007 Posts: 4

r u guys for real??? this sort of seems as fake as the scam itself

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

^^^^^ What seems fake Confused

@ Roy, shall we now tell him that the car has been collected, what do you reckon? Seems no point having him go to Tin Can island, now that he already seems to be in Lagos, I'll wait until I hear from you and then the couriers will mail him, any particular name you want to use for the person who collected the car?

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 11:51 pm

Quote:

r u guys for real??? this sort of seems as fake as the scam itself

The doubts that plagued the Three Years Safari thread have resurfaced...

Seventhc, we don't invent the baits. These exchanges actually happened. Deal with it.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

Can someone please edit roy's post above to mask my character's name? I have another bait going right now with her.

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