Potter Derrek, now stranded in Ghana

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Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 10:32 am

That did the trick. My 'Green Card' account received this 3 times in 20 minutes:

Quote:

Please delete my name from the TERRORIST GROUP first i will send you the thing you want just delete my name from the book ok.
Thanks From Dan

Quote:

Dear Sir,

Your name is not on the terrorist list, according to my records you are
on the 'stop' list, because, in the absence of a retina scan, you have
refused to provide the alternative face print.

as you have previously been notified, you need to tape over your eyes,
and press your face into a scanner set to HIGH RESOLUTION. Keep your
mouth open and your tongue out. Razz

This method provides a tongue and dental record which can be checked at your entry point into the USA.

On receipt of your scan you will be removed from the Stop List.

USIS

He also had a whine to Roy:

Quote:

Dad,
Please i don't understand this the filmstar recruit dept went to the embassy to prepare my passport they told him that i cannot enter the US that i am a terrorist please Dad i need you to do something about it you must help me please Dad.
From Dan

Quote:

Dear Dan,

Sorry, i have no idea what you are talking about. What can I do in the UK?

Roy

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

Dan had a bad day.

I don't think he is up for the public humiliation of scanning his face in a cafe. I did my best to encourage him. Anything I should tell him the next time we chat? I could call him and tell him to get this scan done.

Quote:

dan: hi
F: hello
F: how is your day?
dan: is very bad
F: why is that?
dan: the filmcompany went to the embassy to prepare my passport getting there it was a bad news
F: what bad news?
dan: the i am among the stop list
F: how did that happen?
dan: i don't can't tell it
F: is there anything you can do?
dan: i don't really know
dan: but i believe you can help
F: how can I help\
dan: i don't know really
F: please tell me how i can help you
dan: i can't reall tell
dan: but can't you do that in the embassy?
F: do what in the embassy?
dan: tell them that i am your husband that i'm not a terrorist,that you want to see me
F: how would i prove that you are my husband
F: you would have to have a certificate that says so
dan: but you can find one way or the other to help pls
F: let me make some phone calls today
dan: yes thanks please
F: maybe i shouldn't
dan: i need you to help me pls
F: if they think u are a terrorist and I am trying to help you, what will they think about me?
dan: i have no idea,but at list you may have what to say to convince them
F: have you talked to David about this?
dan: yes
dan: but i need you to help too
F: tell me how I can prove that you are my husband
dan: you know what to say to convince them
F: no, they will want paperwork
F: they won't just take my word for it
dan: ok don't you have other idea?
F: no, i never knew anyone who was accused of being a terrorist before
dan: don't you know the immigration office?
F: no, i don't know any one at the immigration office
F: do you have a name for someone at that office?
dan: no is the same name
dan: D A (he is so dumb)
F: that's your name
dan: yes
F: what is the name of the person in the immigration office?
dan:
dan: pls sweetheart try your best please
F: do you have a phone number for her?
dan: no
dan: is only David that has the number
F: what about an email address?
dan: "US Immigration Dept"
F: well, i will try but i don't know anything about this
dan: just try
F: first i will ask david
dan: k
F: because i don't want anyone thinking I am a terrorist
dan: no
dan: not a terrorist really
dan: but among the stoplist
F: what did you do to get on that list?
dan: they said that i must scan my face and send it tothem
F: well, why can't you do that?
dan: i don't have a scanner
dan: and no where i can do that in anycafe
F: why not?
F: I don't understand
dan: i should scan my face and send to them
F: is that what they want you to do?
dan: yes
F: then why won't you do it
dan: i don't have a computer or even a scanner
F: don't they have scanners at the cafe?
dan: they won't allow it
F: i don't think you are the man i thought you were, if you cannot solve a problem as simple as this, i even tried to phone you yesterday
dan: ok

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

He keeps asking my Interp0l officer if his damn car can be sent to the U.S.. That seems to be all he is concerned about.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

He did not like having his manhood questioned.

Quote:

