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Tommo Shanter
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 11:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

If you don't hear from your lad today it's probably queuing up to vote for several hours, or else rolling a petrol tanker towards the election HQ. They can't even get that right. The voting procedure I mean, not the petrol tanker thingy.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 11:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I don't suppose Artists Against 419 have put up a candidate?

Failing that, is anyone standing on an anti-corruption ticket that we could encourage our lads to vote for?
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 12:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Candidates not too important.

Personally I would go with the petrol tanker thingy Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 1:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Tommo Shanter wrote:
... rolling a petrol tanker towards the election HQ ...


Motor vehicles are not allowed on the street in Lagos today.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 1:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

whats the petrol tanker thingie in this ? Embarassed
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 1:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Re first post Tommo Shanter


[quote]If you don't hear from your lad today it's probably queuing up to vote for several hours, or else rolling a petrol tanker towards the election HQ. They can't even get that right. The voting procedure I mean, not the petrol tanker thingy.[quote]

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 1:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Driving a petrol tanker in Lagos is very much like making love to a beautiful woman - you rev her up and climb on board, take your time to reach your destination and wait for the explosion Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 2:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Gnasher wrote:
wait for the explosion Laughing


hee hee, now thats funny, Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 3:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/6578499.stm

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Police say a petrol tanker laden with gas cylinders was used in the failed attack on the electoral commission's headquarters, from which the elections are being co-ordinated.

The attackers attempted to roll the unmanned tanker into the building, but the tanker missed its target, crashed into a lamp post and came to a halt.

Though there was a small fire on board the detonators failed to trigger a large explosion.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 3:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Gnasher

I'm not worthy. Laughing Laughing

I just hope the due democratic process takes its legal and impartial course and they get the government they deserve. <Holds breath and turns blue before expiring>

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 6:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

One of my lads told me that he'd be busy today with the elections. It didnt stop him mailing me to remember to send him some cash via WU "early on monday" though. I guess he must be desperate.

He's gonna be one disapointed scammer!

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 6:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My ladette cant send me a photo because the copy shop with the scanner is closed.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 8:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

So is the whole country shut down today for voting goodness? I miss some of my lads.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

It hasn't affected this lad's devotion...

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nigeria is undergoing the process of election, voting is on.i love you
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However, as he sent that this morning, he's either VERY late to the ballot box or stupid.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^Queuing at polling stations is very much like making love to a beautiful woman... you wait for hours make small talk and hope the outcome is as you expected. But don't hold your breath.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Kellysheroes posted elsewhere:-


70% percent of the vote for the ruling party People's Democratic Party in Nigeria today.

The European Union calls the election a 'charade'.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Transparency International ranked Nigeria 150th (out of 163) least corrupt country in 2006. Apparently corruption doesn't get any worse than Haiti and it doesn't get any better than Finland, Iceland and New Zealand.


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

sgreenstreet wrote:
....and it doesn't get any better than Finland, Iceland and New Zealand.


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