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jojobean
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 2:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Pfffft. Rolling Eyes

Ours were 17 easy to follow rules. That list is riduculous. Nuts to that.

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Joined: 13 Jan 2006
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 2:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Gnasher Laughing Laughing

A lady friend of mine once said to me in a moment (and I mean a moment!) of passion and I quote "You are quite big really". Embarassed Embarassed I nearly chocked, but not as much as she did later. Laughing

Needless to say, we don't see each other anymore. Crying or Very sad

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 2:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

After your footy team has just lost a crucial match.
"Its only a game"

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Don
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 2:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^^ arrrrrrgh Evil or Very Mad

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Joined: 01 Feb 2006
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 3:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"That goalkeeper of the other team really looks cute, dont you think so too?" Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 3:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"I wanna go on vacation" or "we never go on vacation"

I've been hearing this a lot lately and to put it in persepective - We went to Hawaii last July for our Honeymoon for 2 weeks and we went to Mexico in December for a week.

What am I missing?

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 3:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

<br>"Does my bum look big in this?" Shocked

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"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
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breadcrumb
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 3:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^ correct answer to that: "No, it just looks the same size as in anything else you usually wear" Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Wink

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I´d vote for Don or TS but Lotta, Juan and sheboppe are the best! But the squirrel still sucks on the buttons *g*

"your papa, i do you ok, you do fuck your self off goodday" Hitman lad to Usm4an B3ll0
"fuck you and your mumu family for ever andv ever, you go die for bicycle accident this year" Hitman to Usm4n B3ll0
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jojobean
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 3:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yeah- I can see you are definitely not married BC. That comment is called a death wish to the married man.

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Chris Safari Jolly Roger Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles

Kevin Pith Helmet 10 Safari Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 Suitcase 5k miles Tattoo x 6
Kenny Safari Safari Safari 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
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Tsnerd
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Joined: 14 Jul 2005
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 3:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

BC has a lot to learn.

The only way to answer that question is, "I'm sorry, dear. Did you ask me something? I was thinking about our first [fill in the blank, hopefully with something you actually do remember in case she quizzes you.]"

I suggest practicing that repeatedly until you can 1) say it with a straight face and 2) convey just the right amount of sincerity and earnestness.

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Miss Behaving
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Joined: 20 Apr 2006
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 4:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

breadcrumb wrote:
^^^^ correct answer to that: "No, it just looks the same size as in anything else you usually wear" Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Wink


Or my favourite BtVS quote:

Chubby Vamp: Does this sweater make me look fat?
Sunday: No, the fact that you're fat makes you look fat. That sweater just makes you look purple. Twisted Evil

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Harry Bawls
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Joined: 19 Oct 2006
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 10:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

#1 thing you should never say to your new hubby. "Is it in yet"?
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 10:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"I get far more enjoyment from scambaiting then I do while i'm having sex with you, dear"
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JoeTam
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 11:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You won't mind if I go to the city to say hi to my ex, do you? Evil or Very Mad

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it wasn't me
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 12:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You seem to be losing alot of hair...I think you might be going bald.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 1:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Well that was a long one - seven seconds - must be a record Evil or Very Mad

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FUCK U, FUCK UR PAPA FUCK YA MAMA!SAY THANKS ,IDIOT.i have told u not to bother me aagain or have i not.....foolish idiot.I have another person that will help us do this and it is non of YA FUCKING BUSINESS.ASS HOLE.
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