F: how dare you say that i disappointed you
F: you disappointed me
dan: i could'nt believe on the word i heard from you
F: what word?
dan: THAT I AM NOT THE MAN YOU THINK I AM
F: i'm just saying a real man would not let such a small problem stand in the way of a life time opportunity
dan: k
dan: but the problem is that i don't have a laptop or even a scanner
F: don't you have a friend that can help you out?
dan: none
F: then you will just have to do it at the cafe
dan: i can't do it k
F: why not???
F: how will you come to me?
dan: how can i put my head inside the scanner is that madness
dan: i will do it other way
F: what other way?
F: is there another way?
dan: i'll make other birth certificate with other name
F: you mean forge a birth certificate?
dan: no
F: what other name are you talking about
dan: i don't tell people my other names
F: you have other names?
dan: yes
F: you want me to be your wife and now you are telling me you have a secret name?
dan: no i don't i am in a deep shit now
dan: thats not the problem now
F: what can be worse than hiding your real name from your wife
dan: if you're my partner you must do something great for me now
F: what's that?
dan: i don't know making other one will cost me other money
dan: well no problem k
F: what's the problem?
dan: no problem i don't like shearing probs with people
dan: i am really devastated now
F: if you don't want to talk about it there is nothing i can do
dan: really?
dan: it's really great k,don't burder your self k
F: if you don't tell me the problem how can i help you
dan: do you know any restaurant?
F: sure
dan: you can't help me now
dan: yes
dan: i need to recruit my mom in any restaurant
dan: i there anyway you can help?
F: you mean you want to find your mom a job in a restaurant?
dan: yes
dan: do you know any?
F: sorry, not in Benin
dan: yes
dan: in LA or anywhere
F: i've never been to Benin
F: how would i know a restaurant there?
dan: because you live there
F: i dont live in benin
dan: so you mean you don't know any?
dan: in LA
F: do you mean your mom wants to live in LA?
dan: yeah
F: why?
dan: she says that she want to work abroad
dan: because she is a good caterer
dan: pls i'll be living now my time is off
dan: k

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 5:41 pm

@Redshoes, congrats on your sudden engagement!

@ JayhawkYou could send his car there now, then crush it when he doesn't turn up.

Dan is being a right pain in the ass trying to get out of his face scan.
My Green card box has had 6 emails from him today, demanding to be taken off the stoplist.

Quote:

i did'nt said that i will not send it i promise you that i will send
> it,but i want you to delete my name from the stop list because i am not a
> terrorist.

Quote:

WHEN YOU SEND THE IDENTITY SCAN YOU WILL BE REMOVED FROM THE LIST, NOT BEFORE.
>
> DON'T ASK AGAIN.

Likewise David got it too.

Quote:

Hello David,
how are you today i hope you are doing fine.
Please David i need your help,you need to call the immigration officer and tell her i'm not a terrorist please and tell her to delete my name from the TERRORIST GROUP list please David please i beg you.

Quote:

Dear Dan,

I am a bloody footballer, not a diplomat. How can I take you off am
immigration list?

sometimes, you have to sort things out for yourself.

David

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

Thanks for the congrats Roy.

I am so horrible with technology. I missed recording a very good telephone conversation with him, I thought it was recording but it wasn't.

So I called him back here. http://media.putfile.com/dan-9-14-07

In the conversation I didn't get recorded he complained about scanning his face in a cafe. That was so funny I had to mute the microphone because I was laughing. It's clear the embarrassment factor is too much. His plan is getting another birth certificate with a different name. I'm not too sure how this works but he plans to do it tomorrow.

I also tried to ask him how much he wanted to come to the US. He kept saying in two weeks. I worded the question four different ways and all I got from him was "two weeks".

He wants help finding his mom a job at a restaurant in LA. She is a very good cook and baker, and she has a passport. His mom wants to come to the US very much. She doesn't mind leaving behind four young children with her sister. So does someone want to be a restaurant owner and start working on getting documents from mom too?

This phone call comes to an abrupt end when the sound quit completely and i ended the call. It turned out that I had accidently removed the headset plug from my computer with my foot.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Roy, that car has got more adventures ahead of it before it becomes scrap. As soon as he returns the security forms the car will be immediately transported to Washington D.C., per his request. Then, when the whole D.C. thing doesn't work out and he pleads for the car to be sent to him in Benin, Interpol will comply, using a less than reputable courier service.

Lather, rinse repeat.

Redshoes and Roy, great job on Dan! My Interpol agent only received the following short, but sweet email:

Quote:

OK I WILL KNOW WHERE YOU SEND IT TO NOW JUST WAIT I AM HAVING SOME PROBLEMS

As soon as he completes the forms do you want me to have him send me his anti-terrorist certificate?

*** BANNED *** Joined: 10 Jan 2004 Posts: 3779

Don't crush that beautiful car please! I know a wealthy German prelate who'd buy it at the auction for a good price.

Jayhawk wrote:

Lather, rinse repeat.

Oh yes.

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 12:07 pm

After sending the "Bin Laden" message, I had to rush to work. I checked my mail on the coffee break and noticed Dan has sent me four mails in a row.

Quote:

i am not a terrorist please what is going on please tell them that i am not a terrorist please i don't understand this i have never done anything bad in my life please tell them to delete my name from the terrorist group please.
From Dan

Quote:

No friend i don't understand this how can this be you must do something about it please i have never been to US neither been a terrorist please you need to help me i don't understand this please.
From Dan

Quote:

Please friend you must help me i don't understand this.

Quote:

If you can't help me out of this i will just go and kill my self i promise you i don't understand what the fuck is going on.

