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 The Whale Tale Joke

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teedot
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of
Japan when they noticed a whaling ship.
The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned
his father many years earlier.
He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and
blow out of our air hole at the same time and it should cause the
ship to turn over and sink." They tried it and sure enough, the
ship turned over and quickly sank.
Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard
and were swimming to the safety of shore.
The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the
female, Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach
the shore."
At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to
follow him. "Look", she said, "I went along with the blow job, but
I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen."

NOTE:

The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it
ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate.
So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads,
and you wonder why the ocean is so salty...
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sticky: Stupid/Funny or RANDOM Link/Joke of the Day...

the correct place to post stuff for people who still giggle about boobs or poop...

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