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Otterfan
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Does my lad thinks he's a rapper or something? This is after three weeks of fairly ungrammatical English but all straight and business-like (business-like within the boundaries of Ladspeak). Anyway, I've just received at the start of an email. Note the penultimate para:

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Dear XXXXXXXXX,

How are you doing today?

here is the content of your package.

PACKAGE COLOUR: Brown
WEIGHT: 0.5 kgram
CONTENT: cert. documents/lottery cheque
WINNING CATEGORY #:Two(2) West Africa.
RECIPIENTS ADDRESS:
DELIVERY DURATION: 1 (one) working Days after date of payment recieved.

Do not be afraid nor be misdated, for the Lord your God is with you every where you go. in life if you aspire to acquire the desire you acquire, then you fire and it backs fire, donít retire but retire to acquire the desire you acquire.

I got your e-mail and the content is well noted and understood.


All it needed was his oga doing some beatboxing in the background and it would be perfect.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 5:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Set to a little music (don't know if it is possible??) surely that would make a great sig??
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 5:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That's great. I think you should require him to fire off all of his emails in rhyme or else the consequences could be dire! Wink

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Pure poetry. Mr Wordsworth would be proud of that. Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Tell him to give you a ring ring to discuss the bling bling
nothin' personal, it's just'a binness'thing thing.
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Otterfan
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Tommo Shanter wrote:
Pure poetry. Mr Wordsworth would be proud of that.


I've replied to him and asked him if the poetry he quoted was by Wordsworth or Keats. I've told him I vaguely recognize the poem but it's slipped my mind which one exactly.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 3:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

His response today:

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THANKS AND GOD BLESS YOU AND AS FOR THE POET I READ WHEN I WAS IN MY UNIVERSITY I CANT RECALL THE WRITER THANKS.


So, it could actually be Wordsworth.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If it is Wordsworth tell your lad you want a picture of him with a daffodil blossoming out of his arse, also holding a sign saying "I wondered lonely as a cloud".

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 8:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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if you aspire to acquire the desire you acquire, then you fire and it backs fire, donít retire but retire to acquire the desire you acquire.


Eerily familiar.

Otterfan - PM is on its way. You could have a lot of fun with this one.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 8:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If the Glove does not Fit, You must AQUIT!

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He is as mad as a box of frogs.... Laughing Laughing Laughing

Can I have him when you've finished with him.... Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Everyone should have him, he's lovely.

I thought he'd dropped me last week and I put a link to the bait-so-far in the Published Work forum. I keep the PDF updated, so if you find my post with the "Personal best with a lotto lad..." title (or something very similar) then you can read the whole thing so far.

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