Then, after a while another message...

Quote:

Hello Friend,
hello friend since is that way can't you help me reprocess it again and chane my name? from ,
i hope this will be very convinient please i don't want to loose this opportunity.
Just reprint it and change the name only and reprocess it again please.
i hope this will be the best way?
From Dan
i mailed the immigration office and they where saying nonesense please tell me which is better but if you there is something you can do about the first one i could be better,but i don't understand this thing you are saying,that me been stop from entering US.
From Daniel

And then another...

Quote:

Ok fine,
Friend,what if i send you another birth certificate but the name will be change and another passport will be use is that ok?
but i am not a terrorist please get back to me as fast as possible so that i make arrangement and send it by tommorow please.
get back to me as fast as possible the name i will be using is that's my other name i have four names so this is the other one,but i have to apologies for the inconviniences i believe is the work of the devil,but God has already defitted him.
From

Also two other messages asking why he isn't receiving any mail from me and so on.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Quote:

If you can't help me out of this i will just go and kill my self i promise you i don't understand what the fuck is going on.

Sounds to me like he's a suicide bomber. I wouldn't give him the certificate.

He doesn't know this yet, but Interp0l will require that certificate before he can pick up his car. Very Happy

Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 6:38 pm

The green card people haven't hear from him, he wont get away with another identity, besides, the money is in the bank in his real name, has he thought of that?

He had a moan at Roy:

Quote:

Hello Dad,
Well i be preparing to come to Uk next week immediately i finsih getting my other passport i hope you can pay for my flight?because i am very devastated now Dad and you send me a Visa Too i await your fast response From him that cares Dan

Result:

Quote:

I cant send you a Visa , Dan, I'm not the Home Office you know.

Get a visa and passport, then we'll sort out who's paying for the ticket.

Roy

The bank heard from him too:

Quote:

Dear Sir,
Please can you please transfer some little money to my friend,he need some money i want to help him out of some troubles please get back to me so i give you his account number and details.

No joy there either:

Quote:

Dear Mr Adigwe,

As we have already told you, I can only activate your account when I
have met you in person, and you have proved your identity to me. Until
then the account is frozen, sorry.

,
Account Manager.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

I'll just summarize Dan's chat from yesterday. He says he has an ordinary passport, but it apparently isn't what he needs to leave the country.

He tells me that today, yesterday, was his mom's birthday and wants to know what I am sending her as a gift.

He wanted to know if I knew how to play "Who wants to be a millionaire?" I don't know where that question came from, he said he was watching it on television.

He then attempted several times to send me a file through YIM, but couldn't do it. Then he swore me to secrecy but I have no idea as to what I am supposed to keep secret.

He signed out without saying good bye and suddenly I had a new YIM friend.

Quote:

