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 "Witch" sig line should I use???

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asiaguy
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 3:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

After several unsuccessful trips to various MG locations in Accra (including the infamous Prudential Bank location)....my Lad turned love interest has apparently decided our relationship is not going very well...

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You are nothing ,but an old harlot,who has no base ,only furcking up and down in dongeons.

For your informmation,I will never have sex with you smelling white pig.

You better go and die away, you idiot. Your Father is a scummer while you are nothing but a flying witch craft,I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die as a witch

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

asiaguy wrote:
I will cock you in a bottle


The sheer logistics of this are mind bottling.

You know, when you mind gets all bottled up.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

No contest. It's got to be the third one.

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you are nothing but a flying witch craft
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing Laughing Laughing Just what every old harlot dreams of getting cocked in a bottle..

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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only furcking up and down in dongeons

This can only make you go blind!

My favourite.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That is fantastic material!

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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For your informmation,I will never have sex with you smelling white pig.


Sounds like beastiality.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die as a witch

Laughing Laughing Laughing I like bit. Good work mate
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
you will die as a witch


cool!

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Your Father is a scummer


Scummer = term of abuse for Southampton football fans used by Portsmouth fans. Strange a Lad picks up such a term. I presume it's accidental.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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=go and die away, you idiot.


Burned!!

No seriously. It's a tie between "cock you in a bottle" and "flying witch craft" for me.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 6:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

GomerPyle wrote:

Scummer = term of abuse for Southampton football fans used by Portsmouth fans.


The lad obviously got the boat into Portsmouth and decided to stay there!

To answer the orig question it has to be the "cock in the bottle" - pure quality

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 7:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That second one is racist. How does he know you are white, and a pig?

The first one is ageist and the last one is discriminating against alternative beliefs.

You have a treasure of a lad. Bury him in his own prejudice and hipocracy.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 7:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My favourite is the 'smelling white pig' line.

Cool
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 9:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Put a curse on him for his hateful language. Tell him the Goddess will not be mocked.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 9:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You should use "cock in a bottle" and create a website to sell it Smile

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 9:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

methinks you have upset him...

oops!

The last one

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 10:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Is it like a ship in a bottle? Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 10:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@asiaguy, perhaps your lad would appreciate his "name" being added to the growing list of DAMNED.

stoopid lad wrote:
...nothing ,but an old harlot...
seems like a nice shiny new title for you Wink

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 10:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That has to be the finest reply I have ever seen. It is SO hard to choose as they are all good. But the last is my fave.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 1:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Tigbitties wrote:
Is it like a ship in a bottle? Very Happy

Like getting the masts, erm, erect?

It has to be the bottle one. It's one of a kind and I suspect never to be repeated Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 3:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks for the inputs gang.
The winner is...
Quote:
I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die


It combines pure frustrated Lad response with a death threat.

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