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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Fri May 11, 2007 6:19 pm |
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The TWAT that threatened to kill himself is sort of the gift that keeps on giving. Now he is talking to the "real" Rev. Phystme and is starting to spill the beans about all of the naughtiness that has been going on behind his back.
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Dearest Rev U Phystme,
Thanks for your mail,i know that you may not what i am writting about till tomorrow when i will write a comprehesive mail concernining my experiences with Rev dover and TWAT church and i forward the certificate which was sent to me some weeks ago by Rev Dover,
thanks and God bless you GOD BLESS TWAT,
Rev |
His next email should be damn funny. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Fri May 11, 2007 6:26 pm |
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And this is the letter that he sent to the "fake" Phystme...
WARNING: Do not try to consume any liquids near a keyboard while reading this letter.
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DEAR AMERICAN FOOL.
I SAW YOUR MAIL BIG FOOL AND ALL THE UNCIVILIZED THINGS YOU SAID ABOUT YOUR SELF NOT ME,I WILL ALSO BUT IT BACK TO YOU THAT ALL THOSE NAMES YOU CALL ME ARE WHAT REFLECTS IN YOUR LIFE,BUT I FOUND IT MOST UNFORTUNATE THAT I DID HAD A DEALING WITH A BERBERIC ANIMAL LIKE YOU, I NEVER BELIEVE WITH MY EYE THAT A CIVILIZED COUNTRY LIKE AMERICA WILL HAVE AN UNCIVILIZED ANIMAL LIKE IN THEIR MIST.ANYWHERE NOT USE UNCIVILSED WORDS FOR THE ENTIRE AMERICAN PEOPLE BUT IN YOUR OWN CASE YOU LACK HOME TRANINIG,YOU ARE A SON OF A BITCH, LET TELL YOU THAT ONE THING THAT YOU DO NOT KNOW ,I AM NOT A SCAMMER,I HAVE NEVER SCAM OR INTEND TO SCAM ANYBODY BEFORE,TALKLESS OF SCAMMING AN IDOT LIKE YOU
I DO BELIEVE THAT WITH ALL THIS SUFERINGS YOU HAVE SUBJECTED ME TO I ALSO BELIEVE THAT POSTARITY AND NATURAL LAW EILL CATCH UP WITH YOU
BASTARD. |
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_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Nitroglycerin
Master Baiter
Joined: 04 Apr 2007
Posts: 139
Location: Europe
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Fri May 11, 2007 6:27 pm |
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You didn't warn me enoug h |
_________________ "I would like to go back to your place with you"- Prince Justin Bernard |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Fri May 11, 2007 6:41 pm |
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He isn't even much good at insults - why does he sign himself BASTARD ?
... and to call you Berberic is high parise indeed - of or pertaining to the Berber tribe
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The Romano-Berber theologian known as Augustine of Hippo (modern Chaoui city of Annaba, Algeria), who is recognized as a saint and a Doctor of the Church by Roman Catholicism |
He clearly doesn't feel worthy |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Fri May 11, 2007 6:47 pm |
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mugu wrote: |
BERBERIC ANIMAL LIKE YOU |
I think he's calling you on the carpet... |
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Hellbastard
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Apr 2007
Posts: 381
Location: Outside the Western Union office, with a sniper rifle.
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Fri May 11, 2007 8:12 pm |
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Rolling on the carpet laughing, maybe? |
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Fri May 11, 2007 8:25 pm |
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I have never laughed so hard in my life since I found this site...and this thread is definitely a highlight. My stomach hurts. |
_________________ Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
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viereinsneun
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 365
Location: Planet Earth
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Fri May 11, 2007 9:25 pm |
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Obviously your lad hit the "CAPS LOCK" key and proceeded to destroy his keyboard.
I think there will be at least one Cyber-caf� owner and countless baiters worldwide (coffee spillage) ordering replacement Keyboards over the next few days.
BTW. YW - How are you going to fit that entire paragraph into 1 signature line? |
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Spooky Tooth
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 22 Mar 2007
Posts: 58
Location: Behind you...
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Fri May 11, 2007 9:43 pm |
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BTW. YW - How are you going to fit that entire paragraph into 1 signature line? |
Exactly what I was wondering. The whole rant is just such an ideal sig-trophy it can't be left behind.
Excellent work, excellent result, and still the bait rolls on.
I'm not worthy. |
_________________ I'm here to bait mugus and chew bubblegum, and i'm all outta bubblegum. |
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dment
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 03 Jan 2005
Posts: 19
Location: somewhere hot
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Fri May 11, 2007 9:51 pm |
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I think he was trying to call you a barbaric animal.
Most of these guys learnt offensive english from american rap an flims and frequently transcribe what they hear phoneticaly. |
_________________ WE HAVE SENT THIS MESSAGE TO YOU AND IT CAME BACK, HAVE IT AGAIN. - African development bank
If you are no longer interested on the deal you better inform me so i can source for another foreign pertner who will assist me in actualizin the gaol. -Zeb Titi |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri May 11, 2007 10:17 pm |
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YW, we need a special page either here or at your bait site listing the insults you've received! |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Fri May 11, 2007 11:04 pm |
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Jeez, YW, I think you upset the poor lad! Thank goodness the REAL Rev. Phystme will be there to console him in his time of grief. |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Ginger Head
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Jan 2006
Posts: 1455
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Fri May 11, 2007 11:17 pm |
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Aw.
Lad pain. |
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
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Sat May 12, 2007 1:13 am |
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MikeH
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Nov 2005
Posts: 2546
Location: On the phone
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Sat May 12, 2007 2:19 am |
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AN UNCIVILIZED ANIMAL LIKE IN THEIR MIST |
Is that some sort of high-falutin reference to a movie that came out a while ago? |
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"jesus are you retarted. someone has gotta say it"
No more jokes about attendants!