F (9/15/07 4:13:23 AM): hello
emmy (9/15/07 4:13:31 AM): hello
emmy (9/15/07 4:13:37 AM): well i ma name is tomas
emmy (9/15/07 4:13:40 AM): and u ?
emmy (9/15/07 4:13:51 AM): if you do not mind i will like you to be my friends
F (9/15/07 4:14:01 AM): how do you know me?
emmy (9/15/07 4:14:22 AM): well i am doing some resarch
emmy (9/15/07 4:14:31 AM): so i saw your contact
F (9/15/07 4:14:43 AM): where?
emmy (9/15/07 4:14:59 AM): on teh internet
F (9/15/07 4:15:20 AM): where on the internet?
emmy (9/15/07 4:15:38 AM): well it have been a lone time
emmy (9/15/07 4:15:46 AM): before i leave for london
emmy (9/15/07 4:15:50 AM): so how are you doing
F (9/15/07 4:16:10 AM): i'm fine
F (9/15/07 4:16:15 AM): do you have a picture?
emmy (9/15/07 4:16:25 AM): well yes
emmy (9/15/07 4:16:31 AM): but i am going to send them to you
emmy (9/15/07 4:16:38 AM): as soon as i can
F (9/15/07 4:17:00 AM): where are you from?
emmy (9/15/07 4:18:05 AM): well i stay i london
emmy (9/15/07 4:18:11 AM): here is my number
emmy (9/15/07 4:18:23 AM): +447011148xxx
emmy (9/15/07 4:19:07 AM): k
F (9/15/07 4:20:32 AM): where are you now?
emmy (9/15/07 4:20:45 AM): well i am in london
emmy (9/15/07 4:20:47 AM): and u?
F (9/15/07 4:21:42 AM): you just said you were going to london
emmy (9/15/07 4:22:05 AM): i said before i went to london
F (9/15/07 4:22:28 AM): so if you are not in london now, where are you?
emmy (9/15/07 4:22:41 AM): i am in london now
emmy (9/15/07 4:23:07 AM): and were are you too
F (9/15/07 4:23:15 AM): i am in the USA
emmy (9/15/07 4:23:21 AM): ok i see
emmy (9/15/07 4:23:29 AM): so your name please
emmy (9/15/07 4:23:40 AM): can i give you a call right away
F (9/15/07 4:24:41 AM): yes
emmy (9/15/07 4:24:48 AM): k
emmy (9/15/07 4:24:51 AM): ur number
emmy (9/15/07 4:24:54 AM): and your name
F (9/15/07 4:25:21 AM): 011 44 709 289 4xxx
F (9/15/07 4:25:27 AM): my name is F
F (9/15/07 4:26:03 AM): what's your name
emmy (9/15/07 4:26:50 AM): you can call me emmy
F (9/15/07 4:27:17 AM): ok emmy, are you calling me now?
emmy (9/15/07 4:27:24 AM): sure
emmy (9/15/07 4:27:31 AM): can you please give me the right number
F (9/15/07 4:27:39 AM): that is the correct number
F (9/15/07 4:27:42 AM): call me
F (9/15/07 4:27:44 AM): now
emmy (9/15/07 4:28:14 AM): i am try
F (9/15/07 4:28:26 AM): i'm waiting
emmy (9/15/07 4:28:36 AM): k
emmy (9/15/07 4:28:46 AM): still not going
emmy (9/15/07 4:28:51 AM): give me the number again
emmy (9/15/07 4:28:54 AM): please
F (9/15/07 4:28:56 AM): you aren't trying
emmy (9/15/07 4:29:12 AM): i am
emmy (9/15/07 4:29:17 AM): give me the number again
emmy (9/15/07 4:29:24 AM): the number is to much
F (9/15/07 4:29:27 AM): 011 44 709 289 4xxx
F (9/15/07 4:29:42 AM): 44 709 289 4xxx
emmy (9/15/07 4:30:36 AM): still not going
emmy (9/15/07 4:30:44 AM): the number is still to much
F (9/15/07 4:30:48 AM): i don't know what your problem is
F (9/15/07 4:30:53 AM): i get calls every day
emmy (9/15/07 4:31:19 AM): k
emmy (9/15/07 4:31:46 AM): well i am going to try and call you later
emmy (9/15/07 4:31:50 AM): still not going here
emmy (9/15/07 4:31:54 AM): i do not know why
F (9/15/07 4:32:16 AM): 44 709 289 4xxx
emmy (9/15/07 4:33:46 AM): still no going

Emmy disappears and Dan signs back in.

Quote:

dan: hi sweetheart?
F: yes
dan: did anybody talk to you now?
F: yes
F: how did you know that
dan: i must know i am suspecting him so thats why i ask
F: suspecting who?
F: what are you talking about?
F: dan, what is going on? I don't have time for games!
F: you are supposed to send me an email, where is it?
dan: k
dan: but please don't talk to that guy again he is a scam
dan: ok
dan: i will send you the email but just give me some hours k
F: how did he get my YIM?
F: did you give it to him?
dan: no,he steal it from my e-mail
F: well, you should have warned me
dan: k
F: do you know him?
dan: i know him
F: how did he get it?
dan: he is just a friend
dan: he steal it from my e-mail
dan: lets forget about this and talk something good k
F: ok, then i am going to turn my phone off because he said he would call me and i don't want to talk to him
F: he was too stupid to dial the number properly anyway
dan: k
F: i hope you don't mind that i called your friend stupid
dan: don't mail him again and don't talk to him again because he is a fraudster
dan: well no probs
F: but how hard is it to dial a phone number?
dan: is not hard anyway
dan: so what are we going to talk about sweetheart?
F: i am going to go take a shower will you wait?
dan: maybe but i'll try
F: ok then
F: i'll stay logged in
dan: k

an hour goes by, I come back

dan: dan: are you dressing?
F: yes, i am dressing
dan: k
F: I have to go now
dan: k
F: don't forget to email me
dan: k
dan: i will
F: ok bye
dan: wait
F: what
dan: are you going out now?
F: yes
dan: ohh i will miss u
dan: to the office or where?
F: i'll miss you too
F: i have a photo shoot today and it will not be good if i am late
F: so i really need to say good bye
F: bye
dan: ok
dan: i live you

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

His friend has his email account? Oh my, this is just lovely. I really hope that his friend doesn't end up chopping his dollar. Twisted Evil

I wonder if Dan could come to the U.S. or the U.K. and star in his own Soap Opera. He certainly has the background for it!

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

I can not understand the purpose of his introducing another person to F. I really wish RL hadn't interfered, otherwise I would have gone a little further with the dressing question. I could have gotten a little suggestive.

Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 8:01 am

Could "Emmy" end up coming to USA, becoming a movie star and driving around in the long lost car whilst his mother works as a chef in a 5* restaurant in LA?

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

I forgot about mom, you wouldn't happen to have a 5* restaurant that needs a chef do you?

Good thing I didn't hear from Dan today. F did chat with emmy though. He's sticking to his story about finding my YIM id online through "research". He says he doesn't know Dan and he's not a theif.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

All of this stress is too much for Dan, and it really seems to be affecting his work. My poor struggling waitress who sold everything she owns and took on a second shift at the diner to pay his fees just got the following (cleaned up, as this is a family board Very Happy

)

Quote:

F*ck you ok is like you think i am your mate you b*tch thats a chane to me ok f*ckoff and backoff too

Dan has never been this rude before. It appears as if the strain of being labeled a terrorist has caused Dan to snap.

Poor Dan

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

I need help following what he is saying. I don't have time at the moment to edit this morning's chat. I called him last night, woke up mom, step dad, and Dan. It was only about 11:30 his time.

This morning he is asking me to provide him with a UK visa. He says he has to go to the UK before he can come to the US. ??? He wants me to ask David about this.

He said he is sending me information about the passport on Thursday. He wants to know if I've heard anything from immigration. Have I?

He bought a new phone the other day but it does not work and the shop will not take it back. He needs some new wears because his are old. I think he means clothes but I'm not sure.

He asked me twice what TIA stands for. I said I would check. ???

Then he asked if I wanted to work for WW models. He was checking to see if the pay was good I think.

Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 1:34 pm

@redshoes - I think Dan is about to ask a favour from you

Quote:

Please i will send you the scan copt of the other passport i told you i lost the scan copy is with my fiancee in UK i will collect it from her and send it to you.
From thats the name i use in making it.

Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:32 pm

A fiancee in the UK? how many has he got?

Lol at dan reduced to swearing at his lotto winners.

The US Immigration Service have still not had his facescan.

He has written to Roy to ask for a UK Visa, who replied:

Quote:

I sent you a thing about how to apply for a student visa, then you
were getting an American one.

What happened to that?

Sort yourself out lad.

Roy

He wrote to USBank to say he would try and get to Washington for his money, only to get this bombshell back:

Quote:

Dear Sir,

Thankyou for your email.

My computer tells me that you are on the US Immigration Anti-Terror
Stop List. Would you care to tell me why?

I have no alternative but to freeze your bank account until such time
as you are removed from it. If unclaimed after 30 days, your money
will be donated to the Orphans For Oil Peace Foundation.

Account Officer

No pressure then.

EDIT: @RS17, The US immigration service will only discuss an applicants status with the applicant himself, so only dan can get himself of the Stop List.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

Roy, that's pretty much what I decided to tell him, privacy concerns and all. I tried to encourage him to do the scan again.

I can't believe he also has a fiance in the UK.

I tried to pare this down but I had to share some unique statements.
sweetheart = request

Quote:

dan (9/18/07 3:53:04 AM): sweetheart,can you provide me a UK visa after processing my passport?
F (9/18/07 3:53:35 AM): David is from the UK, did you ask him?
F (9/18/07 3:54:19 AM): or do you want me to ask David?
dan (9/18/07 3:54:48 AM): no,can't you do it for me?
F (9/18/07 3:55:25 AM): sure I can ask David about it, i don't know anything about visas to the UK
F (9/18/07 3:55:49 AM): when will your passport be ready?
dan (9/18/07 3:57:51 AM): by on thursday i will send it and send you the information needed
F (9/18/07 3:58:01 AM): but why do you want a visa to the UK, I thought you were coming to the US?
dan (9/18/07 3:58:24 AM): did you ask the immigration office how many days will it take?
F (9/18/07 3:58:55 AM): I haven't heard from immigration yet

