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 I Married a Mugu - Tooty Frooty to safari or not to safari

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GomerPyle
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This is going to be devilish tricky to explain to the mods. I mean, I don't even recall the engagement.

The story so far...... forget it, it's too ridiculous. I am kidnapped by my evil Russian agent who is a mobster (the man referred to as bastard) and he wants my flat and jewellery and will ship me off to Abidjan to get rid of me to a pimp there. unfortunately, said Tooty Frooty is in Accra.

To safari, or not to safari that is the question

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Dear loving wife l****, Shocked

I was very happy to read your mail. I thank God you are all right for me. I have not have a good sleep since I did not read from you. I thought that BASTARD has harmed you for me. Let him allow my baby enjoy herself.

You see each night I want to sleep I always have your photo in my hands kiss them and say Good night lady I need more photo of baby. puke

Now very important, you said you will be in Abidjan next week and you want boy to come met with you. Well I would have love to travel and met with you in Abidjan. But the people there are very XXXXX and more so I don’t like them for any thing. There are XXXXX people.

Regards your funds in the bank.listen, are you sure this BASTARD DID NOT PLAN WITH THOSE MEN TO TAKE YOU TO ABIJAN AND MAKE AWAY WITH YOUR BANK ACCOUNT CARD.OR TAKE YOUR PASSPORT FROM YOU AND RUN AWAY? BABY ISVERY CAREFULL OK. I see where your priorities lie, darling

When you are ready to travel to Abidjan let me know .All that you have get in life let this bastard do play games with you ok. YOUR SAFTY IS MY PROBLEM FOR NOW AND NOT WHAT YOU HAVE. God knows why it is you for boy.

Try and call me baby, I need to hear your voice. I don't think you wanna do that - trust me

BIBI BIBI I LOVE YOU LXXXX TXXXXX


He seems to be in two minds, with brains for barely one. Well it's now or never. Wish me luck. I'll be flying to meet my husband this weekend, so I'll tell him.

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Pith Helmet - Steve - Lagos to Accra
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Pith Helmet - Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Just be careful, I hear Abidjan can be a very dangerous place. Looking forward to a progress report, I love reading baits that include safaris.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 12:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Gomer:

I hear that marrying a lad can be like making love to a woman.... Razz

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Best of luck with the safari, I am sure that he will have a lovely sightseeing trip..... Wink

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 3:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Where did you honeymoon?
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 3:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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To safari, or not to safari that is the question


That isn't much of a question there... Laughing The answer is always the same.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 3:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

*bookmarked for future "travel" updates *

Good luck!
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GomerPyle
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 4:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I have just received a volunteer to play the part of the evil pimp Laughing

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Hello Dear L***** K******

How are you today i hope all is well with you togather with all the members of your family.
I thank you for your kind respond the content is well understood
concern what you said that you are coming to abidjan by nextweek i can wait to meet you on your coming please can you send to me your plat shardoe so that i will wait you at airport.
please send to me your picture so that i will recornice you when i meet you thank you once again

waiting to hear from you soonest

Your best regards


Thompson Doudou


That's a name to conjure with. Can anyone tell me what a plat shardoe is ? I can only presume it's flight details. I hope I haven't stumbled on another idiot. On the other hand, idiot Lads are easy to work with.

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Fake sites killed 1 x Australia 9 x United Kingdom 3 x 168 X Closed lad accounts Easter Egg 2011
Pith Helmet - the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
Pith Helmet - Steve - Lagos to Accra
Pith Helmet - Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
Pith Helmet - Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 8:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If only we'd know we'd have got you a pressie, or baked a cake
Will you be Mrs Mugu or keep your own name?

Keep us updated!
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GomerPyle
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 8:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Marching instructions go out tonight - with a backup if he can't make this Saturday. I won't tell you what it is unless I have to use it, it's pretty stupid, but so's this Lad. Very Happy

I think he's getting excited. i got this today

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FROM YOUR HUSBAND (say it one more time and I'll deck you)

Hi Darling L****,

PLS.ARE U OK?I WAIT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE.MAKE SURE YOU EAT VERY WELL AND FORGET ABOUT THAT BASTARD OK.I WAIT TO HEAR FROM U.

