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BarneyGumble
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Standards amongst the mugu's are definately falling. Personally I blame television for falling literacy among the young.


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Hello and good day Mr. Fxxxxx I was told by my friend Tim that you where a god and nice man. I need you to help me to stop evil dad from stealing my monkey I will give you $5000 if you help me

Please help me Mr.Fxxxxx

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 12:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Okay, now this is going too low. Letting your kid die of cancer, not feeding the orphans, promising to marry me eventhough you are an over weight man who chain smokes, selling me a BMW 325i v2.0 cell phone, these are acceptable... but stealing a kids MONKEY. That is just going too far.

I say the next $5,000.00 in donations to the eater go to this kid.... or better yet lets use one of our various world wide shipping companies to send him TWO monkeys!

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 1:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This isn't as extreme as Barney Gumble's, but it's way below par:

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I am Lady Peggy Morrison ,Recently my Doctor told me that I have limited days to live due to the cancerous problems I am suffering from,why myHusband is late Sir Richard Morrison of Chairman of Richard & Morrison General Partners,
I will also issue a Letter of Authority that will empower you as an original beneficiary of this fund through my Lawyer,I have decided to donate this fund to you and want you to use this gift which comes from my husbands effort to fund the upkeep of widows,orphans, destitute etc.My joy is that I lived a life worthy of emulation. Please assure me that you will act just as I have stated herein...


What's wrong here? Well, the mugu forgot to say how much money's involved!

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 5:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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I was told by my friend Tim that you where a god

and you've only been here since the beginning of March Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 5:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@yastreb - should be about $20m & I bet she won't last beyond 3 emails Very Happy Her lawyer's currently waiting for an MCTN from me. Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 7:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've been amusing myself sending out dangles trying to recruit some more lads for me to mentor. I suspect that this email was in response to one of those. As I will provide a full service I don't require rocket scientists but I do require an IQ above that of a house plant.

To have become a God after less than 2 months on Eater has got to be some kind of record.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Mugu Standards.


Isn't that an oxymoron. I do hope so.

I love oxymorons me, because I don't know if I'm coming or going. I'll get me coat.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

An oxymoron is not like making love to a beautiful woman, you can tell the difference. Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

That got me told off for walking through the house with a slow laugh coming out of my throat, I have a cold and have been on the mulled wine to make myself feel better.

That is a class lad you have there. Evil dad stealing monkey? It's started again. And I got told off again, missus is trying to watch Lost.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 12:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Is his Father planning on spanking the monkey? Did his wife and goats leave?

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I don't know what I've done to deserve it but this lad seems to really like my inbox. In his latest effort he has moved onto using all capitals so whatever he's on about must be important. Nigeria has have some serious inflation if the price of a monkey can go from $5,000 to $8,000 is a couple of days. I think that this lad is way toooooo dumb to bait but if anyone wants to try pm me and I'll send you his address.


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Heello Big Kev me friend is tom he said you are good and nice man and you will help me got me monkey back.I will give you $5000 when help me. i need to get me monkey back so i can buy food for me mum and sister but not me evil dad.Please help me Mr.Frxxly i need get monkey back need food.


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PLEASE HELP ME MONKEY BACK FROM ME EVIL DAD INEED TO FEED ME MUM AND SISTR. PLEASEHELP ME GET ME MONEY BACK I EILL GIVE YOU $8000 NOW IF YOU HELP ME. PLEASE DON"T TELL ME EVIL THIS EMAIL.

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YOU AND MR.MAX PAYNE ARE BIG FAT FOOL BUM HOLE ASS SHIT HEAD AND MR.MAX PAYNE
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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i need get monkey back need food


Is he planning on eating the monkey ?

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 12:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

BarneyGumble wrote:
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... i need to get me monkey back so i can buy food ... i need get monkey back need food.
...


Monkey must be better skilled than the mugu. Maybe the monkey is actually a 'skilled' laborer, or a pick-pocket or thief, or just overall is a better con-artist. Very Happy

Monkey might have a bigger, better, safer bank account Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 3:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Or the monkey may be needed "For dey pepper soup joints" you know when mugu is hungry, he'll eat anything!

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 5:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

DarkKnight wrote:
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i need get monkey back need food


Is he planning on eating the monkey ?


Shocked ....

Laughing ROFLMAO... that's good.

Probably tastes like chicken.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 9:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

iMike wrote:
@yastreb - should be about $20m & I bet she won't last beyond 3 emails Very Happy Her lawyer's currently waiting for an MCTN from me. Rolling Eyes


I just got in touch with the lawyer. It'll be a while before any question of an MTCN arises...

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 10:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

BarneyGumble wrote:
Nigeria has have some serious inflation if the price of a monkey can go from $5,000 to $8,000 is a couple of days.


If you ignore him for a day or two, maybe he will up the amount of monkey he will give you.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 9:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Heello Big Kev me friend is tom he said you are good and nice man and you will help me got me monkey back.I will give you $5000 when help me. i need to get me monkey back so i can buy food for me mum and sister but not me evil dad


Are you sure he's not from Derbyshire? Same accent Laughing

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