F (9/18/07 4:00:35 AM): what have you heard from immigration, anything new?
dan (9/18/07 4:00:57 AM): not even an e-mail
dan (9/18/07 4:01:06 AM): no news yet
F (9/18/07 4:01:44 AM): have you done your scan yet?
dan (9/18/07 4:02:26 AM): what scan?
F (9/18/07 4:02:58 AM): didn't you tell me they wanted a scan?
dan (9/18/07 4:03:29 AM): yes
dan (9/18/07 4:04:00 AM): i said i don't have anywhere to do it here
F (9/18/07 4:04:28 AM): why not the cafe?
dan (9/18/07 4:05:01 AM): they don't allow it
F (9/18/07 4:05:11 AM): y not?
dan (9/18/07 4:05:35 AM): don't know yet
F (9/18/07 4:05:53 AM): can't you find a different cafe?
dan (9/18/07 4:06:28 AM): i have no where i can do that,thats the problem
F (9/18/07 4:07:04 AM): did you ask the owner of the cafe?
dan (9/18/07 4:07:23 AM): sweetheart,yes i did
F (9/18/07 4:07:55 AM): did you explain how important it is?
dan (9/18/07 4:08:07 AM): yes i did
dan (9/18/07 4:09:06 AM): sweetheart i will be sending the passport on thursday
F (9/18/07 4:09:07 AM): so what was his reason to refuse
dan (9/18/07 4:09:29 AM): no idea,he just refuse
F (9/18/07 4:09:54 AM): you must find out the reason
dan (9/18/07 4:10:15 AM): ok
F (9/18/07 4:10:37 AM): I want you to hurry to come to the US
dan (9/18/07 4:11:00 AM): ok
F (9/18/07 4:11:35 AM): don't you want to see me?
dan (9/18/07 4:12:17 AM): i went to a phone shop and buy a phone in three days later the phone get spoiled and i can repair it again
dan (9/18/07 4:12:27 AM): i really want to see u
F (9/18/07 4:12:47 AM): was it a new phone?
dan (9/18/07 4:13:08 AM): a new mobile
F (9/18/07 4:13:28 AM): then they should give you a new one
dan (9/18/07 4:14:17 AM): i went there the boy was trying to fight me and did not agree to change the mobile
F (9/18/07 4:14:43 AM): that's bad for business
dan (9/18/07 4:15:12 AM): well it was really awful to me
F (9/18/07 4:16:07 AM): of course, but you will tell everyone you know what a bad business person this is
F (9/18/07 4:16:23 AM): then other people will buy their phones somewhere else
dan (9/18/07 4:18:12 AM): yes thats true
dan (9/18/07 4:18:41 AM): sweetheart?
F (9/18/07 4:19:11 AM): yes, hon?
dan (9/18/07 4:19:44 AM): i needed some new wears the once i have are already getting old
F (9/18/07 4:20:05 AM): new wears?
dan (9/18/07 4:20:20 AM): yes
F (9/18/07 4:20:31 AM): I see (actually I don't)
dan (9/18/07 4:20:48 AM): yeah
dan (9/18/07 4:21:20 AM): so what do you think about it?
F (9/18/07 4:21:41 AM): what should I think about it?
dan (9/18/07 4:22:09 AM): no you first
F (9/18/07 4:22:42 AM): I'm not sure what to think about it
dan (9/18/07 4:23:41 AM): you must crack your head new to know what to say this time if you care about me
F (9/18/07 4:24:21 AM): as soon as you come we will go shopping
dan (9/18/07 4:26:58 AM): k
F (9/18/07 4:27:29 AM): just make it as soon as you can
dan (9/18/07 4:28:23 AM): what the full meaning of TIA production?
dan (9/18/07 4:29:06 AM): i will first go to UK immediately you finsih processing my passport before coming to US
F (9/18/07 4:29:19 AM): oh, no, UK first?
dan (9/18/07 4:30:00 AM): yes so that i can enter the US
F (9/18/07 4:30:38 AM): that means i have to wait even longer to see you
dan (9/18/07 4:31:48 AM): no if you finsih processing my passport you help me seek for a UK visas maybe in two to three days i will be in US
(F : i see, well the sooner you get me the information then the better
F (9/18/07 4:32:37 AM): try to do what the immigration wants
dan (9/18/07 4:33:17 AM): thats why i am going to the UK
dan (9/18/07 4:33:23 AM): don't tell anybody ok
F (9/18/07 4:33:30 AM): who would i tell?
dan (9/18/07 4:33:51 AM): nobody
F (9/18/07 4:34:03 AM): no, i won't tell anyone, you can trust me
dan (9/18/07 4:35:12 AM): k
dan (9/18/07 4:35:48 AM): please immediately you finish processing it you help me seek for a UK visa please and Roy will pay for my flight
dan (9/18/07 4:35:56 AM): is that ok?
F (9/18/07 4:36:09 AM): i'll do what i can
dan (9/18/07 4:36:22 AM): k
F (9/18/07 4:36:27 AM): i'm still not sure exactly what you want me to do, but i'll help you any way i can
dan (9/18/07 4:37:12 AM): thats why i love you
dan (9/18/07 4:37:15 AM): please sweetheart do you really love and as i love you?
F (9/18/07 4:38:05 AM): i think so
dan (9/18/07 4:38:20 AM): k
dan (9/18/07 4:38:40 AM): do you know the TIA production?
F (9/18/07 4:39:03 AM): yes, i have heard of that
dan (9/18/07 4:39:42 AM): the you know the Director of the company name?
F (9/18/07 4:39:51 AM): not off the top of my head
F (9/18/07 4:39:59 AM): would you like me to check?
dan (9/18/07 4:40:34 AM): he is my friend
F (9/18/07 4:40:53 AM): he's your friend?
dan (9/18/07 4:41:02 AM): yes
dan (9/18/07 4:41:49 AM): will you like to work for the models
F (9/18/07 4:42:10 AM): do they have work available?
dan (9/18/07 4:42:25 AM): yes
dan (9/18/07 4:42:33 AM): do you know where is located?
F (9/18/07 4:43:11 AM): you know i'm pretty busy with my own jobs and my agent tells me what jobs to take
F (9/18/07 4:43:20 AM): do you want me to talk to my agent about this?
dan (9/18/07 4:43:48 AM): well not to worry if your agent won't allow it
dan (9/18/07 4:44:05 AM): how much do they pay you per pics?
F (9/18/07 4:44:33 AM): it depends on the job and how many hours it takes, how complicated
F (9/18/07 4:45:05 AM): but i am quite well off
dan (9/18/07 4:45:16 AM): my here says he pays $1,300USD per picx
dan (9/18/07 4:46:26 AM): he told me if i will be capable to become there agent he will compensate me with $500 per model
dan (9/18/07 4:46:39 AM): is that ok
dan (9/18/07 4:46:44 AM): ?
F (9/18/07 4:47:12 AM): well, that sounds fine for someone just starting out
F (9/18/07 4:47:26 AM): i get much more than that of course because I have experience
F (9/18/07 4:47:37 AM): but when I was starting the pay was like you describe
dan (9/18/07 4:47:49 AM): very good
F (9/18/07 4:48:16 AM): so if you do a good job they will pay you much more in a couple of years
dan (9/18/07 4:48:39 AM): yes
dan (9/18/07 4:49:01 AM): but what the full meaning of TIA production?
F (9/18/07 4:49:16 AM): i told you, i'll find out
F (9/18/07 4:49:32 AM): there are too many names with just letters for me to remember them all
dan (9/18/07 4:49:57 AM): k
dan (9/18/07 4:50:30 AM): sweetheart i wanted other phone,but the one i bought was really awry
F (9/18/07 4:51:26 AM): yes, so you must demand they replace it
F (9/18/07 4:51:34 AM): or contact the manufacturer
dan (9/18/07 4:52:00 AM): they will never because they are money lover
dan (9/18/07 4:52:14 AM): how you mean the producer
dan (9/18/07 4:52:18 AM): ?
F (9/18/07 4:52:33 AM): yes the producer
dan (9/18/07 4:53:02 AM): the company that produce the phone you mean?
F (9/18/07 4:53:12 AM): yes, the company that makes the phone
dan (9/18/07 4:53:50 AM): how can i contact them?
F (9/18/07 4:54:03 AM): you didn't say who made the phone
dan (9/18/07 4:56:58 AM): the company is Nokia
dan (9/18/07 4:56:58 AM): do you have their e-mail address
dan (9/18/07 4:56:58 AM): don't understand,the phone is a Nokia product
F (9/18/07 4:57:18 AM): then look up nokia on the internet, you can find the email address
dan (9/18/07 4:58:35 AM): i have never seen their e-mail address since i started browsing
F (9/18/07 4:58:45 AM): try harder, it will be there
F (9/18/07 4:58:52 AM): find the main web site
dan (9/18/07 4:59:10 AM): namely?

