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 So I shaved my cat (another cat thread)

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, I have a formerly long haired Blue Persian. Well, the summers get pretty hot here, so I decided that he might like to be cooled off. He seemed unhappy with his old long hair, so I figured I would give him the old lion cut.

Here was previously:

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Clearly, he was unhappy with his long hair. You can see it in his face.

So, I get him shaved. Now look at the joy in his eyes:

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And here is his magnificent profile:

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He is clearly much happier. And so cute. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

How in Earth did this thread ever get this far without a shaved pussy joke? Shocked

My, my. Things are slipping here. Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

fantastic pics

that tail is a walking duster

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Great photos.

My cats don't get mad, they get even. The trick this week is peeing in the shoes.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

kleindoofy wrote:
How in Earth did this thread ever get this far without a shaved pussy joke? Shocked



I had to hold back my fingers not to put that as the title of this thread. But, I figured I would not do so for the ladies of the forum. Plus, there are already some issues concerning my gender (thanks Pers Evil or Very Mad ) and I would not want to further confuse thing.

As far as my cat getting even, he actually seems to enjoy it. Much more playful. He plays one hour a day now and sleeps only 23.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

And erm....... how many scratches do you have? Any damage to the face? Laughing For next time, please make sure you have someone to hold the camera as well.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

No scratches from my cat. Whilst he may look increibly angry, he is a very happy cat. Nice, no hateful qualities (except his wicked bad looks).

And don't worry ladies, no harm to the face. Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 8:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Are you still alive? From the looks of this cat I can say he has plans for you (insert evil cat laugh here) Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 8:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ I think jojo's in for a big surprise the next time he plays those bagpipes.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

What did you use to cut the hair on your kitty?
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

jojobean wrote:
So, I get him shaved. Now look at the joy in his eyes:

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Kitty says "Say goodbye to your precious bagpipes! You think I'm happy, but just wait 'til you sleep! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!" >^^<

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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How in Earth did this thread ever get this far without a shaved pussy joke?


Sorry KD, I just got here. I'll pay closer attention from now on and try to get to the jokes sooner.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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What did you use to cut the hair on your kitty?


A professional groomer. I sure didn't do it myself.

As far as the bagpipes go... the cat never cared for them. Nor does my wife. So I wouldn't know who to blame if they came up missing. He has been shaved for a couple of weeks now actually and he likes it I am convinced. Summers are terribly hot here, so he will enjoy it. I'll leave him long for the winter.

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Wait till you put on your stereo headphones.......

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Great T-shirt material...something like "make my day" or along those lines. Pretty kitty...
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My cats always threaten to claw my eyes out while i sleep if i do something like that.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Lester? Shocked You shave your pussy too?

[sorry, nobody making the intended joke is getting on my nerves]

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Shaved pussies are something I don't exactly prefer Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ok, it took two whole days, but now we're rolling! Very Happy
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My wife shaved the pussy for me....I won't go near the thing with a razor (small "R")...

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

JMRazor wrote:
My wife shaved the pussy for me....I won't go near the thing with a razor (small "R")...

Too funny! Laughing Laughing Laughing

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