BIBI FROM T*** L**** (he likes to entwine our first names when he signs off Rolling Eyes )


The mail I send him will be enough to put him in orbit let alone send him to Abidjan. I am even going to fake up some e-mails sent between Dmitri(BASTARD) and the evil pimp - who is another scammer I have invited to the airport. he'll be acting as best man, and I hope will be carrying a card with my name on it. It may have a strange effect on my husband to be - who knows ? Twisted Evil

It seems I also have a guest Very Happy . It's been a hurriedly arranged affair and he was all I could get at short notice.

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Dear l****,

Good morning and thanks for your mail.It is indeed good to hear that you are coming to my country what a pleasure and an opportunity for the both of us to know and meet each other.

As it is like this i will like you to send me some of your personal informations so that i can take them to the bank for official introduction so that as soon as you arrive we shall go to the bank and you will verify things yourself before we can start with the transaction.

Concerning your coming please forward me with all other details so that i can come to welcome you at the airport.

I will be waiting to hear from you as soonest.

Thanks and God be with us. (You won't be alone - I guarantee it Laughing)

M|ch3l(Junior)


His name - and I kid you not - is J3an M|ch3l and I'm having trouble resisting a Tubular Balls comment to him.

I'll certainly do a Dmitri(BASTARD) call to my betrothed just to fire him up, and I may even risk one as his wife to be - hoping that the line is really bad, as it usually is.

If he doesn't safari I'll get on a plane and drag his sorry ass over every stone and bump between Accra and Abidjan myself.

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Fake sites killed 1 x Australia 9 x United Kingdom 3 x 168 X Closed lad accounts Easter Egg 2011
Pith Helmet - the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
Pith Helmet - Steve - Lagos to Accra
Pith Helmet - Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
Pith Helmet - Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:

His name - and I kid you not - is J3an M|ch3l and I'm having trouble resisting a Tubular Balls comment to him.


Ouch! That one Jarréd a bit - I think I need Oxygene!

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 12:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Fresh in. It's a party ! These guests are local Lads and I'm sure they'll make my 'husband' feel right at home.

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Dear L****** K*******,

I recieved your mail and the contents was well understood, However i will like to thank you so much for your caring over my proposal, Now i want you to know that i will be very very happy that you come down here and also to meet you here in the airport as i will do Very Happy: ..BLAH..BLAH..BLAH...

Thank you once more and God bless you for your help to an orphan like me.
Yours lovely (Question)
[email protected] [email protected]@r@.

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Fake sites killed 1 x Australia 9 x United Kingdom 3 x 168 X Closed lad accounts Easter Egg 2011
Pith Helmet - the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
Pith Helmet - Steve - Lagos to Accra
Pith Helmet - Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
Pith Helmet - Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 12:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

yastreb wrote:
Ouch! That one Jarréd a bit - I think I need Oxygene!


Agree Laughing I am opening the Magnetic Fields.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 12:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Guess who hasn't e-mailed me - my knight in grubby pants Twisted Evil

I can cope with a delay - but I have guests to cope with.

Standing me up at the airport is going to be something he'll regret severely.

Time to sharpen my brain surgery tools.

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Fake sites killed 1 x Australia 9 x United Kingdom 3 x 168 X Closed lad accounts Easter Egg 2011
Pith Helmet - the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
Pith Helmet - Steve - Lagos to Accra
Pith Helmet - Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
Pith Helmet - Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Tradition has it that, if the prospective husband doesn't turn up you have to marry the Best Man.
It's his job
It's what he does.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hi Gomer--^^

That being Abidjan, Cote D' Ivoire---get sexy--maybe you as your sex-starved sister-- and ask them if they enjoy 'French-kissing'..Or what they think of Jerry Lewis....

Tell them that your close bosom-buddy Madonna might be cruising for a new kid in THEIR neighborhood with million$ at stake in inheritance, like David from Malawi. ...yeah, cheap shots, but we're not the criminals!!

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