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dan (9/18/07 5:05:58 AM): pls sweetheart will you call me?
F (9/18/07 5:06:12 AM): why?
dan (9/18/07 5:07:01 AM): don't you know i like hearing your romantic voice it make me feel acute
F (9/18/07 5:07:14 AM): really?
F (9/18/07 5:07:22 AM): how sexy of you to say that
dan (9/18/07 5:07:44 AM): i love pouring my mind to you
F (9/18/07 5:08:39 AM): i wish i could talk more about this
F (9/18/07 5:08:47 AM): i just don't have time right now
F (9/18/07 5:08:53 AM): keep thinking of me
dan (9/18/07 5:09:10 AM): thats sweet really
dan (9/18/07 5:09:46 AM): have a nice dream from him that cares Dan
dan (9/18/07 5:09:48 AM): i love u

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

I sent him an email earlier telling him that some of the boys that work in the garage at Interpol have been borrowing his car and driving it around. They are not supposed to be doing that, but what are you going to do? The car now has a small dent on the left fender. He'd better hurry up and claim his car before one of the boys does even more damage to it.

It really sucks to be Dan.

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:05 am

Lol at Interpol using James Bond's Aston as the office runaround. wait till they find the ejector seat switch! I told dan once that Wayne Rooney had fired Colleen out of the sunroof, which is why he had to get rid of it.

It could be worse, they could have found how to work the machine guns.

dan didnt seem to get to the cafe yesterday, nothing in any of my inboxes. It didn't stop Roy sending him more good news this morning:

Quote:

Hello dan,

I am on my way back from Lisbon, after our win last night. We all got
very drunk in a laptop dancing club, I'm afraid.