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Sat May 12, 2007 6:54 pm |
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What?! Our very own unimaginable bastard pig isn't even house trained?
Who let him in here?
"Calling Poop Patrol to Main Forum, pooper scoopers to Main..." |
_________________ Do you have a concern about ethics? Click here, then here and finally HERE!
Bush goat you will meat like a chicken. It will kill you in your house where you are going to die.
I owe you quite simply one of the definitive experiences of my life.
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Trolling is usually symptomatic of bad character, mental problems or ugliness - RIP Jock_2009 |
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shadowdragon
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 2
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Sun May 13, 2007 2:24 pm |
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This is awesome, thanks for this thread! I laughed my ass of |
_________________ lol! |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Tue May 15, 2007 8:21 pm |
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We love kicking lads when they're down. So, we sent the suicidal lad this...
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Dear illiterate rim-riding ass rodeo bitch,
If you are going to start dishing out insults, at least learn how to spell them correctly. Barbaric is not spelled "BERBERIC". Idiot is not spelled "IDOT". Maybe you were trying to type at the same time you were jerking off your boyfriend? You are perhaps the stupidest homosexual that I have ever written to. Also, I am not in America. Once again, you have proven yourself to be an ignorant shit sculpture cock vessel.
Have you killed yourself yet? I hope so. That way, there will be one less 419 scammer in the world. That reminds me, before you jump off the bridge or light yourself on fire or do whatever it is that would rid the world of you, could you do me a favour? Can you stop sucking dick long enough to send me any photos that you might have taken while in Accra? I have never been there before and would be interested in seeing what it looks like.
Thanks for your cooperation. |
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_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Tue May 15, 2007 8:34 pm |
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That is excellent! My only criticism is that you didn't put a NSFK warning. |
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pug
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 198
Location: Just to the left of things . . .
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Wed May 16, 2007 7:56 pm |
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Edit:
I took out my little rant about suicide. It was not necessarily called for or necessary on this thread. I have someone very close to me who has been extremely depressed for years and is acutely suicidal so I was just caught at a really bad moment and got some major buttons pushed. I didn't need to take it out on y'all.
Back to work! |
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Ethian
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Aug 2006
Posts: 144
Location: The place i live in
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Wed May 16, 2007 8:10 pm |
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Look, most of what we say here shouldn't be used to any relatives, friends or anyone you might care about, however, lads are a different story. They would willingly push anyone to suicide, and have done so in the past. Some of them wouldn't even mind pushing you over the edge themself.
For such cases i think we should have no pity, and if mentioning things to them might annoy/hurt/kill them, i think we shouldn't refrain from doing so. This is a personal opinion, and everyone should decide for himself, however i think this is within limits on the forum.
Besides, why would someone commit suicide because of this mail? I received worse in my box, heck, every day there's stuff coming in, varying from suicide drugs to people who threaten to kill me if i don't send them money.
(yes i have known cases about suicide, though wasn't there when someone threw himself off the building... Does that matter by the way? We're educated people, or pretend to be so, so we should be able to judge things we haven't seen or done ourselves.)
my 2 cents, willing to discuss, but not in this topic. If enough animo, we might make our own about it |
_________________ "1. Are you aware of any relative/relation whose last contact address was in the untied kingdom?" (Robert Rice)
"Know can fuck me twice ok,if you can send money them forget about it and don contact me again,because you all are the same thing." (Mr Renta)
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persephone
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Jun 2006
Posts: 2846
Location: land of cloggies
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Wed May 16, 2007 8:12 pm |
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^that is fine Puq, we are all free to have our opinions and express them. YW was responding to the lad's remark that he had to get paid, otherwise he would commit suicide. That is where the whole reference comes from (see page 16)
Furthermore, it is not the first time that this discussion is brought up about references to homosexuality. General consesus: if it makes you feel uncomfortable, do not use it in your own baits.
...................well...............back to baiting................................. |
_________________ a strange idiot tracked you down on arrival you moved with him like a christmas goat to a strange hell hotel and gave him paper or what you call money my ass. - J3ff Rich4rds
14 months and counting
I HAVE SEEN THAT YOU LOVE DOG SEX, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU CAN COME TO AFRICA I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOUR HOTEL EXPENSES AT LEAST TO SATISFY THE DOG'S URGE - some banker
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tarracojones
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 15 May 2007
Posts: 6
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Wed May 16, 2007 11:29 pm |
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I can only hope to be as good a baiter as you someday. |
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Spooky Tooth
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 22 Mar 2007
Posts: 58
Location: Behind you...
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Wed May 16, 2007 11:32 pm |
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I've had my sister in law try to kill herself twice now. It's a terrible thing that can scramble a family in all kinds of terrible ways.
However it has sweet bugger-all to do with baiting these assholes. Frankly, no insult is too low for them, take a look at some of the victim's statements (as mentioned, some of whom have taken their own lives in shame after being scammed.)
If it's not directed at you, I don't see why you should get offended. End of story. |
_________________ I'm here to bait mugus and chew bubblegum, and i'm all outta bubblegum. |
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pug
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 198
Location: Just to the left of things . . .
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Thu May 17, 2007 12:31 am |
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Sorry about the outburst. As I said, I just got a few of my buttons pushed and some things hit pretty close to home right at that time. Y'all know how it is, right? I guess it was just the time and place and I needed to blow off some steam. nothing personal at YW or anyone else. I won't vent again very soon, I promise!
(FWIW, someone very close to me almost committed suicide a week ago and if I hadn't been at the right place at the right time they probably would have done it. That's why I'm kinda touchy about it . . .)
Onward! |
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