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 I love it when a lad comes back!

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Jayhawk
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 2:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Short story - I had a lad that I was running a church bait on, and it was going quite well. I called him "son" and he called me his "daddy." He had completed numerous (a necessity to obtain funding), and, when I discovered that he was not a member of the church, he gladly completed a 21 page church application form. It took him 3 1/2 hours to fax the completed form to me.

Then he vanished.

I figured that the Internet Cafe owner had beaten the crap out of him for non-payment, as he mentioned that he had borrowed time. I finally sent him official notification that his applicaton had been cancelled. That was over three months ago.

So yesterday I was bored, and decided to see if he was still alive. Yup, he is, and he wants money! Here's why he wants the money:

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i just needed some little funds, so i can know fully that the church will be of benefit to me
thanks
Daddy


That one cracked me up. To make matters even better, he's emailing me from the account of his supposedly dead mother. I haven't mentioned that one to him yet. Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 2:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The good thing is, you know he is desperate. Perfect time for some really ridiculous stuff.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 2:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nice! Too bad for him the Church rules and regs were completely overhauled during his absence....anything he did previously is void. Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 2:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mmmm, yeah, I'm going to have to go ahead and ask you to come in on Saturday and get him fill out some more of those .
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rumbero
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 4:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It is always good to hear from a lad from the past. You can cut through a lot of red tape and just go straight for the throat Laughing

I would ask for the mugu to perform a task of faith. Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Of course, you need witnesses to his test of faith, hi-res pics are fine, but video is best!

I doubt you can top Mr. Cucumber's bread and pickle poses, but I am sure you can get him wearing sackcloth and covered with ashes or something similarly penetential. Twisted Evil

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