I had my secretary call the Home Office today. She says that the Home
Office cannot even consider you for a visa, as someone with your name,
from Benin City, Nigeria, is on the US anti terror stop list. Why is
that, dan?

Are you a terrorist?

Roy

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

Dan did get to the cafe yesterday. He said hi to F and then didn't say another word. F and emmy had a little chat though. She told him that Dan called him a freak and he got a little agitated. He did admit that he didn't stay online long as he was brook yesterday.

Dan is tired and stressed today. He is reduced to begging F for money.

Here is the relevant part of the chat.

Quote:

F (9/20/07 4:46:21 AM): honey, what do you hear about your car?
dan (9/20/07 4:47:13 AM): is fine no problem about that now
F (9/20/07 4:47:35 AM): what do they say?
dan (9/20/07 4:49:58 AM): they told me i should fill a form and send it back to them and attaching my five pics and send it to them
F (9/20/07 4:50:14 AM): did you do all of that?

dan (9/20/07 4:53:26 AM): i have'nt done that i want them to send it to america
F (9/20/07 4:53:39 AM): what do you hear from immigration?
dan (9/20/07 4:54:16 AM): nothing
dan (9/20/07 4:54:32 AM): hope you have recieve the information?
F (9/20/07 4:55:09 AM): no, they will not tell me anything, they will only give information to the person concerned, privacy concerns
F (9/20/07 4:55:24 AM): I tried
F (9/20/07 4:56:00 AM): what do the movie people say?
dan (9/20/07 4:56:13 AM): nothing
dan (9/20/07 4:56:28 AM): did you recieve the e-mail?
F (9/20/07 4:57:20 AM): yes, i recieved the email, twice
F (9/20/07 4:57:29 AM): what am i supposed to do with it?
F (9/20/07 4:58:15 AM): tell me how i can help you
dan (9/20/07 5:01:12 AM): k
dan (9/20/07 5:01:27 AM): do you know the immigration office?
F (9/20/07 5:01:34 AM): yes
dan (9/20/07 5:02:15 AM): go and tell them you want to make a passport
F (9/20/07 5:02:45 AM): why do you have a different name?
dan (9/20/07 5:05:45 AM): thats the name i want to use
F (9/20/07 5:06:28 AM): well, where is the birth certificate with this name
F (9/20/07 5:06:38 AM): they will not issue a passport with just a picture
dan (9/20/07 5:06:58 AM): but here they can do it
F (9/20/07 5:07:48 AM): not here
dan (9/20/07 5:08:01 AM): but is really awry
F (9/20/07 5:08:09 AM): what?
dan (9/20/07 5:09:11 AM): is not as expected
dan (9/20/07 5:10:05 AM): why did'nt you tell me since?
F (9/20/07 5:10:23 AM): you told me you were getting another birth certificate
dan (9/20/07 5:10:44 AM): k
dan (9/20/07 5:11:11 AM): if i send you the other one i first use can you do some press work for me?
F (9/20/07 5:11:21 AM): some press work?
dan (9/20/07 5:11:32 AM): yes
F (9/20/07 5:11:39 AM): what does that mean?
dan (9/20/07 5:13:19 AM): if i send you the first copy of the birth certificate,can you help me give it to a printer to edit other for me?
F (9/20/07 5:13:44 AM): ahh, no
F (9/20/07 5:13:58 AM): you will have to do that
F (9/20/07 5:14:08 AM): that would be illegal here
dan (9/20/07 5:14:35 AM): ok
dan (9/20/07 5:14:48 AM): i will see what i can do about it
F (9/20/07 5:15:32 AM): ok
dan (9/20/07 5:16:35 AM): can you help me send some money so i make the passport here in Nigeria so it don't give me too much stress here
dan (9/20/07 5:16:43 AM): i'm really tired
F (9/20/07 5:17:37 AM): you know what david said about that
dan (9/20/07 5:18:25 AM): just send me a little money i'm very tired about what you told me,if its a thousand dollars
dan (9/20/07 5:18:35 AM): i know really
F (9/20/07 5:19:21 AM): i can't do that
F (9/20/07 5:19:25 AM): i really have to go now
F (9/20/07 5:19:34 AM): i cannot believe you would ask me for money

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 2:20 pm

If he cant scam anyone, he resorts to out and out scrounging.

Planet Dan to earth...

Quote:

No i'm not a terrorist.
is just about me putting my face on a scanner scaning my irish thats why the news just spread out i will do it but not now.
and you know i can't find a place to that here in Benin.

Roy doesn't get it...

Quote:

I dont understand you Dan,

What is scaning your irish?

How did that make you a terrorist?

Roy

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