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AlphonseTheFrog
Master Baiter
Joined: 08 Mar 2007
Posts: 173
Location: UR MAMA TOTO OOOOOOOOOO
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Sat Apr 21, 2007 8:23 am |
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Please help settle a debate on this subject. |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Sat Apr 21, 2007 8:44 am |
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When they stand up on their own. That is the time to start and think about washing them. |
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battery
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 31 May 2005
Posts: 930
Location: a wonderful yet shit place to live
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Sat Apr 21, 2007 8:45 am |
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There are just so many variables!
1)Where do you live? What's the normal climate?
2)What season is it? (these all affect how much you sweat)
3)How tight/baggy are the jeans?
4)How much time do you spend walking in the day?
5)Are you a crusty skut licking hippy?
6)Are there any holes in the jeans?
Personally I can't keep the same pair on for more than two days and I very rarely wear the same item of clothing two days running - ever. It gets well into the thirties and even up to forty or so C in the summer here - so unless I want to be quarintined on the subway train I have to change regularly. |
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it wasn't me
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 1043
Location: sitting in the corner drinking wine, eating cheese
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Sat Apr 21, 2007 8:59 am |
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I'm with Tommo. The easy test...
Throw them at the wall. If they stick, time to change. If not, good for another day. |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Sat Apr 21, 2007 9:03 am |
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Don't know about standing up on their own?
When they can run away on their own, you can be sure you've over done it. |
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Kickstart
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 447
Location: Godzone
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Sat Apr 21, 2007 9:48 am |
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W-a-s-h what is this new word? |
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battery
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 31 May 2005
Posts: 930
Location: a wonderful yet shit place to live
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Sat Apr 21, 2007 9:49 am |
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I think you reach the point of no return once the various breeding cultures intertwined with the fabric have advanced to such an extent, that washing them would technically constitute genocide...
...if you'll pardon the pun. |
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Sat Apr 21, 2007 9:50 am |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Sat Apr 21, 2007 10:05 am |
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^^^or the zip breaks |
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"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sat Apr 21, 2007 10:56 am |
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nobody3
Master Baiter
Joined: 05 Aug 2006
Posts: 213
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Sat Apr 21, 2007 1:07 pm |
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for 1 day max - too hot over here you sweat like a cut firehose |
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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2695
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
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Sat Apr 21, 2007 1:07 pm |
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it wasn't me wrote: |
Throw them at the wall. If they stick, time to change. If not, good for another day. |
That test works extremely well for socks and underwear too... |
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crossfire
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Oct 2006
Posts: 1152
Location: ten light years away
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Sat Apr 21, 2007 2:48 pm |
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you can wear you underwear 4 times,
front, backwards
inside out
front, backwards
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Luther Blissett
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Sep 2005
Posts: 1029
Location: Watford, Middle East
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Sat Apr 21, 2007 6:14 pm |
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Pantsface
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 Sep 2006
Posts: 465
Location: In Your Pants!
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Sat Apr 21, 2007 6:23 pm |
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I typically go for 2-3 days. Last November when I was on tour in Europe for 2 weeks, I wore the same pair of jeans for that entire 2 weeks. I slept in them, I performed in them, everything. The only time they came off was for a shower every other day or so while hanging over the shower curtain getting wet.
After two weeks of sweat, beer, water, dirt and other nasties, by the time my wife picked me up at the airport back home, I could literally pull the denim apart with my fingers |
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remmy223
Elite Baiter
Joined: 12 Jun 2006
Posts: 1734
Location: butt f*** middle of nowhwere
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Posted:
Sat Apr 21, 2007 6:58 pm |
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i wear mine until they get taken off me
or the arse is dragging on the floor
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Mr Pain
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 08 Apr 2007
Posts: 26
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Sat Apr 21, 2007 7:16 pm |
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I wash my Jeans when my wife forces me to. |
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kleindoofy
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Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe
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Sat Apr 21, 2007 8:14 pm |
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how many days in a row |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Sat Apr 21, 2007 9:26 pm |
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I usually change mine when the crotch or zip wears out. But I don't like to brag. |
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"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Miss Behaving
Master Baiter
Joined: 20 Apr 2006
Posts: 190
Location: Down the bookies
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Sat Apr 21, 2007 10:14 pm |
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Hey, crotchless jeans are favoured by some. You're missing a trick! For the record, I only own black/grey jeans. I wear them 3-4 times a week and wash them once a week. I imagine I'll wear them less as the weather hots up and they threaten to start running around on their own. |
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kleindoofy
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Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe
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Sat Apr 21, 2007 10:19 pm |
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Hmmmmm, jeans.
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it wasn't me
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 1043
Location: sitting in the corner drinking wine, eating cheese
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Sat Apr 21, 2007 11:37 pm |
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I usually change mine when the crotch or zip wears out. But I don't like to brag |
Apparantly, it has been known for jeans/trousers to have been worn for so long (eg by tramps) that when they have to come off, the leg hairs have intertwined into the material and they have to be cut off!
(Hubby just told me that, don't know if he's just trying to gross me out...) |
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falnsb
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Jun 2005
Posts: 337
Location: Spain/South Africa
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Sun Apr 22, 2007 8:37 pm |
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We had a female where I work who wore the same jeans for so long that she was known as the Blue Tuna. Eventually she got her own office. |
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PRS Girly Girl
Will Post for Food
Joined: 06 Mar 2007
Posts: 1174
Location: Any place where cute shoes are on sale.
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Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:20 pm |
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If a cat buries your jeans in a litter box, they were past due for a washing.
For me, two days max if the weather is nice and I'm indoors for most of the time. One day if I'm out in the hot weather. |
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Rodus
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 3685
Location: Back under the cold shower
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Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:23 pm |
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When they start walking around on their own then it's probably time to wash them, or sell them to science |
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